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Fun fact, Utah is also last in education spending, highest in measles cases, lowest in women’s equality and a Republican super majority. The cult of Utah continues to cut through all logical, critical, independent or creative thinking. Wake TF up Utah. You’re killing your kids and your brain.

We saw Xavier Becerra pick up the most after Eric Swalwell dropped out. Not a surprise, Swalwell got in, Becerra dipped. Voters took a second look and came back. But here’s the real headline, most voters are still undecided. 1/2

California, we need to coalesce around a candidate and get rid of the single digit ones or we’re gonna end up with a Republican. I can’t stand Steyer so hopefully people can move their support to Becerra. Here’s their emails.

Not The Onion. It’s impossible to tell anymore.

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

STILL in the nest. 🦉🪶

I couldn’t wish for anything better for DoorDash!! No one will ever learn ETTD. As a restaurant person who’s had to deal with DD since their inception, it’s a massive chef’s kiss.

Apartment living is so weird. There’s a car alarm that’s been going off 3 times an hour all day. Everyone’s been going crazy. I assumed the owner was out of town. Just heard my neighbor knock on a door and ask if it was this woman’s car. SHE WAS ABOVE THE CAR ALL DAY and says “oh is that mine??”

My friend just got her flight in October from Italy back to California canceled because the airlines said fuel costs are too unstable. WTF? Are they going to just stop flying? It’s Norse.

He’s home from the hospital with no diagnosis, still feeling bunky but it was better to have him less stressed in the pet hospital another night. He was super dehydrated so he got fluids all night. $5k later and it’s a wait and see. Bloodwork is good tho. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Bless the people who work at vet ERs. I couldn’t handle it for a second. Been sitting in the parking lot for 2 hours watching people and their animals coming and going. There’s crying. A yellow lab just went in on a stretcher. 😭 Ugh. I’m getting nervous, but dang I’m not the only one.

Sitting in the ER vet parking lot because the dog that came in before us was infested with fleas. I hope my little boy is fine. He had an appointment at the regular vet tomorrow but he started shaking today so here I am. You know how if you bring to the ER they’re fine but if you don’t they’re not?

Fucking Swalwell. What in the ever-loving? And Willie Brown says this was well known? WTF. That MFer should have been shoved out ages ago. I’m so GD mad.

If Hungary can get rid of its autocrat, so can America anntelnaes.substack.com/p/viktor-orb...

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

If you want to pay $30 to have a $15 sandwich delivered by a MAGA company, that’s a choice! And an extremely bad one to boot. Screw DoorDash.

it’s crazy that you can be the president and be like “i’m the messiah and i am going to bomb and murder children” and tens of millions of people who ostensibly subscribe to a religion that say doing both of those things is bad will snort their approval like the little hogs they are

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He hasn’t been feeling good, but he managed to make himself a lil fort of freshly washed, warm sheets to snooze in.

Omg I just found out Bluesky has a moderation label for the trolls! Love this. It’s not even allowing this person to show up in my mentions. I saw it because I saw hidden replies to my comment. Fantastic. 🤣

Take a close look at Hungary right now because we’re gonna have that moment, too. We fucking are and it will be glorious.

Tom agrees with me. Hard not to agree, but I haven’t been a California voter for years — why are so dysfunctional in CA? Can anyone enlighten me?

This was a powerful interview with Ben Sasse on his terminal cancer, the Senate and his faith. As someone who has a family member that had pancreatic, and is way outliving everything the doctors projected, it was extra interesting for me. I finally get Sasse. 🎁 link. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/o...

Fuck. Adios, Eric. How fucking stupid do you have to be?? Jesus.

How come we’re not working on the front porch yet?? Chop chop!

I’m so glad Artemis II is here safely! No if only we can get their comms to work! Ground control to Major Tom! 📡

This is so well done. 👌

It’s muggy, man. Just give us real rain!

Oh lookie, @peterhartlaub.bsky.social does my hometown! It’s much more behaved now, but “Mayberry on acid” is very much a part of its DNA.

I'm on the train back to DC – I call on all my colleagues to come back, too. Congress must vote to end this war IMMEDIATELY.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The guy's called Chuck Schumer, his name is literally a set of clear instructions

I keep thinking about an Iranian businessman I pitched a couple weeks ago. I asked him if his family was okay and he assured me they think Israel & the US are doing a brilliant job. I gave him two full days of my time and advice. He sent me a “we’re going a different direction” email, not a call.

Schumer has to fucking go. Now.

Weird time to be watching the second season of Paradise. Oh I long for the days when these kind of shows seemed like fiction…

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

“I never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sources” says guy who uses the “Elon muffles legitimate news sources” app.

Spineless toadies They are accomplices to Trump’s madness

BREAKING: Crime reports are out for Q1 2026 New York City with historic results NYC under Mayor Mamdani records the fewest shootings and murders IN HISTORY • Major Crime: ⬇️ 5.3% • Robbery: ⬇️ 8% • Burglaries: ⬇️ 20.6% • Murders: ⬇️ 28% His approval rating has gone from +38 to +48. This Is Leadership.

So great

Well this is cool.

Just a little reminder for those of you still on Twitter! You can also make child porn there, too. It’s called CSAM but y’all know that, too, and you don’t seem to mind!

She's going to a farm upstate. Lots of room to run around and kristi noem will look after her

I just downloaded this app. How exciting! Makes me feel like I’m at Mission Control. 😆

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Another in a long line of Trump toadies being shown the window…