“Coming up next, … GLASSES that THINK -FOR- YOU?”

No, no...I think you misheard: The RAPTOR is coming this week. Still a cause for concern, I suppose. You could stay inside, but she can open doors. Clever girl.

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THE TORMENT NEXUS

My newest #books - Dinopedia and Ancient Sea Reptiles - can be purchased directly from me (I sign them)... and stickers too :) Go to... tetzoo-store.sumupstore.com

“COME TO THE PARTY! It’S JUST PAST THIS DOOOOOR!”

combat boots and slip dresses can fight fascism

Capitalism does its thing Capitalists "THIS IS SOCIALISM "

THE MUG

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Marty got better things a do!!!

Sometimes I say 'Bloody Mary' three times in my car's side mirror just to make her chase me on the highway until she throws up and quits.

In the BALDUR’S GATE game, did not understand all the fuss with Asterion because the moment he attacked me he died, the end. Madds was my character, and th mad Druid of the fungal wood does not take to being snuck up on.

New episode dropped! The 70s Clone Saga reaches its climax and Ben Reilly finally appears on a podcast about Ben Reilly!

Be sure to stay for the part where the head of the Virginia state Republican party calls the closure of multiple rural health clinics "a win for rural communities”... www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/p...

Brontosaur Totem 🦕✨ Originally, I intended on having this be another scrunchie-saur to protect one's scrunchies and hair-ties, but I forgot to dunk them in clear glaze before cooking 😂😂😂 This friend is still available here: shop.lioninthetrees.com/collections/... #art #pottery #SciArt

My hero characters are ardent socialists, down to the bone. They will never stop being heroes and they will never stop being socialists. My villain characters are capitalists, down to their churning evil guts. Some of them might see the light some day.

"If your goal is to cement your power, then it’s rational to pardon your most ardent criminal supporters who have been convicted of carrying out violent acts on your behalf. They will be your civilian army." -- @govpritzker.illinois.gov contrarian.substack.com/p/be-loud-fo...

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

ON YOUR MARK LET’S START THE FAMILY FEUUUUUUUUD

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

This is not an octoproblem. It’s an octosolution !

FEET!

"Martin, it's all psychological. You yell BARRACUDA, everybody says, 'Huh? What?' You yell SHARK WITH A SPARKLER, we've got a party on our hands on the Fourth of July!”

JOY UNDER THE SEA

Good morning skylings 🐭

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE ALL THE ALL THE MONSTERS ON MY HEAD ON MY HEAD ON MY ON MY ON MY

That Casper! He scares everyone!

Places to go, treats to collect. 🐈

“ People speak sometimes about the “bestial” cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel. " - Fyodor Dostoevsky #BookSky📚

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Notes from the morning constitutional: 1. In today's "America's Birds Got Talent," the bluejays took first place with their sweet, flute-like notes. 2. PuppyFren™ and I have seen more chipmunks in the last week than we did all summer. 3. Butterflies must not be the only ones who love milkweed.

If you’re in driving distance of the Central Coast, join me for one or both of these lively in-person workshops! It’s ridiculously cheap ($8??? Thank you Central Coast Council! 🙏🏻) Let me know if I will see you there! libraries.centralcoast.nsw.gov.au/whats-on?tit...

"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

Make sure to block @ox.ac.uk (use of AI!)

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I’ve been thinking, on and off, what my answer to this prompt was - but it’s this, straight-up, can’t think of one more perfect. “better,” perhaps by some criteria. but more perfect? son, that’s pure clown talk.

Visiting one of the great props of all times!! The original… Can you name it?

No doubt the US leaders will try to link e.g. paracetamol to autism. Can I recommend www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor... for anyone who can't work out what's causing what? Hilarious site that compares things that 'seem' to cause each other. But they don't.

Writing for DC Enchanttess would be easy — but her belief in existential rights would fly in the face of what DC allows right now

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This fic violates Bluesky's new TOS

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Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

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Laughing Falcon at @casabentbill.bsky.social With its full crop, it was resting after eating a delicious snake. #birds #nature #raptors #costarica

@cait.bsky.social is this one related to Adonis?

three has been my favorite age so far because like. we’ll be talking about elmo or whatever and then my kid will ask “what time will everyone on earth be dead? like the dinosaurs” and then halfway through my answer he’s like “elmo is red :)”