All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Pro tip you can make really awesome pizza by pouring sourdough starter into a hot cast iron skillet, sprinkling with salt, oregano, and garlic, baking until crispy, then topping it and popping it back in for 8 mins. It’s fuckin delicious but it makes small pizzas which is sad when you want more. 😢🍕

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Wallace Shawn. It’s inconceivable that you could ever get bored.

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong

Third time’s the charm?

Our scams reflect our world so we used to get letters saying an uncle we never met struck oil or a prince needs to wire us $10mil but now it's 'Pay This Dubious Bill Lose Your Home' or 'You Ran A Light Pay Now Or Your Credit Is Ruined' cuz we no longer have hope for scammers to leverage only despair

somehow Trump appears in Epstein's emails more than Epstein himself

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you heard em 🫡

Jeffrey Epstein, the notorious child sex trafficker, says that Donald Trump is the worst person he has ever met It's probably not fully possible for you to understand the full meaning of that sentence

Sen King on CNN saying essentially we didn’t know we’d win Well, what if Samwise Gamgee had said “you know what Mr Frodo? This sucks and it’s really hard. How about we quit?” You never know if you’re going to win But you’ll never know if you would have won if you quit

Only Schumer could post “we will keep fighting” immediately after he stops fighting.

In case anyone else is interested. Trump beat & raped this little 13 yo girl, vaginally and anally, written as fact right here in a court document. Then he proceeded to threaten to kill her and her family if she told anyone. From 2016. This, my friends, is the POTUS. www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

Women forced to cover themselves… like this?

Woke up today to the news

There is no stage of my life beyond infancy in which this would not have been my ideal day. Way to go, teacher.

This is hilarious. No one on earth is as committed to anywhere as New Yorkers are committed to New York. Where would these assholes even go – Cincinnati and having dinner at Applebee’s? Come on now.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Ppl who don’t care about kids being shot in school certainly won’t care if they’re being fed. Maybe if we shoved SNAP benefits up a uterus the pro lifers would care

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I think Cory Doctorow really put it best Conservatives think everything in the past was different from what is really was because they are remembering it from the viewpoint of childhood naïveté

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor. Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors. These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism. This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function. Every American should reject it.

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

To the kids with disabilities deprived of a teacher's aide—Trump thinks it's not a problem. To the parents fighting for their kid to be treated equally in the classroom—Trump thinks it's not a problem. To the teachers in need of resources—Trump thinks it's not a problem.

When you feel political cartoonists have been working too hard and deserve something easy as a treat

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

So very tired of this nonsense.

I'd much rather have a society where racists feel the need to use dog whistles than one where they don't. That doesn't mean I'm fooled by the dog whistles or am defending the whistling racists, it means I want a society where racism is seen as shameful.

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

Gonna keep this handy for when my son says he doesn't like school.

The bath you take when you get home after camping is the very best bath of all. 🫧🛀🫧

Portland right now.

A few minutes ago in the House: - Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week - House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

If you’re a young, pregnant American citizen woman who shows up in an ER, you will not get treated because Mike Johnson’s religion values embryos over women and Trump says you should just tough it out.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

In Portland, Oregon,(DHS) and (ICE) used pepper spray on the breathing hole of a peaceful protester who was wearing a blow-up frog costume.

Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.

Watching this man attempt to debate Tim Walz is the only thing I’m looking forward to politically. 🍿🍿🍿