Nothing says "racial justice" like a Nazi tattoo, but if you had any question this is a wh*te-run and wh*te-led org, here's your fucking answer. Say, are you planning on endorsing anyone else who wants to get Nazi ink and talk shit about Black people, mi blanquitos?

Today. Day 12. Three ships struck in the Strait of Hormuz. 20% of the world's oil supply blocked. The Energy Secretary falsely claimed the Navy escorted a tanker through. Leavitt corrected him. They're making it up as they go. With your children's lives.

War in the Middle East. Bell bottoms are happening in their usual cycle. Wide-leg pants are finally gay coded again. We bemoan the dwindling number of dyke bars. Transit is getting slashed in #Portland. Elon Musk is doing a banking app. Shit, it is 1999. TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.

the ones that survive in east portland are all old naugles (185/stark, 126/division, 122/san rafael) or nigh 24 hours (122/glizzy, 93/stark, foster/powell) but you can do better than the latter until midnight at the least, 4am thurs-sat, in east portland alone and old naugles slap for many reasons.

if you've ever listened to a CVR wondering "how did these people fly the plane into the side of a mountain" this final jeopardy explains exactly how. avis how you never hear a tape saying minimums suck let's divert/let's not depart/let's go back home instead. Land it first, figure it out on land.

life goals: get banned from r/Portland but from the left, and politely.

love that the "defund tri-met" dipshits have gotten into the not openly nazi Preddit i mean allow the layers of irony to course through you but if you're a miserable racist incel who hates Portland YOU CAN LEAVE. you're not from here 75% of the time. go back to LA. go on, git if you hate it here.

we're not just "not even trying." we're doubling down on widening freeways, cutting transit, and doing fuck all to expedite the transition to electric vehicles. decades of squandered opportunity to advance policies that reduce emissions and also dramatically improve public health and quality of life

War in the Middle East. Bell bottoms are happening in their usual cycle. Wide-leg pants are finally gay coded again. We bemoan the dwindling number of dyke bars. Transit is getting slashed in #Portland. Elon Musk is doing a banking app. Shit, it is 1999. TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.

vancouver *does* have a team, it was only a matter of time

I love the ease with which you can correlate a wh*te person who's obsessed with race and knowinf that they were the 90s/00s-era wh*te flight dipshits who left LA to colonize #Portland. It lines up like a plumbed line every fucking time.

And if it's one of the ferries out of Tsawwassen, you can get it on the dock and EAT YOUR PIRATE PACK ON THE FERRY. No word on if pirates make the BC Ferries reservation system work or not, though.

just remembering the time the Washington Post leadership hung my friend Felicia, a sexual assault victim, out to dry because she tweeted *a link to a news story* about the rape when he died.

grok how do you open the strait of hormuz grok how do you clear mines no grok I don’t mean the game

@npeninsulareview.bsky.social hey barb & mark! question for yas: why do you follow this account? seems like an odd choice unless you know them personally

Well son you'll be minesweeping from a pool floatie with a novelty Jurassic Park T-rex grabber claw because the ai running Operation Epic Bacon forgot to consider the political cost of a nation of treatlers having their Temu orders delayed, but at least you'll know it was all to protect a pedophile.

The Dems have had things they could do since 2016 regarding Trump and they've ignored all of them.

Why would we bail out President Trump from the catastrophic consequences of his own decisions

Weird obsession with "everyone is anonymous", sounds a little like Tiana Tozer. Say, drunkenly parked in a bike lane after driving in it for a block lately, Tiana?

Fair question about the #PDX Dipshit Parade that's gotten over here from the bird hellsite to complain that there are people of color in elected positions in Portland and not the bland, starchy Fish-Saltzman-Novick-Fritz Commission that the Dipshit Parade were fine with. Whi, er, what could it be?

Because you dipshits make 45 accounts with the same weird nonsense names and no followers rather than engage under a consistent identity? Because Trumpy PBA/PPA-based lies and harassment of progressive candidates and City Commissioners have gotten a lot worse in the past 10 or so years?

Oh, look, new local anonymous weirdo. Wimmer is wh*te, not PBA/PPA Bestie Smith. Thanks for playing. Which fucking local dipshit Nazi is *this*, #Portland? (Also, Jeffrey John Church is a multiply convicted CSAM buyer and sex offender, so let's see if it's Angela!)

