This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Cheers to everyone who is ready to watch their team play in the Champions League semi-finals

If only this much effort, money and passion was put into ending violence against women and girls.

Please @arsenalfc.bsky.social

You can stick 'decision making' and 'vision' in the pros column for Mathys Tel.

periodic reminder not to drink this cunt’s shit beer

Ange Postecoglou's Tottenham

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Worst part of losing today is that it was on the BBC which means a load of people who don’t watch football usually will have opinions and I have to be in the office tomorrow and talk to them and I do not need this

Vibes were off all day, If anything we need more knife crime

For all the talk of Arsenal’s corners (which basically translates as ‘Arsenal are good at them how do we now rebrand it as cheating?’) Newcastle tried to take a corner with two players off the pitch and the linesman didn’t know that’s against the rules. Martinelli had to tell him repeatedly.

Binned off the football to watch the Ren Faire documentary, absolutely batshit

Our full backs when we need them to play more than one game

About 15 minutes away from “Ange” offering all 55,000 home fans to step outside.

I think the word I'm looking for is lol? metro.co.uk/2024/12/05/u...

Have Bournemouth considered scoring a second goal

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It might make some people uncomfortable but the gay legacy in men's football in England is still Justin Fashanu. Nothing has progressed. In real terms, nothing has changed. No player in the top flight has felt comfortable enough to come out.

The Spanish commentators are imitating JAWS music every time we get a corner. It's absolutely ridiculous hahaha

Just work out how to stop us from corners and stop moaning about it.

Best thing about today was Saliba immediately wheeling away in celebration like he had just pinged one in from 40 yards rather than it accidentally bouncing in off his arse.

The aura Arsenal have when they set up for corners is one of the most astronomically insane things I’ve ever seen in football. Nicolas Jover you have legitimately changed my damn life.

GG.

Now and forever, fuck Man United

What a nonsense an 8.15 ko is I should be tucked up in bed by the second half instead of watching these idiots

And you wonder why no PL player has come out yet…

I have been reliably informed that the Emirates Stadium birthing suite is ready for Mrs Ødegaard this evening.

Weird how these players making a religious statement on rainbow armbands still manage to find the peace of mind to play alongside domestic abusers and sexual offenders. Jesus would have thought you were a cunt as well.

me and all my mates in the pub

Is this anything?

Imagine drawing from 3-0 up at home in the Champions League

McManaman is genuinely giddy the prick

Me when I’m designated driver.

SET PIECE FC WE ARE BACK

Are we great or are they shit?

Struggling to compute Sead Kolasinac slotting home after beating the offside trap

time to build a whole new sistine chapel of life wasted online

the football journalist who amassed the most followers in the early days of Twitter was Henry Winter. What was his strategy? Didn’t reply to anyone for five years and kept on banging on about Jack Rodwell. I’m gonna try the same on here.

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

Big problem with switching to a new platform is that I had a fair amount of followers on twitter because I used to have a lot of thoughts I felt compelled to voice, whereas now, with age, my brain has become as smooth and stoical as a pebble.

No idea if we’ll ever recreate the “glory” days of Twitter (or even if we’d want to) but a lot of people I like are on here. And the rest of you are alright I guess