Can conservatives make art? Yeah maybe, but not so long as one of the core identity markers for "conservative" is open contempt for art, the artists who make it, and the craft they employ to make it, nor as long as their interaction with art is reduced to a desire to either crush or commodify it.

For Christs sake

Rod Steiger in In the Heat of the Night looks like Alan Hale, Jr. had a baby with Mel, the cook on Alice.

this japanese box art for the sequel what the fuck are we doing anymore? the one species that can most enjoy goofing off decided to give itself anxiety from after hours slack notifications forever

I have an app from a pizza place and it gave me a Spotify style year in review about the pizzas I ate and motherfucker I did not need that

My all time favorite goldfish joke, thank you for reminding me. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You drive, I'll man the guns!"

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

I'm proud of this joke. Also, I, like the OP, love Taco Bell.

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial

People in the comments have answered this question, but the *real* question is: why are they misspelled? "Sox" is not the pluralization of "sock."

If you're fighting *with* an orb, thats sports. If you're fighting *with* a cube, that's a board game.

"We would much rather 'out-of-state conservatives' tell us what to do."

Slightly increase a band: A Throng of Seagulls

Name a song with girl in the title but replace it with squirrel: Squirrel, You'll Be a Vermin Soon

It started with a mission: build something that works better than you’d expect but ultimately doesn’t really help. Hi, I’m the guy that invented the magnets at the bottom of the shower curtain

My wife and I went and saw The Sheep Detectives last night and I loved it. It's sweet, funny, makes frankly excellent use of its voice cast, so well in fact that my heart actually hurt for a character played by Chris o'Dowd.

In the words of Gianmarco Soresi, "the reason we don't make those distinctions [between pedophile, hebephile, and ephebephile] is because it's very hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile."

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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[copying from a Twitter post that I can't find] Young man You don't need to feel down I said young man Have you heard of this clown I said young man He's got a new show in town His name is Pag-li-acci

Probably super racist.

I'm ok with him being canceled. I'm also good with the re-imagining he got on The Looney Tunes Show, and the old cartoons *are* funny, but we don't need new adventures of the traumatic stalker.

Porky Pig is much closer to WB's equivalent to Mickey Mouse. He was the main character of the Looney Tunes franchise well before Bugs and even before Daffy, but also his personality lines up with Mickey's much closer.

Did she bring Abigail Arcane as her date?

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This was for an unscripted riff last night, and I found the movie simultaneously delightful and exhausting.

That's good advice.

Yesterday I came up with "he really philed some pedos" when my wife was expressing her disgust with the Salvation Army countersuing the victim of a child molester they reassigned instead of having arrested, and hesitated to describe what he did to her.

Likes, Replies, and Reposts for Algernon

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Irving Berlin should have teamed up woth Eminem. The man who could rhyme with orange would have gotten him out of this tight spot.

Where is this "liberal media" I keep hearing about? Sounds like we could really use them.

So, here's the thing about PREDATOR VERSUS PLANET OF THE APES... It's PREDATOR... ...versus PLANET OF THE APES!

I don't think I have a good answer to this, because my favorite movies are those that I enjoy more when I watch them again, and twists don't usually throw me that much, even though I usually don't see them coming. I enjoyed The 6th Sense and I didn't see the twist coming, but I enjoy it more now.

Being an HVAC Technician is so cool

I was very surprised when the Epstein files came out and Bill Maher wasn't in them. Helping an oligarch bury a body is still my leading explanation for his enduring career though.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986

"Man, I wish I'd stuck to weed comedy. Me and Jim Brewer could been this generation's Cheech and Chong."

He likes swimmers who don't tie for fifth.

I don't want to be all "well, I always hated his work," but I mostly associate his name with the Batman v Superman score, which frequently used a leitmotif that basically sounded like the entire brass section saying "HEY! THIS IS IM! POR! TANT!" So, fuck him, but also he sucks.

Conservative punditry is basically just refrigerator poetry, or a Taco Bell menu item name generator. This makes as much sense as an Enchadilla Chonga.

Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

The late great Bob McKnight's artwork is at risk of being seized and destroyed if something isn't done about it. His dearest friend and mentee Rob Griggs has set up a GoFundMe to help save his property, including his extensive art archives. Bob LOVED animation and it's history, help preserve it!