I think Generation Beta should be called Generation Bravo

when Marti Pellow got sober why didn't he relaunch the band as Dry Dry Dry 😎 this joke was in my dream last night please don't sue me if it's yours

just had some 10/10 McDonald's fries after some 5/10 ones last week, nature is healing

I almost posted on Bluesky today

"babbie's 'ead, chips and a bit o' peawet please"

it's so annoying have two social media profiles, it would make a good John Shuttleworth song

Fuller with the beefcakery

Gail found this lighter on the street a few years ago and it’s so daft I’ve tried to use it few and far between but I fear she’s on her last legs

Corrie isn’t on tonight we’ll just have to watch Oz, the silliest and soapiest prison drama there ever was

It doesn’t look very cosy

one hour of the working week left

I got a gravy with my chicken burger and I'm eating it with a spoon

me irl

Kanye having a very edgy fest on Twitter rn, basically the equivalent of someone smoking on the school bus

I've needed a wee for 400 years

very stressful work morning, gonna have to get a Dixy Chicken of hope

someone I work with said they can't join Teams meetings this afternoon due to connection problems but when I called them with a solution they had a foreign dial tone

Sod's Law is short for Sodomist Lawrence

I overslept and when Gail woke me up I was having a dream that Noel Edmonds was racing snails on tv but it was in Toys R Us and the snails were somehow generating random numbers that became phone numbers and a panel (including Mel Giedroyc) were ringing the numbers and awarding people who picked up

all these star stickers the kiddies are wearing over their spots just makes me think of the Killing Zoe cover like

FAO Primavera attendees: go watch Underscores

my last cinema trip was for Scream 6 and I'm trying not to go again until Scream 7

wearing a Uniqlo t-shirt that's a bit shorter than all my others and I've not worn it since I became a little pig so I look a bit like this when it rides up

Mr Bean hated this man who looks like Rick Stein and couldn't stop laughing at his bewk but I think his joie de vivre should be celebrated

FAO movie babies letterboxd.com/AmyPeanut/

drives me mad this guy, always goes on about being "conservative" but never says what that actually means turns out it just means liking sport and food

watched Emilia Perez last night and didn't hate it am I cancelled all this and more in today's Dear Deirdre

no idea what's going on here but I have to wish it well

film bros gun bros 🤝 talking about millimetres of things

P(ol)ea(ce inform)nut

had an ongoing back and forth with the CPS/police for yonks as I'm a witness to a crime and the case keeps getting put back realised I use my Gmail account for all my correspondence with them which I anonymised for online usage email sent to them just now with Amy Peanut as the name on it haha

enjoying some orange leicester cheese on my tuna pasta

there's a Bill Ward in Black Sabbath

with a lickle bit of white noise we can make it tru de night

new fave podcast goes all the way back to 2013, I do not wish completism well

very busy at work which is actually quite rude

Chappell Roan puts on too many things at once, not very mindful!

FAO millennial/gen-X teeterers: that Tom Green doc on Amazon Prime is very fun

Gail won’t let us have Popeye’s for tea

did someone say beveragino?

one thing I'll miss about Twitter being abuzz, are the portmanteaus like twagger and TWILF BlueSkagger and BlueSkilf not so great

Face/Off

problem with using this place is it puts ELO's most overplayed song in my gulliver

coming over 'ere and using your profile pic of yourself from Twitter that was already 10 years old is funny 2 me soz

just said "know what's what' in a work email

Charli XCX is full on CAH-RINGE now. She's re-released Brat with white powder inside the vinyl she's never even taken drugs she's a clean-living high achiever! don't get me started on that cig she was pretending to smoke at that gig even more annoying than Self Esteem somehow lol

a payday breakfast and/or lunch looms

you know who I feel sorry for? all those wacky parents who called their kid 'Tate' a few years ago without knowing the Romania paedo was gonna become a false idol for impotent boys