I'm an old, and I approve this message. 😹

Cybertruck in Autopilot mode tried to drive off Houston bridge, suit says Justine Saint Amour sued Tesla in Harris County Court, alleging Tesla was negligent in the marketing of its Autopilot feature. /1

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

And what he is doing truly is shit, he's right, no question about it! 😹

This is the area my late sister lived in; knowing a bit about the full-time residents there, I'm not surprised they came together despite politics to protect their town, their livelihood, and their safety.

It took Trump 10 days to create an energy crisis reminiscent of the 1970s, replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei, and weaken our alliances worldwide. He put American servicemembers in harm’s way, resulting in seven deaths. None of this made you safer or better off.

More evidence that what Elmo has designed really is "Full, Sure Death" mode. 🙀

Faces of Hate, 2026:

Trump making America great again! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! MAGA!!!!!!!!! 🙀 🤦

This is who this party is

Andy Ogles doesn't belong in polite society in any nation.

Better late than never, I suppose.

Kind of weird when you can watch the global market collectively go "oh shit he is that crazy".

Welp…tell us how you REALLY feel.

Well, this doesn't sound good. And it seems to have materialized out of nowhere--a couple of days ago, the forecast for this week seemed pretty placid and peaceful. 🙀

the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Six years ago this week, an unplanned disaster engulfed the world. Trump catastrophically mismanaged it. The economy collapsed and 1m+ died. Now reelected, he’s on the verge of topping that, only this time the disaster is entirely of his own making. The results may be even worse.

In the hospital, when a patient dies and they have graciously agreed to donate their organs, HCW's often line up as their bed is rolled to the operating room. We call this the "Honor Walk". I can't imagine anyone wearing a baseball cap during this.

Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

Good thing I don’t have to plug in my EV for awhile now.

Well, Trump’s regime change war of choice is sure achieving its objectives.

The WSJ calls it “the most severe energy crisis since the 1970s.” ⛽️ @wsj.com www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Smashing the panic button and throwing jugs of ketchup against walls.

The “supply bag”???? 😹

Holy shit. Crude oil futures going nuts tonight.

Never miss a chance to tell my favourite science joke: Q: What did Crick & Watson discover? A: Rosalind Franklin’s lab book.

Little T-Rex is super excited to meet his new playmate

Ye shall know them by the company they keep. 🙀 (RELEASE THE #EPSTEINFILES !)

Jake knows that when David Ellison's deal to buy CNN goes through, his ass probably is toast, so will do anything to save his cushy spot on cable. 🙀

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

Well, well, well. @gasbuddy.bsky.social now reports nationwide retail average price for a gallon of gas has risen by ***63 CENTS*** in the past month. Another Trump tax on Americans.

(1/X) Not to be a Debbie downer, but when I step away for a minute and come back, I'm always struck by how much worse things are than anyone wants to admit. By "things" here, I mean the Trump administration. There's plenty of reasons ppl do this...

Become ungovernable. 😹

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Athletes remove headgear for national anthems out of respect. Trump shows disrespect and disdain with his campaign cap—his true colors because he only cares about himself. 🙀

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

Pretty soon, they'll be dumpster-diving for soda cans.

Apparently under Republican leadership, the only way to post the truth is under cover of darkness. 🙀

Sometimes, the heart just needs to let the Nazi in you leap out at the most inopportune moments. 🙀

Elmo’s on-point strategic powers trickle down to the forward thinking Cybertruck buyers. 🙀

Strategic genius Whiskey Pete Kegseth displays his acute and laser-focused approach to keeping troops safe.

These tech bros are shameless, morally rudderless, and generally and totally worthless. 🙀

All their execs probably made big book on Kalshi and Polymarket , amirite?

“Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.” That’s what the President of the United States is saying to the American people. He won’t be hurt by a retaliatory attack or high gas prices. But you will — and that’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make.

Pretty accurate summary of Trump’s America. Hey, Congressional Dems, how about rolling out some Articles of Impeachment. Multiple ones. One after another. Tie up the House with privileged impeachment resolutions.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

So let me get this straight ... 1. US bombs Iran 2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate 3. Russia gives Iran targeting info 4. Oil price shoots WAY up 5. US unsanctions Russian oil