scientists have deduced the exact audio every person hears upon watching this clip 🔊

I think the different reality shows should mix and match their different themed weeks occasionally. I’d love to see Strictly do bread week.

It is said that if you look at this sad little Qrs screencap seven times, he will reappear in a future task.

I'm still a little bit awed by how quickly computers start up these days compared to the mid 00s. Every time.

Dress? Tights? Devastatingly high heels? Goodness gracious. #Taskmaster

FFS not more days

gay comedy please cure me of my problems

It's amazing how multiplayer mode just nukes everyone's braincells in the BG3 campaign I'm in. We've all done successful runs on our own in singleplayer, but get everyone together and we're bulldozing our way head-first into fights and dying 20 times a night. 😂

me: I’m so glad I sent my daughter to daughter: finishing school

hrghgghhg having a bit of a "but I'm just a horrible old man who lives in a hole, why am I the one who gets to have x nice experience??" night of it. rnghhgn

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

when you make a taskmaster reference in public and no one's gay or neurodivergent enough to appreciate it

Got my grapes but no olives. Nasty little oliveses.

UK residents only ;_; Please vote for him friends!!

Just the realest talk of the day.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

I'd been getting real tired and frustrated with my current seeming inability to cope very well, in particular with what seems to be a sudden desire to avoid comedy/funny things that would ordinarily be a balm during these times. But I decided to see whether I could do some self-interrogating or >

Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.

TOP FIVE TASKMASTER CONTESTANTS: 5. Comedian appearing as their stage persona 4. Contestant earnestly trying and constantly getting clowned on by circumstance 3. Older comedian doing this as a lark 2. Contestant that's at once hyper competitive and not confident at all 1. Complete Weirdo Freak

Genuinely one of the funniest, most gripping games of the year. I started off curious and slowly became Martin Jenkins, desperate to strangle that horse. 🤬

I did not write today. But I did THINK about writing. Which, if you think about it, is about 30-40% of writing. So really I accomplished something here.

I AM - dashare.zone ADMIN

Genuinely pisses me off how well ads know my ideal clickbait.

Silly thought that has been consuming braincells for the last several hours: what if Taskmaster but everyone is an Australian animal? @kim-tey.bsky.social suggested Red Kangaroo for Greg and Yellow-Footed Rock Wallaby for Alex and they work... oddly well.

Watching the house spider I decided to ignore begin to wander around the wall RIGHT as I get eepy... brother you are on thin ice... get back on your perch right now.

Sometimes, I find the idea of having a "type" or a singular-focus sexuality extremely funny. Like there are just too many types to count. Whole spectrum of people. How does anyone just have like, two? And how do they not have multiple contradictory ones?

Love it when spotify doesn't even BOTHER 😂

Post a duo:

I'm going to the Big Sleep Out next month! Finally, being nocturnal comes in handy, because we'll be stuffed into sleeping bags trying to keep warm in October. It's nothing like actually having to live outside, but it's worthwhile discomfort. Every few quid helps! www.justgiving.com/page/tylerbi...

Maybe it's foolish to compare myself to people who've done six million things in life before the age of twenty five. But equally, it's an easy pastime, so who's winning really.

Also, my mum bought the dogs hats.

Caught the first ep of Strictly last night and I'm already hyped for the diabolical duo that will be La Voix and Aljaž. For now he's like a puppy by her side but I see the future...

As I enter my late middle years I find myself thinking more about the nature of forgiveness, and how much more positive it would be if, rather than endlessly and desperately parroting the far-right, Starmer were simply to be trampled by geese while rollerblading in the Dordogne.

Had an absolutely incredible time in the Taskmaster studio audience on Wednesday! I was lucky enough to be sat in the front row and super close to the thrones 🫠 It was eye-opening in so many ways – from how hard everyone involved has to work to the frankly bizarre feeling of stepping into TV World.

G-greg…what’re you doin? For free?? 😭 🙏

Taskmaster is in this week’s Beano! Waaaaaah!

First big intimidating step towards my 2025 attempt to "give living a try" tonight: being in the Taskmaster studio audience. Fully bricking it, but excited too. It feels so odd, like I'm stepping into a whole other world, Through The Looking Glass style. 🥳😵😶

Still one of his best videos to date. Sideways and all.

finally they used my suggestion of a live task where they trick them into just kicking the shit out of each other

What a fantastic opening episode. I love this new cast a Lot and am particularly tickled by Phil and Sanjeev, but all of them together are super lovely. Great vibes and an absolutely batshit live task, real piss yourself laughing type of task – what more could you really want?? 💖 #Taskmaster

Lovely day! Just nabbed a paid ticket for next week's Taskmaster recordings, the new series starts tonight AND my @alexhorne.bsky.social books arrived. ❤️

OOOH! Happy #Taskmaster day to all those who celebrate 🎉

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Happy birthday to this silly lil guy!

Just booked my train to get to Taskmaster next Thursday! So excited – I've wanted to be in a TV studio audience for a long time and getting to do it for the first time on a show I really love is huge. 💖

I wish my family got excited for me for things I'm super looking forward to. It's never fun to bump into a blank wall when you're hoping for someone to be happy for you.

Well, the Alex Horne fandom has something along those lines coming up. 😅

Tricked my brain into forgetting to be self-conscious by writing on the little screen again. 📲 Such a sneaky, funny method to smack writer's doubt out of the way.