@ian-higgsboson.bsky.social just sent you this on the other place. Forgot you'd jibbed it 😁 Any ideas?

Paul Simon and Paul McCartney share a few words at SNL50

When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"

'Arsenal handed injury boost', etc

Last year I got talking to a man at a party and our conversation turned, as so often, to The Beatles. It turned out that years ago he had done some work on George Harrison's garden at Friar Park. He didn't meet the great man, but did meet Olivia, who was lovely. Anyway ... (1/3) #TheBeatles

The Labour party has published adverts on social media boasting about deporting “illegal” migrants, alongside a Nigel Farage-style ‘Breaking Point’ picture of a queue of migrants Another advert includes a picture of a handcuffed ‘illegal migrant’, which promotes and links to an article on GB News

Labour to release video footage of deportations today. Is akin to the Go Home vans? No, it’s akin to Donald Trump. If Trumpist hate turns you off @teamlabouruk.bsky.social NOW is the time to tell them so. youtube.com/shorts/PFOxs...

I have a season ticket and attend as many games as I can but I secretly enjoy it more when my football team go through poor patches of form. I love moaning & arguing about the club. When we are winning games there's simply not as much to talk about.

Feel like this team almost picks itself for tomorrow. Kelleher/Alisson Bradley Gomez Quansah Tsimikas Endo McConnell Chiesa Elliott Diaz Jota Strong enough to win and rests basically everyone. Not a single Cup shock yet this weekend, which is slightly unnerving 😆

This guy had the nerve to spend much of 2015-2020 moralising about anti-semitism while at the same time sending anti-semitic messages to his Labour chums on WhatsApp, as well as racist and sexist remarks. The whole thing is just a game to most of these amoral hypocrites.

They might still win but how bad does it have to get until Teflon Ruben starts to be held accountable? It's unbelievable. 😂 He's been give a completely free pass for making them even worse - which didn't seem at all possible. Anyone/anywhere else the manager would be getting absolutely slaughtered.

A cup semi-final almost completely devoid of jeopardy, testament to how good we were again tonight. Made up Szoboszlai is starting to add goals and assists to his game. He's an absolute machine - last 10 seconds at 4-0 up he was charging back to chase down one of their lads. Love him.

Worst value tickets ever at Old Trafford. Overpriced and most fans get off home after 70 minutes every other week 😭

He makes himself big

Thiago Alcantara backstage after pulling out Real Madrid to play City

In the midst of my annual-ish Elliott Smith binge, brought on by this book (excellent btw). His music never fails to blow me away. He was a singular, all-timer talent. One of the greatest to do it.

It's like a fucking fairytale

Really enjoyed chatting with @cspaceduncan.bsky.social about his beautiful, deeply romantic new album that draws inspiration from 1970s love songs, Bernstein and French New Wave cinema. 'It's Only A Love Song' is out now on @bellaunion.bsky.social

Saw this on Instagram and it made me cry laughing so am sharing the joy

There is no doubt the PGMOL need to be better and, probably since VAR was introduced and certainly since that copper Howard Webb took charge, it's been a mess. It's OK to say and think that. But this shit is completely deranged.

"GROWTH! GROWTH! GROOOOOOOWWWWWWWTTTTTTHHHH!" *restrained by aides*

Just saw this album turned 10 years old yesterday. Incredible how that time has flown. Such a gorgeous and timeless record, and all the more curious for the fact she made just one more album before disappearing off the face of the earth.

The vile, sadistic crimes of this rape gang will not make national headlines, or trend on twitter for days. Govt will not have to account for failures to protect its victims. And all of us are less safe, because there is a concerted campaign for us to focus only on perpetrators with brown skin.

This threatening tweet was deleted by Trump’s dumbest son 20 minutes after he posted it.

Since everyone knows one of the positives about Bluesky is there are no pornbots on here, it's flattering to see a growing number of attractive and scantily-clad women suddenly deciding to follow me 👀

That Khusanov looks good 😂😂😂

Can't believe this was 30 years ago. Any excuse to share this incredible Jonathan Pearce commentary youtu.be/dHld_7DqMd8?...

Hugh Grant has called for police to open a new criminal investigation into the owners of The Sun, saying the job is not done "by any means" after Prince Harry settled his privacy claim on Wednesday. He’s absolutely right www.bbc.com/news/article...

When people show you who they are, believe them.

Rio Ferdinand screaming "YES!!!!" right down the mic as United score a late winner. No better than the old Fanzone on Sky Sports.

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

You might expect that one of the world's biggest media organisations admitting to illegal practices in accessing private information about a member of the royal family and a government minister would be front page news across the board, but apparently not.

Has the Times sacked its Media Correspondent? Scrolling through its news list and it’s missed a huge story involving the monarchy, journalist ethics and a billion pound cover up at a hugely powerful media organisation. Surely more important than whether dogs suffer from January blues?

The land of the free and the home of the brave 👍 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Reddit has mobilised, all major subreddits are now banning links from twitter. Twitter is dying. A graveyard of incels crying about woke.

I promise I haven't looked but I'm guessing tonight's line up on Later with Jools Holland - which by the way, and I bet you didn't know this, is filmed in November! - is Stereophonics, Tom Jones, Paolo Nutini, Gabrielle, and the Pipes and Drums of the 1st Battalion Scots Guards? #Hootenanny

Just been in the supermarket and saw a fella nick a turkey and leg it out of the shop. The security guard chased him and shouted "HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT TURKEY?!", and the bloke shouted back "ROAST POTATOES, PARSNIPS, SPROUTS AND PIGS IN BLANKETS"

Had a long stretch of doing Goodison every season from around 98-06, and been a few times since. Away end mostly but sometimes went in the Gwladys. It's an absolutely horrible cesspit and I loved going there. I'll miss it.

Annual share of this festive beauty 😍 youtu.be/kLzC8WDcjsw?...

Bringing this back @shornkoomins.bsky.social

The other day I watched a video of this fella doing a solo pub crawl in Holmfirth. His YouTube channel is documenting his attempt to go in every pub in the country. In Holmfirth he went in 21 pubs and had a pint in 19 plus 2 cocktails. For his 17th pint he had an 8% IPA and his 21st was a 7.4% ale 😂

Planned a while ago to go to the pub for 5pm today to meet an old mate. Was a bit miffed when I realised it was clashing with City v Spurs, which I'd normally have watched at home. Oh well, I thought. Can't tell you how much fun it was being in a Manchester pub while City got walloped 0-4. Oops 😂

People kept recommending Boybands Forever on iPlayer and I was like why would I be interested in that, but it's brilliant TV. The total absence of any sort of duty of care for those kids was shocking. Just cash cows. It also underlines the fact that Paul McMullan is one of the biggest cunts on earth

If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up. If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

Facebook memories reminded me that not all landlords are bad people some are the least prejudiced people you know

Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together 👏🏻

It may be a tad early but I hope this gets an airing at Southampton on Sunday. One of our very best songs imo. Wheel it out now and we get 6 weeks of it 😍 youtu.be/dfrHAxg0QBQ?...

On Mastermind just now: "The word 'low', opposite of high, is an anagram of what bird of prey?" "......... 🤔.......... 🤔 ........eagle?" 😭😭😭

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.