Gongeous Monday night to sit in the garden of a pub with the other pro drinkers and tell your family everything's fine honestly it is

she’s worth it x

red stripe at night, workers rights red stripe in the morning, final warning

print it

hootenanny nearly upon us

Just been in the supermarket and saw a fella nick a turkey and leg it out of the shop. The security guard chased him and shouted "HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT TURKEY?!", and the bloke shouted back "ROAST POTATOES, PARSNIPS, SPROUTS AND PIGS IN BLANKETS"

so, is there a mr carriage of justice???

the hotline staff:

child is finally at the age where ‘right i’m ringing santa’ actually means something

yer da has a metaquest

buying the kid’s advent calendars a few days late to get them for cheap

me and all my mates in the pub

went out for pints but couldn’t get a taste for it

kebab and no rennies in

me signing up for assisted dying

valium advent calendar when @pfizer

yer da bought himself the brewdog advent calendar

scolded my hand filling up the hot water bottle

turns out a deeply unlikeable celebrity being outed as a sex pest was all it took to get this website on its feet finally

gregg and chips up the wall tonight

love seeing your pictures of whippets in nappies guys keep em coming

what's the go on this one

you don’t hear much from the omaze house winners do you. very quiet bunch

post your favourite picture of a whippet wearing a nappy

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

won a raffle prize but it was tickets to the cricket

from now on i’m gonna watch any 3 hour movie in 2 parts over subsequent evenings. did it with casino last weekend and it was great. i finally feel free

two jags and darius together at last ❤️

got a few of these going cheap if anyone wants one. genuine requests only 0161

just blocked my first account. not a creep just really unfunny

in case you’re missing twitter xx

the boffins at graphene could’ve saved a lot of time and money if they’d ever been tasked with scraping dried up weetabix off a kitchen table

i can’t commit to using this app permanently until they give us a goth mode option

yer da takes selfies