i honestly think the funniest thing i could ever do is buy a hoodie that was given out to the cast/crew who made the first season of the halo tv show. people will ask “wow! you worked on that show?” and id say “yeah but they fired me because i actually liked halo” waiting for it to appear in XL

Linus always stands in such a petite way. His front two paws are always together. This is the cat version of a limp wrist #caturday

trying very hard not to lose hope

3D printed my favorite halo spartan helmet! it’s anubis in the halo infinite art style. featuring my cat trying to eat it

im normal btw

apparently every day last week this pair of cardinals have been hanging out in a tree in our front yard. i got a picture of them with my phone from the window. shoutout to birds, goofy little thangs

the halo franchise is fascinating because the bungie games propose these actually deep ideas and questions that you want answered. the 343 games then propose "hey, you remember those questions you had? we came up with some answers. what if... you wish you never asked them at all?"

chat i think im REALLY cooking on a few personal projects. hoping i can pump out some good content this late spring and summer. we shall see

I always enjoy getting a chance to hang out and chat with @oranges.gay, who is genuinely a wonderful person that has created profound art that they've shared with the BIONICLE community. This chat as we went through BIONICLE Heroes was so much fun, please check it out! youtu.be/1lPzdQBCHJM?...

poppin the biggest bottles with this thing goes bipedal #pokemon #pombon #bigandround

my honest reaction 🥹 (i wish bsky would properly support gifs) #bionicle

a warm place

sad startup whooshing noises #xbox

check out my collection of fully 3d printed little peoples #bionicle

here is spike being unusually affectionate. he typically runs away at everything but today he’s very sweet #caturday

i wish bad things would happen to bad people

Here you go chat

thinking of doing a handle change. I bought a better domain name so it’d be easier to recognize me from around the internet. oranges.gay is cute but I think as I’m using bsky more I should change it to something more “long term” I guess Anyone know what happens to old tags after a handle switch?

they’re still friends after all these years #caturday

im tired of valentines day so im going back in time to kill saint valentine by via decapitation wish me luck *unknowingly martyrs saint valentine and creates valentines day* fuuuuuuuck, my hubris

scuncht

"the grass isn't always greener on the other side" yeah it is. i see it. i see the greener grass right there. you lie

very excited to have one of the worst days of my life!!!!!! yippie!!!!!!!!!!!

they just released drafts for bsky posts. thank god. add scheduling and proper gifs and I think that’s all I could ask of this app

Cancelled my nitro, ran out, and discord went from my warm orange theme to a dark gray one. THEN IT STILL CHARGED ME? LMAO?

seeing a lot on the younger side of the generation say “who cares, the government has all of your information anyway!” that’s not the point. this is not okay. cancel your discord nitro

LMAO and apparently today was the day I was going to reach the final “opal” badge. Whatever. Cancel your discord nitro

time flies

5 years ago on a superbowl sunday i heard meowing outside, and found this tiny scared baby in nearly sub-zero weather. she is now a fat happy baby.

it’s wild how i have the self esteem of a grape

all 6 toa hagah are complete! i have always wanted to make these toa ever since i saw their winning designs in the canon contest. i love them. shout out to bricklink and the power of 3D printing #bionicle #lego

Me vibe coding: hastily programming based on a gut instinct without making any notes or any extremely basic uml diagrams because my brain has a solution with no documentation so if I make a mistake I’m doomed Others vibe coding: using AI we are not the same

i shrunk his face lol #caturday

my little fursona, now in print forever in a furry comic, thank you @scarfshepherd.bsky.social :3

ONE more bionicle meme for the news

rebellions are built on hope. or something #bionicle

tongue: out head: empty

nurse: do you have any conditions or allergies? me: i have The Curse nurse: but the prophecies say The Curse was destroyed many moons ago…

it is january of 2006. i am building new bionicle sets i have never owned before it is january of 2016. i am building new bionicle sets i have never owned before it is january of 2026. i am building new bionicle sets i have never owned before

testing out the new rotoscoping feature in adobe premiere. here are my cats linus and snoopy during a sunset in minecraft

california girls, we’re all bionicle bamboo disks, kanohi on top

did anyone notice its thursday again

having to wake up at 7 am is Ball Ass but at least I got a pretty sunrise

destiny 2? more like destiny go 2 hell

he looks like a cinderblock but dont tell him

me after picking up my meds: waow that’s a lot! im going to have meds forever!!! me after a month of taking them as prescribed: WHERE DID THEY ALL GO OOOUUUUUGHHHHGHGHGHHHHHHH

everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶

state of the world

im sad so im listening to horrifically bad christian rock music from the 2000's. it's nostalgic and helps me cope, but when i do i remember this panel from a beastars fan comic and it kills me every time

My deep web hitman seems to be slacking. All of my enemies should be dead right now. I should hire more