Iggles fans understand ten-dimensional chess, but only three-dimensional steaks.

For Gamera's birthday, friend of ALL children, there's a simple message: Protect trans kids. Commission for @assaultgodzilla.bsky.social. / #MyArt / #Commissions /

escuse me look at these beans

The Trump Administration’s smear of immigrants and asylum seekers because of one sick man’s horrific acts - a man who was trained by the CIA, it is worth noting, to fight an American war - is disgusting. We are so much better than this racist regime.

This bears some careful watching: www.oregonlive.com/silicon-fore...

Three years of Home and Family Economics and I still can't temper an egg yolk. An actual journalist who gets hated on for doing actual journalism, however, has mastered this:

Is it the barely disguised fetish content? Is it the ableism? Is it the involuntary sharing of this fetish content? Is it expecting random people to agree with the ableism? Disabled people aren't props, Graham. Some of us are even trans. But we sure as shit aren't props, you maundering asshole.

This is a kink. I'm speaking as an *expert* This is 100% a sexual kink.

The White Christian Supremacism of this administration is so extreme that it seems like it’s got to resolve with either a massive rejection of such illiberalism, or a violent, authoritarian imposition of it.

Help us tell the mayor his plan is bullshit.

this early evening people were taking pictures of theiir hit dogs and mexicokes on the Central Library steps. i got my bottle of Sinfire at the OLCC...and a 3-pack of Underberg for the meals to come.

He's not moving his hands at all it's so fucking obvious

The hard thing is that the least exploitable thing right now about the National Guardsmen who got shot Is that they both live. It’s also the optimal solution. It’s also the ethical solution. It’s also the Pareto optimal solution. May they live.

By the by if you like the "Chicago Style" mix of cheddar and caramel, you gotta get the Oregon Style. Rather than mixing the types, there's both on the fucking popcorn. It is a flavor trip that is so good you gotta eat it sober. Their Tillamook-based cheese powder is also way bigger in taste.

Things sure as taxes come late November: 1. Nordstrom's will lecture you about one holiday at a time. 2. Everyone, even people who don't celebrate Xmas, seems to have an Advent calendar. Oregon fucking loves Advent calendars. 3. The Tree (and maybe The Menorah depending on year.) 4. Cinnamon Bear!

A valid counterpoint: Plenty is a fair assessment. Not the majority, but not vanishingly small either.

Hi. Weird right-winger local acc't with generic nonsense that sounds Renesque, who LARPs some decent stuff but RTs forced-birther nonsense and...well, nothing tells me this is a woman of color, where shinny red is often wrong, so...I'm thinking this is one of the local Nazis. Act accordingly.

What's funny is that you and Phil agree on reproductive healthcare and that queer people are less than human. So is this actually a rando, or is this yet another weird Portland area Nazi with a generic profile and a slavering desire to oven the trans people?

Well, I can confidently say that by any measure of Fascism, Elon Apartheid Musk is a Fascist. Please note this was not posted in the UK, Ontario, Québec, Massachusetts, or Louisiana. Sue me, Muskypoo.

Had my hair done today. I’ve been going to the same small-town stylist for a decade. Want to know the topic of conversation in the ENTIRE salon? Insurance premiums. Every one of us has been impacted.

and yes. I know there’s a trans dude on Sandy who is supposedly a decent hair person but I have no reference if he can handle 3A curls or doesnt hate trans women, he doesn’t answer email, and is $80 I don’t have a pop. References there would also be helpful. #portland

Stark, 122nd, and Division east of the freeway liked this.

So I need to get my ends cut off. I don’t have a safe hairdresser. How do I explain that I just need ends and that this isn’t going to be a relationship? Also bonus round if you know any people willing to cut scary trans woman hair…but my ends are so bad and that can be done safely. Ideas?

Forgot just how terrifying the Lake O New Seasons is. Both the screaming and the ofay nature of the place are just not a good look. But I have eggs.

Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.

Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in. Why did they do this?

Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵

The exemplar of this may be the account I blocked during the ten minutes I was awake this afternoon, which had a posting history of ZERO posts but TWELVE HUNDRED REPLIES TO WILL STANCIL like whaaaat thee FUCK

An Antichrist, sure. This Antichrist, namely Peter Anti-Semitic Transexterminationist 1488 Thiel, not so much.

It's the same reason Tri-Met has 60 useless wh*te men making 6 figures/yr. We're culturally too afraid to do anything that angers our PBA/PPA overlords and their Prot timber fortunes, made the way every fucking enslaver and ruiner makes their fortunes. To do this would be "impolite." Of course.

A shot of Pendleton 1910 is great, but when someone else is paying, it's even better.

Fun fact: He signed up to join our FL team this afternoon. They don't ask how, they ask how many.

The only people more into gender diversity than a gender studies department is a anti-woke discord. What are alpha, beta, sigma, simp, etc if not extremely gender?

It's not precribing ivermectin that's the issue. When you have worms, it's stellar. It's prescribing ivermectin to people without parasites feeding on them. Trust me, there are so many side effects none of these dipshits will cop to, but "anal incontinence" doesn't even begin to cover it.

"For people like us in places like this/we need all the hope that we can get." youtu.be/s9EdEfjH4_Y

I think an unstated assumption in a lot of discourse around homelessness is the belief that homeless people are liars and can't be trusted particularly about themselves.

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

Every Nazi accusation is a confession, Glinner Edition:

So what medical procedure is it this time?

(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect; (B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning; (C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer

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i can’t believe. these chuckleheads are. forcing. my lutheran ass to side. with the pope. a POPE LEO for god’s sake

Dan Ryan is still trying to defend calling people Nazis for wanting affordable and accessible housing. Such a fine look, son.

Dude in my frontline is whining, whining, whining. We win. He's in the next one. My groupwide: "Get in losers, we're going winning."

People say DOGE "failed", but to be fair DOGE successfully stole every American taxpayers data & personal information & had access to pretty much EVERY government system and likely shared that data with foreign entities. IDK that I'd say failed exactly, being they did everything that was intended.

Expecting politesse from people you shriek about being less than human is like expecting a cat not to eat wet food.

And there's one amongst a million receipts on Loesch being a loathsome anti-Semite.

Great. A shonda pedo and an anti-Semite. If you'lll excuse me, I'm going to go attempt to make a case for the moral necessity of medical brisket.