> There may only be three named conspirators, but mark my words, these Men have friends and allies. -post the first sentence you write in your WIP today

Yeah, I exclusively criticise people who have career-ending kompromat about me.

Can there be a Starfleet Academy episode where a Tribble tries to join Starfleet?

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/

Talked this week about why removing the fascist boot from your neck will help you find a much bigger audience and, also, your soul. "There's a reason the Washington Post is going to die before The Onion becomes one of the biggest newspapers in the country: They licked the boot, and we kicked back."

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/

Book release party time this Saturday!

I worked with an editor like this. 😆

They went through the trouble of severing DHS. Just shut down DHS if republicans don’t agree to your terms. Why extend it? I get that ICE is funded no matter what and won’t close down, but what was the point of severing DHS for leverage if you’re just gonna keep extending the funding?

The example of the Washington Post is worth considering the next time you feel the urge to say "I wish some nice billionaire would just GIVE me something or being my patron or float my business!"

I keep trying to go lie back down but the couch is very loud today and apparently has very itchy ears

Loved ones at home wait anxiously for my return.

every day we wake up to new confirmations that reclaiming the means of production is how we get free. make pasta, make zines; make paintings and gardens and fresh bread and friendships. make a future you can hold in your own uncommodified hands.

I don’t like this

Yup. Exactly that.

6/ The Post has lost over 375,000 subscribers in just over a year. If 10% of those readers subscribed to The 51st instead, we could hire 10 reporters and five editors, dramatically scaling our coverage of the city at this critical time. 51st.news/signup

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Up brite and early reddy to starte tha day!

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s press office has entered the fray in the best way.

“If a newspaper’s publisher makes a bunch of decisions that lose money, and then the owner keeps the publisher while firing the staff who puts out the paper—none of this is really about the money, is it?” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

I do not make this comparison lightly.

I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one

Yes we are. We’re going to stop them

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Democrats should defund and restrain ICE to the degree possible. And they should insist on this condition at least: No ICE (or Border Patrol) anywhere near the polls or early voting election locations this fall.

I'm looking at you eusect. wtactualf traumbooks.com/eusect/ @traumbooks.bsky.social

"The Post as it existed last week, has ceased to exist. What happened?" Only Jeff Bezos knows for sure, but all of us can see what happened. Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qiJnyH

they don't have enough guys, and if the response in Minnesota shows anything it is that trying something like this is going to drive a much larger backlash than anything they hope to gain out of it "oh well I guess we'll just stay home" is not how this is going to go

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

it's like they said. democracy dies in darkness.

"About 1 in 4 Minnesota voters took part in the January 23 day of shutdown and protest against ICE, or have a loved one who did"

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

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I think people often wonder this, and it's a great question, so let me explain the advantages of 3D printing whistles. There are many. The 3D printing effort started from one of our organizers who started by sourcing mass-produced whistles.

Over a thousand people turned out in the snow in Hanover county to protest and the public comment line was SRO. Apparently the company backed down under pressure from all sides and won’t sell now. They’ll fold if we fight. www.vpm.org/news/2026-01...

"Elimination of the common lands would break their spirit of independence and insure that labourers will work every day in the year, that their children will be put out to labour early, and thus, the subordination of the lower ranks would be secured.” - Mr. Bishton to Board of Agriculture / 1794.

Behaviores Report: 100% GOODe!

It’s so CRAZY to me that the UK is mobilizing criminal charges against everybody they can within the law for the Epstein files. And over here in the US? Nothing. It is FULL mask-off white supremacy driven authoritarianism. Laws are for the poor.

I am watching the herding group from the dog show (not live; it's on YT) and my dog is more hyped than usual. He never raises up on the dresser like this!

Not mentioned: You can mold the number of an ICE reporting hotline onto a whistle. e.g., the whistles distributed by the county Democratic party have the number of the Portland Immigrants Rights Coalition on them.

it's actually a really good political skill that Mamdani convinces people that this is true. I think American politicians, especially dems, really failed/forgot how to slap their names on shit and say that they did, they are why people are benefiting from X etc, even when that isn't strictly true.

very telling how normal people in MN really came together and risk life and limb for each other even when they're technically "strangers" but in the fallout of the epstein files all these rich fucking ghouls are happy to backstab and throw each other under the bus even tho they're all "friends"

“It was awesome. I was able to do the raid without leaving my home and ship my family off to an immigrant detention center all before 9 a.m.” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond

This is Teddy. Despite his name, he is not actually a teddy bear that has come to life. Just happens to be an exceptionally soft and cute and cuddly little guy. 13/10 (IG: teddytheduke)

Furthermore, bodycams are surveillance tools for law enforcement databases.

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