I can only assume this is some old cunt rabbiting on about scenarios he's made up in his head, but it's VERY funny that he's making it clear just how expensive vagino/phallo are. Like yeah boi, shame those prices. Thanks for trying to get the costs down. 👍🫡

patience

Reading only first and last chapters #oilpainting #art

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

thinking about YTSN universe again...............

#HowLongAThon @thehornesection.bsky.social #su2c

perfect parrying a car speeding at me and deflecting it into my neighbor's living room

unstoppable urge to piggyback -> full of regrets #HowLongAThon

going back through what I missed while I slept and oh my god the jedward part. alex wholly unprepared for those firecrackers of a duo.

the entire horne section on that endless bus at the end

hope they're resting alright #howlongathon

how long has this been going on?

mood

gonna make it to eight hours and then dip

what a beautiful unicorn ✨ #HowLongAThon

twice they've gone into Banjo & Kazooie style now

when your little cousin gets a drumset for christmas

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social very cute x

"What are you watching?" Well... #HowLongAThon

HE'S FREE! And playing a fancy tune. Man, I could listen to banjo licks all night. Just something wonderful about it. #HowLongAThon

Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.

Can someone help Joe 😂 #SU2C #TheHorneSection

You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned. archive.ph/Tmthz

In a better world, the language options at UK schools would be Welsh, Gaelic and Irish, and all computer keyboards would have the braille equivalent on each key. Imagine.

Quick break from the physical training to get some kind words of encouragement from friends. Thanks guys! Watch live from 10pm tomorrow - www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

I was assigned Christmas Tree at birth but some days I feel more like one of those games where you have to catch a ball in a cup

Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad

Oh hello! Alex Horne's challenge will be streamed (hooray!) www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

am I to believe that Alex plans to be spread-angle and looking down the barrel of a speculum next thursday?

An independent taskforce *just* did a huge review of ADHD in England, and the conclusion was that it's "under-recognised, under-diagnosed and under-treated." www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...

Wes Streeting really is a horrible little cunt, isn't he?

Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

11/ This means the exclusion of trans girls is not “inevitable” or “mandated”. It is a choice made at board level. A choice that removes vulnerable girls from one of the few supportive youth spaces left in the UK.

10/ They could have defended their long-standing inclusive membership with: 1 existing Equality Act provisions 2 their own safeguarding track record 3 their charitable purpose 4 their lived experience of including trans girls safely for years They simply *chose* not to.

8/ If the ruling truly forced exclusion, then: 1 schools could not accept trans girls 2 youth groups could not accept trans girls 3 charities could not accept trans girls 4 social clubs could not accept trans girls Yet all of these still can. Because the law *allows* trans-inclusive practice.

1/ Girlguiding claim they had “no choice” after the April Supreme Court ruling. This is not true any more than it is for the police. Nothing - absolutely nothing - in that judgment required the exclusion of trans girls from Girlguiding.

Were SO close to making target on the Taskmaster colouering books now, but with just over 2 days to go. If you've been holding off on treating yourself or a loved one, please act soon to avoid disappointment and self-flaggelation!

I genuinely don't think MPs should be allowed to put anything on expenses. Pay for it all yourselves, you wankers.

it's advent you know what that means

Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.