Printing out the Mapquest directions before a trip

I’ve had There’s No Place Like Nebraska stuck in my head all week and I hate those guys

men's World Cup all-time goalscorers leaderboard, pre-2026 🇩🇪 Miroslav Klose, 16 🇧🇷 Ronaldo, 15 🇩🇪 Gerd Muller, 14 🇫🇷 Just Fontaine, 13 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi, 13 men's World Cup all-time goalscorers leaderboard now 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi, 21 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé, 20 🇩🇪 Miroslav Klose, 16 🇧🇷 Ronaldo, 15 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane, 14

France is a war machine

yeah you get to take control of Real Madrid when you can do things like that

gonna be honest I was kind of going 50/50 between the FOX and Telemundo broadcasts but now that FOX is apparently all bent out of shape about it I'm fully on Telemundo the rest of the way

Eight years after drafting Bobby Witt this is the team you've put together, absolutely pathetic

Hard not to take that personally

“My grandkids, I love them very much. BUT-“

hell yeah

thanks no shit magazine

Small school recruiting in CFB 27 is legitimately brutal with NIL demands, I don’t think I’ve ever signed a 2 star before in 23 years of playing the series. I love it.

yeah its a bummer but there's no shame in being beaten in international play in a sport you don't excel at. I mean, it's not like the US lost in basketball at the olympics or canada lost in ice hoc- [taps earpiece well hold on a second

"Oh yeah, I forgot they made it that far"-me in 2027 when talking about Switzerland

Damn, sorry Colombia

Attaboy Lucho

Oh what a save!

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEY

Yerry Mina is only 31? Goddamn

successfully removed a bird that got stuck in our dryer vent from the apartment safely and released it outside several blocks away, I would like several beers in reward for this act of bravery

Holy shit

Salah knocking out Messi would really be a big lift of my spirits after last night

It’s small comfort tonight but I do think soccer is going to keep growing here, this isn’t some “death knell to the dream”. When I was born MLS didn’t exist. Beckham didn’t come over until I was in middle school, Donovan’s goal was when I was 17. There were no premier league tv deals.

Ah well that sucks

Fun tournament but what a thud of an ending. Kinda stark how different this exit is from the 2010 and 2014 teams going down swinging.

Well that 61 seconds was fun

*Insert Eric Collins*

The takes are gonna be wild but really Belgium’s just a lot better

At some point the 38 year old MLS player being out there making mistakes IN THE WORLD CUP isn’t on the 38 year old MLS player though

Alright well I would have appreciated more of a Tim Howard tribute than that

WHAT THE FUCK

You’re gonna have to pull Pulisic

[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here

Well, I suppose being down a single goal is pretty much the best case scenario from that showing

Dest is having a nightmare out there

Took a minute but having a single good center back has finally proven problematic

You cannot lose that header under any circumstances

FUCK

OUT OF NOWHERE WE’RE SO BACK BABY

Me, every day the last 10 years: USA looks like shit

Amy walked in the room and said “oh your hat is already like that, that’s not good”

Is it good when the color guy is saying “in games like this you need somebody to make a play” 13 minutes in

They’re terrified out there

Late stage Klinsmann shit out there

Same, Poch

Christ

Gonna need the players to stay out of that strip of light until the shadows hit the whole field

Alright well opening up with a Tim Howard 2014 tribute in the first minute is not what I was hoping for

What the fuck is a waffle