If you're curious who the ghouls are who make money off this, from the FAA itself, that's: Eastern Air Express, LLC Mathew B Wright Acting President and Accountable Executive 13537 Heritage Parkway Fort Worth TX 76177 (682) 831-0055 No, I didn't spell his name wrong. It's really Failson-Mathew.

yeah the time to "weigh options" was BEFORE active war in the theatre, but a wet alcoholic is spending billions of taxpayer money and not coming up with these plans as SecDef...so yeah, we're, as they say on the deck, "fucked."

I don't think he's a secret Nazi either. I do think he's got a one customer LLC and should have fucking known better about the totenkopf, but he's more like a Dubya than a Quisling. The problem is both Dubya and Vidkun killed a lot of innocents. The objectively best take on Graham Platner, below:

No. Fuck off. Abolish. Prosecute.

AltNPS is at best shady and at worst a honeypot, but here's a completely sober and separate appraisal of one of the many ways some of their AltNPSternative Facts happen:

Gosh, what the fuck do troops get before a sendoff and what do families get sent by tacky dipshits with no understanding of the Chain of Command? Also this is fucking hilarious:

Yes. And that reason is he doesn't give a fuck because to him this is a holy war. Which is exactly what basically everyone to the left of Adam Kinzinger done told you. So why is anyone surprised now? They put a Crusader in charge of a dipshit wh*te supremacist Crusade and anyone is surprised?

There is no hope for the large conglomerates, but I really hope all the people who listened to the bullshit about how the continued flow of fossil fuels into this country was way more dependable than *checks notes* the sun rising every day take note.

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These people can't even do their extremely easy jobs right when the correct way to do their extremely easy jobs is to simply do nothing

They're telling you in so many words, folks

Kinda funny that after sacking renewable energy technologies and EV supports that suddently gas, sold by Trump's closest cronies, is skyrocketing. I'm sure that's a "coincidence" the same way it was a "coincidence" GamerGate only punched down.

Man, I can't hear anything but the dogs next door are going BUCK WILD.

Good!

In the darkest of days, from someone who has been pretty proud she got to kill indiscriminately as Governor...a little light: www.upi.com/Top_News/US/...

Florida Republican 'hero' candidate gets his couch repossessed: report #AlterNet

Admittedly I was held back two years but I don't think 13 and high school exactly go together unless you're a year and change ahead or your "high school" includes seventh grade.

"Its members spent months working to create plans for Trump that would merge military forces with domestic law enforcement through a new command structure that would ultimately answer directly to Trump." www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/trumpis...

Chris Durkee is the chair of a neighborhood association in Lake Oswego and he attends the far-right church, Athey Creek. Does Durkee talk about chopping peoples' heads off with an axe, or genociding Muslims, or call Jews "zombies" like his pastor, Brett Meador?

I talk some shit about McMenamin's, but they've done a shitload of work with the OLCC to coax the OLCC out of the fear-based response into a solutions-based response and it's pretty damn good on them. That and hte Trippy Tiger THC seltzer hits like a fucking truck.

I just updated www.bikebuspdx.org with the last 11 months of news articles, and holy cow, it's been a busy year!

ultimately can't be too upset about an effort to finally get PBOT the revenue it needs to fix up our busted ass streets and sidewalks, but replacing the existing gas tax with a flat fee per household/business hardly strikes me as everyone "paying their fair share" www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Most famous person you've seen at the Gov Cup: GO! (Mine's Tom Cruise. Not a fan of antidepressants, huge fan of a flat white before most of the US knew what it was. See, the Gov Cup brought the flat white to the Americas. I SHIT YOU NOT. In 1996. Management encountered it skiing in 'Straya.)

why is fire on the mountain so good wrong answers only

Sorry to brag, but I live only a couple miles from the creamery where they make the best string cheese in the world. salembusinessjournal.org/2026/03/06/s...

Please god do this I'm so sorry I can't feed and house every trans girl on my own we need cis people to do this there just aren't enough of us Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

One of the reasons I got into doing sticker stuff was that it give me the opportunity to pay trans artists for their work There are lots of trans people who would love to make your logo, sticker, thumbnail art, podcast cover, Bluesky avatar, etc! Shoutout to @b3dsh33tb0y.bsky.social !