welp, this is me

WOIMSDAY

If only there was some literary precedent for an old man with severe dementia who is pants-shittingly terrified of windmills

re:watching final fantasy advent children complete

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Mrs. Throat Fuck

TRAGIC: Due to population decline, one can now only get around 591 hugs from approx. 6,336 lightning bugs

Japan will make an april fool joke where they showcase a completely normal looking conventionally attractive idol identical to all the others but say she’s 30 years old instead of 15 and be surprised when people don’t immediately understand where the joke is

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Confession. I Love You...

Here me out: take all of it. Take his shirt and shoes.

What She Did While He Slept Next To Her

🎶 CAUSE I’M MR. BRIGHTSIDE 🎶

TRAGIC: Due to population decline, one can now only get around 591 hugs from approx. 6,336 lightning bugs

*puts bottle of Sainsbury’s champagne in the fridge just in case*

sith seven #FF7R

This is NOT what I signed up for

I dunno man, sometimes they're just for me

one of the finest posts of all time

"I froze with fear. This cartoon fox was talking... to me."

me as a DM watching my players debate which of the homebrew magic items I lovingly crafted for them to sell at market

Broke: Vaginoplasty Woke:

i feel bad for this kid man. for the rest of his life every person in his family will have ‘remember when you jerked off and ruined all our lives’ as ammunition

A katana *and* a wakizashi? In *this* economy?

WOMAN DOCTOR

If we're turning 4chan posts into major motion pictures now, my vote goes towards Diplet Detected.

I sometimes wonder how it would feel to have been born other than I am or where I am. Edward Hopper’s paintings make me feel nostalgic for a past I never lived. I love this! 🎨🖌 British painter, “Phil Lockwood” painted this, he filled every window with an “EDWARD HOPPER” painting.

Broke: Vaginoplasty Woke:

Scrunt is out on NS Classics - Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack

gonna be tragic when this happens to toby fox

in my culture we have this weird tradition where we don't like it very much if you call our food inedible slop

It's a cold and it's a broken I've seen footage

she barba my coa till I holler peño

after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain

Adding this to the meme folder

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image