Re-watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time in probably decades More than holds up. Hugest re-rec

Stuffing went yesterday. Already mourning it

Devastated I missed the annual NY local sea plunge. Devastated, I tell you

I'm in bed

Don't blame you!

Had a truffled Baron Bigod last night from Neals Yard that was the very definition of outrageous pleasure. Woke up still thinking about it

currently equal parts cheese, crisps and turrón de Jijona

@nicmiller.bsky.social 😬

youtube.com/watch?v=W8hf... Absolutely mesmerising Jennifer Patterson doc. Off to gorge on Two Fat Ladies again now - perfect for these merryneum days

www.ft.com/content/d2ff... I've nominated five absolute beauties for this unmissable list 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

❤️❤️❤️ (It's the being right that's most delicious)

Strong endorse for the excellent review here of Cheval d’Or in Paris @marinaoloughlin.bsky.social

A very cute young chap in a fauxfur jacket and earrings stopped me in the street earlier today. 'Miss,' he said, (miss!) 'I just wanted to say you look fabulous. Your skin, your makeup. Fabulous'. He was carrying a book - Homeboy by Seth Morgan. I'm going to read it as thanks. He made my year ❤️

www.ft.com/content/420f... This is SO brilliant: Susie Wiles by Kellyanne Conway; Bad Bunny by Rita Moreno; Nigel Farage by Michael Gove; Zohran Mamdami by Bernie Sanders! WHAT a line-up 👏👏👏

Essential! 🎄🎄🎄

Re Pam Hogg 🖤

News obits giving Pam Hogg's age when she carefully concealed it - for her own good reasons - is a shitty move

God, Italian municipal uniforms never fail to spark joy

I like being in a middle of nowhere restaurant where the clientele is dressed in vintage Gucci furs - and that's just the blokes... Osteria Al Castelletto. Grazie also for the risotto of a lifetime

Well, I LOVED One Battle After Another. What a ride! And Sean Penn - holy hell

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Me in today's @ftweekend.com on the joy of the small restaurant. Feat. Dublin's Bar Pez, Simon Rogan's Aulis and the legend that is Andrew Edmunds on.ft.com/3Xvn0tP

just finished Black Rabbit on Netflix. Hard pass. Didn't give a toss about a single character

The Traitors? Well, that was magnificent

Have walked past this umpteen times yet never heard a word about it. Soho. Anyone?

Massive slagging of this in Times today by a chap who does not understand why some of us watch tv youtu.be/mpJ7iDnn0P8?...

without consciously engaging, I now know more about Lily Allen than I do some of my actual family

proud

Know what I love? Bookable bars

Me on those retail floral horrors for @ftweekend.com... on.ft.com/42YLhvE

I'm in a bank, waiting to see a cashier. Literally can't remember the last time I had to do this

Ach, Jilly Cooper 🖤🖤🖤

yeah up yer ARSE Michelle Mone!!!!

This is quite the story. Proper, fact-collecting reportage too

on.ft.com/4nS0EOf The sexy little numbers luring me away from my beloved 'nan tea' - are we ready for a return to late night dining debauchery?

Have bought sandwich in departures for flight. Now have the worst child on school trip with packed lunch syndrome

open.substack.com/pub/thefence... Oh yay - 'Secret Chef' is back in @thefence.bsky.social He (and I'm pretty confident it's a he) is A One

Just had a jolly fight with a giant bloke on the bus bcs listening to his phone on loudspeaker. (I asked nicely if he had earphones. He said 'it's not that loud' and LOOMED.) French have banned it, and now the Irish. When is it our turn? www.thejournal.ie/irish-rail-c...

In which - amongst many FT real coffee heads - I confess to crimes against coffee making on.ft.com/3IvCAlo

Slightly plastered on raki in Piraeus. Just spent days in Sicily. But just thinking how much I adore London - possibly as only an incomer can. I've never found anything but curiosity and acceptance and adventure. Fk off Elon, fk off JD. We KNOW what you're up to

Love an Italian pharmacy. Glamorous staff just asked me my symptoms by miming belching and farting

It's me in @ftweekend.com - on my properly unhealthy relationship with Pret on.ft.com/45QOGhT

Prediction: no resignations will ensue www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Gorgeous early autumn day. My favourite

Am about to see a new movie that doesn't have Pedro Pascal in it

Lolololol

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Bought this chap at auction by mistake. Thought he was tiny and had no idea that he MOVES. Couldn't love him more

Now that might work. (No sausage jokes pls)

Bzzz, pals, I've finally made it. Been asked to be a sex toy influencer Go me!