it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country

It’s all so gross. God it’s so disturbing.

Y’all I watched the pathetic entrance. Seems Steve Scalise was pretty mad about Black people. He wanted to say whatever he wanted about Black Americans. He was willing to rip it all down for his orange boyfriend.

President Donald Trump demanded that Congress pass the most restrictive anti-voting bill in US history, the SAVE America Act. But he also exaggerated the bill’s provisions, saying it would impose even more severe restrictions on voting than it actually would. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Just a reminder, in the last decade Trump has been President longer than anyone. Biden 4 years, Trump 5. This is his shitshow. The Guardians of Pedophiles are pathetic losers.

Cued up new season of Love is Blind. And my blood pressure is already decreasing. One last thing tho: Eat a bag of dicks, hockey punks.

I wasn’t gonna watch but I peeked and now I am off for a Silkwood shower. Keep @atrupar.com in your thoughts and prayers.

Just a reminder, in the last decade Trump has been President longer than anyone. Biden 4 years, Trump 5. This is his shitshow. The Guardians of Pedophiles are pathetic losers.

I'm not going to the State of the Union. Trump has made a mockery of this tradition and I'm not going to show up and pretend everything's normal. I worked with @moveon.org to help organize the People's State of the Union. I'll be there. Go to moveon.org/live to learn more.

One thing we’re seeing with MAGAs getting canceled left and right, the latest being the USA men’s hockey team, before that the racist old housewife of NY, is they really don’t know how serious we are. They don’t get that we have the power to shun them. Then they flip out because it’s game over.

Obsessed with this video. I want to be her bestie right this very minute.

Y’all ready for some wiener content? May I present a sausage in a cat tunnel. He loves it in there.

Where are my Bay Area GenXers? Spotted this in the kitchen of a Palo Alto restaurant today. Made me smile! #HotTubTimeMachine

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded

In this edition of The Clown Show: TSA is shut, no it’s open! 🤡 El Paso airport is shut for 10 days but it’s open early and you’re welcome we got a danger balloon! 🤡 Greenland needs a US hospital ship because they’re sick. Oops, shh, we’re the ones sick and totally unprepared in Greenland. 🤡

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

Yet another case of MAGAs assaulting children. Every day there’s one. When they’re not protecting pedophiles they’re pushing kids down and choking them in the streets.

The most cursed thing about being in California is suffering though these godforsaken Tom Steyer ads every 5 minutes. They’re like mosquitos. Jesus take the wheel.

Still wondering about this. Did anyone see an explainer?

My super supercalifragilisticexpialidocious friend gave me this Cortona 🇮🇹 olive oil as a parting gift when I left LA yesterday. Busting it out tonight.

What was the license nonsense he was talking about. The licenses he just took out on his name on every building in the country? I am confused.

“Sir I want to kiss you.” Jesus effing Christ this is MORTIFYING AND INSANE. We are not okay.

It’s time for some Thin Mints and Samoas at Chez Jones.

Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Truth!

Pedophile protector

(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)

It’s been a while since we’ve done a privacy party, so I’m going to drop some links to what I’m personally familiar with. These are not exhaustive, just personal recs… Starting with DeleteMe for personal info takedowns (referral link with discount) joindeleteme.com/refer?coupon...

Happy Valentine’s

These seagull looking guys with the black toupees on them. Love them. Anyone know what they are? They didn’t make any noise so I couldn’t catch them on my Merlin app. #birdnerd

Oh hell no. We need to fight this hard. “The feature, internally called Name Tag, would let wearers of smart glasses identify people and get information about them via Meta’s artificial intelligence assistant.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Anyone voting this year should get their documents now. Passport or birth certificate.For those who changed their name from their birth certificate-those documents too. All it takes is one Senator (Thune) changing his mind on the filibuster, and it a mad dash to get your documents. Lines and waits.

TAKE IT EASY EVERYBODY OUR AIRSPACE IS SAFE AROUND EL PASO NOW THE MILITARY SHOT DOWN A PARTY BALLOON ALL CLEAR!!!

This is so cool!

This is why I'm getting rid of my Ring, STAT. Thank you @weratedogs.com for shedding more light on this evil mission by Ring and its band of thugs.

Here we go. For all you Ring camera owners who are disgusted with their change in service to use your cameras to assist law enforcement without your permission. You store locally. Then you also don’t have to pay Ring a penny to store it for you either.

I have a Ring camera. Not normally fond of any surveillance but I had a situation of a creepy grifter, long story. Anyway, I know our phones are spying on us 24/7 but is there a security camera app/hardware that is ethical out there? I want to change, but I don’t know what to do!

God I hate my HOA management committee with such a white hot passion that I can’t even disguise it now. Two weeks notice in the middle of the ski season to start a massive engineering project that will involve major machinery and noise. I have renters on the books for the next 5 weeks. WTF.

DON’T BE A PANICAN!

Niche tweet: I’m gonna have to break up with Heather McDonald. It’s been coming. Tomorrow is her day of reckoning and I have no faith she will disavow racist Jill Zarin. #JuicyScoop

DON’T BE A PANICAN!

If you want to ask @eentertainment.bsky.social if Jill Zarin’s views represent their values, you can do it here👇. They’re giving her a show and it’s launching soon. No time like the present to see where they stand. help.versantmedia.com/s/contactsup...

My only regret about Bluesky is the very tiny Bravo show community here. I want to get into it about the MAGA big mouth racist Jill Zarin complaining there were “literally no” white people at the half time show which was wrong, she says, cuz it’s the 250 year celebration of the country. Bitch WHAT?!

Authoritarian’s best friend…

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Unidos somos América.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them