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Cullen
14 days ago
joan diddykong
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LovelyBigfootFriendToAll
16 days ago
If someone tries to talk to me about the cultural impact of Avatar thereās gonna be two cultural impacts: me culturally impacting them and them culturally impacting the floor
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happy dheizember to all who celebrate
18 days ago
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kirby air riders get rick quick scheme
25 days ago
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real men have a little cry about loona disbanding sometimes
about 2 months ago
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BayBayFriend
4 months ago
Me: bud can you stop eating grass please My dog, who has no concept of āeating,ā only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: š ?
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Viktor Winetrout
2 months ago
Your email found me but I am not well
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phil
2 months ago
the average person commits fraud twice a year, but this is only because of statistical outlier Santos Georg, who should not be counted
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who could have known the My Leg! guy was so multitalented
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2 months ago
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It's Abby. Yep.
3 months ago
Them: Letās get together! Whatās your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
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skƔld
2 months ago
america will not stand for a descent into authoritarianism. they will sit and watch
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the ones who walk away from omelettes: my vegan journey
3 months ago
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Grant Tanaka
3 months ago
ever eat a kidās meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
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greg2hats
3 months ago
I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
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she said šā¹ļø
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3 months ago
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me: knows theyāre losing me: pays for my place by the ring
4 months ago
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look. i want a mitski tattoo and STAY SOFT is eight letters (knuckle tat length). iām just SAYING,
4 months ago
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every time i turn around boomers gather round always lookin at me up and down lookin at my [cathartic scream]
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4 months ago
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nothing burger left beef
4 months ago
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not ONLY am i a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker - i am also a bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint and i do not feel ashamed
4 months ago
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concept: girlboss comedy gothic account where it is heavily implied her 9 to 5 is an actual cult
4 months ago
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a top post for me
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5 months ago
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if ur a horror writer u have two choices: have a really scary look or a totally unassuming look. both choices are equally funny
5 months ago
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life hack: need to make a girl cry? simply ask about her motherās stolen youth. works every time
5 months ago
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It's Abby. Yep.
5 months ago
Ever since I was little, I wanted to disagree with people online
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bleem calling hassan āthe ones who lift weights in omelasā lives in my head rent free
6 months ago
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Fun
10 months ago
he was a tater boy
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lanyardigan
10 months ago
Have become very small. Sipping from a thimble. Relaxing
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tw capitalism but i wish i lived in a world where all of my tech products were the color of my pearl pink nintendo gameboy advance sp
10 months ago
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sky
about 1 year ago
If you cut the roof off of Baba Yagaās hut it can still run around for several minutes, but this is only a reflex action of the houseās nerves, not magic (as previously believed)
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nattie winters
11 months ago
i donāt trust you man. you look like shit. you look. Like you got a lever in your house. opens a door to more house.
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The thread oā tweets
12 months ago
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My skeets are to be read with the voice of a 10 inch tall 1930s mobster just trying to have it all in the big city
12 months ago
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conor omalley and dropout improv have a nyc show on the same night whatta hell am i sipposed to do..
12 months ago
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Frances Meh
almost 2 years ago
chekhovās gun is so rad every time i see it iām like yasss go off
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goya
about 1 year ago
my game of the year was halo 2 because i played it with my girlfriend and we had fun :)
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goya
about 1 year ago
I Love My Cable Managed Life.
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giddy up, jingle horse, jingle your horse
about 1 year ago
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ballatro (when i'm balling out playing balatro)
about 1 year ago
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we must convince men that spitting on the ground is gay
about 1 year ago
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Momo
over 1 year ago
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looking up the author for the scifi book i'm enjoying and getting jumpscared every time
about 1 year ago
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so kind of my 2 favorite artists (mitski and alvvays) to be hosting a PERSONAL concert for ME on my 5 year anniversary
over 1 year ago
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i donāt know what goulash is and at this point iām scared to ask
over 1 year ago
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i spoil my dog so much i be googling shit like can dog eat haricots verts
almost 2 years ago
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no one: my brain: i donāt smoke (yeehaw version)
almost 2 years ago
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breaking the ice at a mitski concert: so do u guys like mitski
almost 2 years ago
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my dog is so feminist that he has huge ears to listen to women better
almost 2 years ago
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*kneeling down inspecting a star shaped zit sticker on the sidewalk* yep, itās fresh. a gen Zer was just here.
almost 2 years ago
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one time in central park i witnessed a raccoon dive into a public trashcan only to pop back out with a whole slice of pizza in his mouth, as a new yorker this felt kinda like seeing a unicorn. a small crowd formed. it was so cute and comedic.
almost 2 years ago
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