More Milkyway Image coming soon from Chameleon Films: Johnnie To's much demanded A Hero never Dies and Soi Cheang's paranoid thriller Accident. Both have been in the works for a while now with A Hero Never Dies even undergoing a digital restoration. New subtitles by me as well.

New Holiday Condom Flavours such as Eggnog and Grinch! Available in both standard and denim condom styles!

Releasing a ketchup based lubricant for when you want to have sex, but you also want to ruin your night

Presenting my new creation in partnership with Heinz: Condoments! The condom that has the feel and flavor of all your favorite condiments like Ketchup, Mustard, Relish (bumpy), Mayonnaise, Chili Sauce, and Bakes Beans.

we could have the chess tower from sailor moon if architects dared to dream

As someone who thinks the Chainsaw Man manga is great, but the series is mid...the film is a lot better than the series.

I hope Eric Adams can still hold press conferences

i am going to make a thread of screenshots from Rent-A-Hero No. 1, for the Sega Dreamcast, just because i took So Damn Many

A lot of images from the Absolute Batman Annual have been making the rounds (for good reason), but one I don't see is Johnson's incredible depiction of the earthmover.

American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.

Vladdy played like a demon and didn't deserve to go out like that tho

brutal bat break

Hold up - they said this guy, Will Smith, is dangerous.... because he had some big hits?? Sounds like another Will Smi oh fuck he hit a home run as I was typing this goddamnit.

lmao that hit is so fucking sick baseball rules

let's go 32 innings tonight

Yeah the Blue Jays have had some weird calls, but this is still the peak in regards to Canadian team fans crashing out in the finals due to a controversial call www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSG8...

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

Hitting a ball so it is wedged and inaccessible to the fielder requires way more skill than a homerun. If the fielder can't free a ball, it should just be an inside the park homerun.

you can send runners back just because a ball is wedged? maybe baseball sucks

Halloween is frightening right now. Two different lights died on me. Work hasn't paid me yet. Oven still in the living room so I can't cook. But the worst thing of all...I saw Snoopy dressed as a vampire. The mischievous dog was turned into a horrifying night ghoul. Bone chilling!

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

me seeing a women hold two of her fingers somewhat close together and immediately thinking she is making fun of small penises because my penis was horrifically mutilated by a wheat thresher i tried fucking in 2013: She's saying I have a small cock!!! Guards, seize her!!!

the nuggets are never going to lose another game again (wemby excluded)

what if instead of edging it was the Edge Djinn, a dark mystic force that compels you to get so close to cumming but not cross the line

The horror film of the year just dropped online... Joe Meredith's HARVEST BROOD is a shot-on-video Halloween-set slasher with a true crime backbone and mutants peeking out of the corners. Turn off all the lights, get a blanket to hide under, and fire up this nightmare: youtu.be/hCNO55DTyY8

after months of my kitchen needing work, it is finally being done and i am now losing access to my oven for unknown period of time. renting is so sick.

Good news, they won't be able to host the 2028 Olympics in LA because this game will still be going on

Clap Clap Clap your hands. Clap your hands.

the late night spit cam is awesome

imagine not loving this, sports rule

jesus christ october is terrifying

So anyway I restored Daicon IV from scratch. This was a joint project with Chris Person (papapishu), who sourced the incredibly Rare Laserdisc release. The raw files can be found on the internet archive for those interested in processing it yourself. Enjoy! archive.org/details/DAIC...

Jokic with the genius strategy this game. He's allowing his team to prove they are improved and don't need him, so he is going to foul out and not shoot the ball. What a leader!

Forgot to buy the one thing I went to the grocery store to get. No longer have the will to live.

OutRun 2006 Coast to Coast rules because it is about being in a toxic relationship

shaking my head as i look at pictures of The Thin White Duke, so people don't think i agree with his politics

Aaron Gordon now that he no longer has to hear Turning Point article summaries in team huddles anymore

Which future would you rather have for your team: 1. They 82-0 but get swept losing each game by 30+ which leads to a fire sale. 2. They go 0-82 but they win the championship because 28 other teams die in plane crashes (you win 4-2 against the Wizards, the only other team)

Something I appreciate about Vanquish is not only that you can blast cigs, but that you can run out of cigs to blast.

The Denver Nuggets play basketball today. The first win in an upcoming 82-0 season.

gonna work post for a moment and say NetSuite is horrible software. this mfer is running like it is 1994

LOOK AT HIM GO

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday! If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

thought about listening to this geese album and hitting it with the gentleman's three, but then i thought "why wouldn't i just listen to something good" and played the monster mash

Would the Invisible Man's cum also be invisible?

i don't have any nazi tattoos

damn maybe the mariners are cursed