>large glass of “dry” white wine >look inside >memory of every life i could have lived, every person i could have been

that's the fucking. gongleberrty

i hate nerds, this is psycho thinking

>large glass of “dry” white wine >look inside >memory of every life i could have lived, every person i could have been

Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?" I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.

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i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

ourple ouppies ourring outrescently

little kids all think trash collectors hang the moon and moreover they’re right. why on earth do people grow out of that?! in a sane civilization they’d be worshipped as gods

Baldur's Gate 3

Eating in Japan really made me believe that tipping culture is so stupid and unnecessary but eating in Australia makes me wish I had a way to punish the waiter

i drew new art for our d&d campaign characters!! wowie!! say hi to thia, otto, sonny, and DRENCH!!!!! #vartist | #artmoots | #dnd | #ocs

she barba my coa till I holler peño

stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them

check out my SPECIAL TOY is about to become a vocal stim

gone fishin'

The voice acting is really impressive, with MechaMan being voiced by Aaron Paul who you all might remember as the kid from the Korn video, he's put in a marvelous performance. The rest of the cast was no slouch either, especially Jeffrey Wright as another former hero turned dispatcher, Chase.

*jorks it to the "before" images of weight loss pills ads*

thank you SO much to @stone4d.bsky.social for commissioning me once again!!! 💖 #vgencomm | #vgen | #commissions | #artmoots

rip jeffrey epstein, you would have loved grok

My favourite take on this, just in sheer absurdity, is the 2018 Robin Hood where the entire first act is shot like an Iraq War movie, complete with Saracens ambushing English longbowmen with automatic crossbow emplacements and shoulder fired scatterbows. It's such a pristine parody of the genre.

Me every second of the last decade

My take on the Isabelle thing is that if you can’t jack off to her regular barrel shaped flat titted body you don’t deserve her

August Boypuss United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990

the one beer I didn’t manage to finish on new years eve staring up at me from the fridge during dry january like the green goblin mask

Call my girl Lunch the way that is her actual Christian name for some reason

“Lmao. Okay Fagliacci the Clown” —me if I was the doctor in the Pagliacci the Clown joke

been thinking of buying a replica gun so i can hold it to my head and repeatedly pull the trigger every time there's a minor inconvenience & that can be like my cool new thing i do. yeah you gotta hang out with my man alex he pretends to shoot himself in the head 20 times a day

an elf that uses the word "humanoid" the way incels use the term "femoid"

it just comes naturally to me.

It's a cold and it's a broken I've seen footage

his NAME was YAKUB

in my culture we have this weird tradition where we don't like it very much if you call our food inedible slop

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

For those earnestly wondering why didn’t anyone in the military say no, why did the soldiers agree to do this, remind yourself of how much money we spend on technology made solely for killing for our military, and then ask what child wouldn’t want an excuse to play with his toys

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

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Gonna be a great year

Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.

happy new year!!

me talking to my shirt just before i eat spaghetti