can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term

They like Trump and want to help him and reporting on this would not help him so they do not do that

It’s pronounced cyclist.

Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire. If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.

Argentina edition of Libertarian bible

NGL the anti-Christ sounds based as hell. Where do I get my mark of the beast?

The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...

Every article in The Bulwark is like: You were as shocked as I was yesterday to learn that the United States of America (USA), also known as the United States (U.S.) or America, is a country primarily located in North America. It is a federal republic of 50 states and a federal capital district.

Two anti-Cornyn candidates means that Cornyn is twice as likely to lose! Am I doing this right?

Still mad about this one, lol. It got to me, that's for sure. Frankly strange to care about the justice system if you are not a defendant or a judge. Frankly strange to care about health care if you aren't in the hospital or a doctor.

Really don't see the benefit of playing dumb like this. I've been hearing this same sentiment over and over again for the last decade while MAGA slowly takes over the American education system from pre-school to PhD programs.

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous. www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Today the UVA School of Nursing passed, with overwhelming support, a resolution demanding that the rector and interim president reject the compact. bit.ly/3KPRMKV

Q: How exactly would you defend Finland? Trump: Say what? Q: How would you defend Finland Trump: Uh... vigorously

Lol Columbia

You know how, no matter how badly Republicans fuck up the economy or how much their policies contribute to social disorder, it always feels impossible to pin those things on them? Because "everybody knows" the GOP is tough on crime and good at the economy. Everybody knows!

Problem with the sentiment in the original tweet is that you aren't protecting the GOP from a "self-inflicted wound." You are making them trade a "self-inflicted wound" for an "us-inflicted wound," which is better in every way!

Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened. This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.

In Chicago, Defense Secretary Pere Hegseth screened the arriving 400 Texas National Guard troopers for "fatties" and "beardos". To the three women who remained the Secretary proposed marriage.

Did he think that “habeas corpus” was a person? Kinda seems like it. The old man is not okay.

Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during Andy Ngo's speech

Fantastic news to wake up to!!! Fairbanks, Alaska has dumped their Trumpian Mayor and a Dem flipped that Mayoral office last night! We love to see it! 😍😍👏👏

I did not know this:

Not every day you see a four-way primary finish 28-25-24-23!

Making all the doubters, from Chuck Schumer himself down to the lowliest poster, write "Shutdowns are bad for Republicans" on a chalkboard 100 times before I let them go to recess.

Trans people should take heart in these numbers. It proves that anti-trans messaging doesn't decide elections or doesn't automatically sway swing voters to Republicans. Republicans anti-trans messaging is a proxy for "Democrats care more about social issues than they care about you."

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Wokelahoma

THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time. Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense. 🧵

The 5th circuit is poised to affirm a requirement to display the 10 commandments:

I kind of can’t believe this Bari Weiss quote is even real, and yet www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Jake Tapper, who eviscerated Biden for the sin of growing older, has done everything but help install a chair lift in the White House to cover up Trump's deepening dementia and utter feebleness.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

New poll on the California redistricting amendment has it at 54% yes, 36% no. punchbowl.news/article/camp...

“I’m Mexican, I’ve tasted spicier” protect him at all costs, Portland 🥹

It's a theory the same way gravity is a theory

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Would you be surprised if tomorrow ICE accidentally shoots a local cop and the cops return fire thinking it's antifa or some shit and the whole thing goes to hell?

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A. ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why. A judge has ordered his immediate release. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

^ the Ken Starr lawyer who questioned Monica Lewinsky has granted this.

(Trump-appointed judge btw)