harlan ellison: i have no mouth, and i must scream, screenshot, macintosh (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/617/har...

I need this Tactics Ogre jacket.

Chet Holmgren has been thoroughly and definitively mogged by Victor Wembanyama and I hear the death penalty is on the table. I am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

been a minute since i played it but this album is still good. don't listen to losers and nerds who only listen to heavy Boris www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnSH...

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

saw the name "Johnathan". that's fucked up man.

the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building

Dragon Quest announcement: "For the next game, you're going to have to pick stairs from the menu again. You fuckers have gotten it too easy for too long. I'm Yuji Horii I invented Portopia"

playing so much fortnite I've gaslit myself into liking the ishowspeed song

darby title run was great...

Jon Moxley now you must solve the riddle of Toru Yano.

hitting the old man walk is so sick. hands clasped behind your back. love that shit.

Skipping my sons wedding to sit peacefully on my balcony, overlooking the white house lawn. Yes, from here I have a sightline of many nearby buildings--and, I'd have to assume, they have one of me. Well, time to close my eyes. Hopefully no slug of hot lead burns through my chest,

rating/database sites are kind of cool no matter what because you will scroll through your ratings and think "wait...i watched Bridge of Dragons?"

eat burrito with tongs

Due to the middling reviews and poor returns of his most recent film, Grogu was forced to pick up a job at Subway to make ends meet. Unfortunately he fell onto the ham slicer and died

going to turkey but for my balls

thinking about being a guy who watches The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya in 2026

i have a friend with a fetish for cars; he's an ambulance chaser

DarkSydePhil on the concept of Samsara: "this is bullshit, I've already been here before."

Big budget increase in my department. I make sure your favourite apps refresh at inopportune times and you never see those interesting posts ever again.

lights were too bright for spida to even touch the ball

The choker Knicks vs the choker Cavs: Harden Edition is going to be a wacky series

Rookie soda drinking mistake

Wemby was dead on his feet, had nothing left, then Chet blocked his shot with the game on the line and he was suddenly fresh as a daily, refueled by spite

chet holmgren has retired from professional basektball

Caruso and SGA just popping Harper twice in the face. They are panicking and turning to violence.

Wemby is not letting Israel win Game 1

Only got to spend 30 mins in the National Gallery on this trip, but I did make some new discoveries. Jean-Michel Cels - Sky Study with Birds Andreas Schelfhout - Landscape with Cumulus Clouds Unknown French Artist - The Sky at Sunrise

surviving edged weapons ass knife

I'm the guy who designs website notifications. I really need you all to start accepting them, otherwise I will be fired and my family will starve.

it appears that was a Spida Bite at the end of the quarter

Thinking about how Dream Theater made a song (Sacrificed Sons) about 9/11 that has one of their normal mid-00s solo sections. The bass section at 4:12 is so funny man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJin...

just two GOATs chopping it up about another GOAT

Striking Rescue isn't good but it will teach you that Tony Jaa is pronounced "Tony Jay"

recovering from my London flight and locking in because the GOAT is giving us a Sports Marathon

A flight attendant accidentally dumped a bunch of wet salad from the food tray pick up on me. Five minutes later a guy got up with his empty tray of stuff that wasn't grabbed from his seat, and dumped it on me and the women beside me. Interesting flight.

Prime failed and refuses to let me download Castle Falls or Storm Watcher for this flight. It hates me and Dolph Lundgren.

British TV is insanely bad man. Ghost show channel is the only watchable thing in this hotel.

the sort of hotel I am staying at has motion smoothing enabled on the TVs. You can't change this because they changed the menus to be their own UI AND they removed the physical buttons.

Spilled OJ on myself watching 65 on this plane because the raptor scared me. Those guys got big claws, anyone would be scared.

Canada sucks because the airport is playing a Montreal/Buffalo game and no one has basketball on

Airports reveal who we truly are. If you line up before your zone is called, you are the worst of us.