MAY IIIIIIIIIIIII STAND UNSHAKEN

sorry I'm reposting it every year, the double shot to the Colts is the funniest thing anybody in the NFL has ever done www.youtube.com/shorts/R8SlG...

Not that they were ever great but meeting my person on an app in 2023 feels a lot like this

If you cover half this guy’s face and then do the same in the opposite side, I swear he looks like two different people.

This line is sending me far more than it should. Gorilla’s got no game, sad

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lmao get his ass

Good lord what an organization

Why would the Oilers do that

Alright Colorado can die now

By far the best byproduct of the Chiefs sucking last year

Okay hear me out

Go Royals

The fact that I was able to apply this so well using just a Cotton Bowl water fountain remains one of my more impressive accomplishments

Okay one benefit of the Stars going out early is I have no reason to watch TV and be subjected to primary commercials right now

www.maptap.gg May 13 100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 Final score: 996

Bobby Witt is utterly absurd

Bobby!

CHOTINER: and yet you've spoken about how personally difficult it was for you to leave this place which you're now saying is so racist that it made life uncomfortable for your players and recruits. I believe you said the decision to leave was "excruciating." KIFFIN: well, we were in the playoffs.

I do not believe Lane Kiffin when he says his decision to leave Ole Miss for LSU was driven by anti-racism but I am absolutely accepting it as a Woke 2 indicator

Uhhhhh what

the least believable thing about ted lasso is that a cfb coach would walk into the organization and be an awe-shucks guy rather than the most controlling psychopath in the building

hockey without the stars

He’s right

Cags is still real ROUGH in right

Folks, this is a dinner

Peacock has done an incredible job with Sunday Night Baseball? It’s kind of shocking?

As a lifelong* Seattle Torrent fan I am here to tell you the PWHL is fun *since like December 28th or whenever the Dallas game was

WHAT

It is once again time for a whiskey on the patio during a spring storm

A guy with 132 MLB home runs is currently batting to a 5.000 OPS in a league that plays its games in a city park with free attendance across from the playground & splashpad. He will likely be extradited within the next month to face trial for a possible 20 years in federal prison. Absolute circus.

I think on my 57th viewing of this I've decided my favorite part is Maikel Garcia crossing the plate like he's taking a casual Sunday stroll and then the cut seconds later to Bobby running like he's being pursued by a mythical demon beast

Probably shouldn’t cross check a guy into your own goalie but I suppose it won’t matter

Oof Scott buddy

Bobby Witt Jr. has more home runs off Tigers pitching (10) than against any other ballclub. Estimated distance of his latest: 17 feet.

Seven was ZOOMING. Home to home in 14.13 seconds. 🤯

The good news is this was all for nothing except making everyone on the planet besides a few of the presidents close friends lives materially worse

Concerning levels of buying into the 18-21 Kansas City Royals

Fucking Russia man www.maptap.gg May 9 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 55🤫 Final score: 865

Blocking isn’t strong enough

Important note. The Royals are 6-1 in their 🔥 City Connects this season

Good hat

NBC deserves some serious credit because they are making it much easier (for YouTube TV only) to watch games on NBC or NBCSN instead of dealing with Peacock. Can do PiP or flip. Leagues leaning in to Prime and Netflix make it significantly worse on consumers

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

lol this looks awesome

I know every team is dealing with shit but you’re just not going to make a run with that injury list in round one, no chance

Nils Lundkvist - fractured leg and ankle in regular season, facial laceration in playoffs, "very lucky man," Nill said, also had a concussion because of the facial laceration Mikko Rantanen - tore MCL in Olympics, came back as quickly as he could but was never himself again

There it is

Do the right thing Jamie, think about how nice a January beach vacation would be