the only thing that seems to trickle down is the enshitification of everything

finding out a famous person died because of a gif has gotta be a low point in news breaking

good tweet alert!

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Gary Trent Jr. $64,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my basketball team is dying

can we bank one of these for the regular season?

a wild good post appears!

You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall To the window, to the wall 'Til sweat drop down deez balls

mbabbe

so it seems pretty obvious where LeBron is headed right?

ominous

I was told that nobody could out-Pizza the Hut.

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My US soccer take no one asked for: All America’s best athletes specialize in other sports long before soccer becomes a profitable future.

I think Belgium wanted to prove a point.

This feels very Kalshi/Polymarket coded

Gross

Too many wasted opportunities. Not even getting shots on goal.

Pulisic has not impressed

USMNT can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

everything he touches turns to shit

Dem leadership, Please run three types of ads, now until midterms: 1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban) 2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural) 3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere) Do this, you win.

so close

the goalie tactic of simply going Troy Polamalu mode whenever a ball is crossed into the box is surprisingly effective

gotta wonder when Mexico pulls the goalie?

You’d best start believing in Gold Cups, Mr. Kane, you’re in one

these stutter-step PKs

that shouldn't be a penalty

MAGNA CARD-A (I am yanked off stage by a comically large shepherd's crook)

If England want it overturned they should simply score while down to 10

Let’s see what kind of clout the King of England has.

what these teams need to do now is play some freaking defense amirite?

this tweet posted after 3 goals in approximately 5 minutes of a world cup game

let's go

I think it was amazing

turns out using viagra is helpful to playing soccer?

welp

remember this when rw chuds try to co-opt that viking rowboat celebration

"Altitude is all in your mind." -George Mallory

well yeah... they live in england

Why don't the players just breathe better?

everyone #onhere celebrating the English goalie's save feels extremely #PuntingIsWinning codedd

thierry is very good at this

look, if he's going to be a useful idiot, he can be useful for this too

losing to belgium with balogun surely won't become problematic

The red card is now on Epstein Island.

when are we gonna start admitting that CTE affects certain positions worse? seems like all the WRs go this route sooner or later

It’s fun how everyone gets to live in their own reality now