I maintain this is the best Eurovision entry this year, even if it didn't make it out of its national final. youtu.be/o85d2B1bewg?...

Considering I keep returning to it days later, I'm more and more convinced Ditonellapiaga woz robbed #sanremo #sanremo2026 youtu.be/ZBV5EHFuwHE?...

Who wore it best?

One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

First Past the Post can no longer deliver real mandates - only chaos. 60% of Brits want it scrapped. Yet the Representation of the People Bill won’t even touch our voting system, which leaves millions unrepresented. Tell Keir Starmer to change this. actionnetwork.org/petitions/th...

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

What is going on every week in the House of Lords at the moment is simply filibustering masquerading as legitimate scrutiny If a small group of peers continues to delay the assisted dying bill, then the Parliament Act must be on the table, writes Baroness Hayman, former Lord Speaker

Every time Labour, the Lib Dems or Greens refer to Reform UK, Farage or any of their members they should instead refer to them as "the Trumpists". Every time they use the logo or any of their faces in promo, put it next to a photo of Trump. Make the public association of them with Trump Pavlovian

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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

The Pretti family’s heartbreaking request to all of us: get the truth out about our son. Alex was an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA whose last act was to protect the woman next to him. We will not let this Administration spread lies.

I’m really quite surprised at the BBC website today. ‘Here is a video, some people say it does not show what it very obviously shows’ is not how you report this.

A hitherto unreleased letter reveals that Donald Trump's multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the BBC is all down to him not getting a Blue Peter badge in 1978.

401K sounds like too long of a run, no thanks.

Not saying the UK property market is fucked but two of the contestants on the biggest show on TV are hoping to afford a deposit if they win. #TheTraitors #traitors

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Funny how the second half immediately contradicts the first

Whoooooo remembers the 140 character post limit on Twitter

I was recently a contestant on an ITV gameshow (I'll let you know when it's being broadcast) and I got open return tickets to Manchester, and Ubers all over the city at the production company's expense, and a hotel room, this is utterly standard practice that The Sun is complaining about

BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

We’re just innocent men

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/

Es ist perfekt.

Dear The News. Grieving parents are not experts (usually) in their field, whether that be medical or social media. Don't treat them as such.

According to The War Between the Land and the Sea there's no Lambeth Palace. I wonder what happened? A second Slitheen ship crash in the area? #DoctorWho #Whoniverse #TheWarBetween #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

I find it interesting that every single TV political journalist opened with an editorialising comment, while all the newspaper ones just asked questions. I suspect, because the latter know the question won't be in the write-up, while the former are trying to craft a clip that is all about them. ~AA

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

'This isn't an opinion. This is counting.'

Plus sides to today: Two-child benefit scrapped. Largely progressive tax implications. Good market reaction. No big spending cuts. Nightmare prospect of cutting funding to net zero etc avoided. It's a left-wing budget. Those who say there's no difference between Labour and Tories are bananas.

I'm not going to die on any hills but it microwaves my urine that the phrase "bad apple" has flipped meaning in my lifetime.

This is such a mood youtu.be/v04-d838340?...

Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist

I just wish Mamdani had leant across and whispered "Putin's the bad guy" in Trump's ear.

Why do I now fancy a Coca Cola? 🤔 #totp

The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford

Alf Dubs is a 92 year old man who spent his life fighting for refugees, and in particular for refugee children. He fought the Tories tooth and nail during their last three terms, only to see Labour adopt far-right policies on immigration. “But to use children as a weapon ... I’m lost for words.”

"The Home Office has re-assessed Peru and finds that it is no longer the deepest, or the darkest on our list. It is therefore safe for you to return, and we will compel you to do so within 1 week of receipt of this letter. Your marmalade sandwiches have been confiscated in lieu of your costs."

Looking forward to the “Reform’s war on motorists” headlines.

At the risk of talking shop: there are just under 50 Government Bills before Parliament (including Employment Rights, English Devolution, Great British Energy) which aren’t getting the media attention that Coalition Bills at a similar point did. We’re missing proper scrutiny outside of Parliament.

Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi: #celebritytraitors

It's 5-11 Time for annual ritual watch of Mongrels S01E08