Whenever Sarah says, “this part was written by my co-writer Emily,” what she actually means to say is

I think about this one a lot

y’know how sometimes you’ll see a modern simpsons clip and all the voices sound old and tired

Elon Musks AI girlfriend after gaining enough sentience to k*ll him

Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet

#indieanimationday is a very special day that only comes along maybe 5 dozen times a year. It’s the perfect day for, let’s say, 7,000 more of you to watch my cartoon from January: youtu.be/Sso57rrNcoU

Please, Gromit.

Ripley’s This Is Gonna Freak Your Absolute Nut

"Am I supposed to know who this is?" Yes. You are. Because you're on the internet. And you can look up the person you don't recognise. Usually their name is on the thing you're looking at too. You can just read it. So yes. You ARE supposed to know who that is.

his NAME was YAKUB

Someone on Facebook Marketplace is selling a convenience store for $300,000

his NAME was YAKUB

death of the author. this was intended 100% literally

I wish this was all celebrity news nowadays tbh. Less "xyz is a serial abuser advocating for genocide" and more "Kim Kardashian is mad at the psychics for not helping her with her exams" please

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

This tweet only being maybe fourth funniest reference to scifi that proves he doesn't read books or even watch anything is really funny.

It is!

cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube

Yes.

The thing to note about arguments put forward saying "chatGPT isnt using as much water as people claim it is" "souls arent real so calling AI art soulless is pointless" is that I do not fucking care. I do not care one iota. I want this shit dead forever and dont care what rhetoric is used to kill it

Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day

remembering the time in 2016 my friend stefan asked me if I had heard of harambe and I said "well my dick is out for him" but he hadn't heard any of the dicks out for harambe memes and only knew him as a gorilla that had been tragically killed

maybe the real hydrogen bomb was the coughing babies we made along the way

retrograde amnesia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

It's a cold and it's a broken I've seen footage

Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork

me: hows it going sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d me: cool scg: trying to make an artillery mage me: is that like a wizard with a gun scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions me: that sounds useful scg: id love to be able to do that. just once me: ha ha scg: *far off look* yeah

had a dream where I ate a lot of plastic and woke up feeling like i'd really done it

this one looks like a gameboy ad from 1994

bisexual peep show intro: im not gay but im not straighttttt

dude I just asked a question

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Dog addicted to alcohol and cigarettes

Presenter: The game is called TransAmerica! Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering* Presenter: It's not about gender tho... Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!! Presenter: It's about trains! Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx