Dictators on buildings.

Re-watching Cruz Azul vs Sounders highlights because they make me giggle.

MLS LEGEND JOEVIN JONES SENT OFF

Somebody call the Department of Defense. It’s 5-0 Philadelphia.

LAFC get a PK in the first minute of play because CONCACAF.

Two MLS Clubs kick off their seasons tonight in Concacaf Champions Cup! 🇺🇸 Nashville SC @ Atletico Ottawa 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 LAFC @ Real España 🇭🇳 Who gets the crucial away result?

Get the brown liquor ready, it's CCC time!

Reed Baker-Whiting getting transferred out of Seattle, it's being reported. One hell of a generation we had here for the Sounders

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"Guillotine For Large Pumpkin" would skip the side hustle and go right to a UBI. Just saying.

When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity

"you're gonna get in trouble." "Ok." Sounds like the Camera man FAFO'd.

2026 Seattle Sounders Season Preview with @lobbingscorchers.com of @sounderatheart.com 🎙️ Ari, Jeremiah and Noah join @empiregass.bsky.social to kick off the season! 📺 youtu.be/ob4TR89THtk

My resume is littered with dead game development studios. This is a terrible time to try and find new work. Some of you should pivot to Healthcare IT (Steady, mostly union. Just saying)

"El Paso Party Balloon" was my wrestling persona back in the aughts. My finishing move was "The Confetti Popper."

“The dissent I’ve seen is like a whisper. It’s a fear-based culture right now.” Across the industry, workers describe a ‘fear-based culture’ and pressure to ‘fall in line.‘ Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: buff.ly/NArp66x

OOOH. Just as I send that skeet, Tigres put one away. 3-1 game with 10-15 left

If Forge tie, they win on away goals, right? CCC is everything

have never seen popular public opinion shift so fast about a surveillance product than the fallout from ring's super bowl "search party" ad. they'll teach this in advertising courses one day. chef's kiss baby www.404media.co/with-ring-am...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

I keep catching myself, remembering that Paul is on the team and ready to give minutes at a TAM level. It gives me very good vibes. I'm excited for soccer and the good people playing it.

Post a banger that's not in English youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

I waited before giving a shot to the new Star Trek series. As a mid 40's white male, it's easy to say this wasn't built for me. Bit also was. I see myself in the teachers. They are from a broken galaxy that is trying to mend itself.

OH BABY

“250 years of freedom…”

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

I'm regretting not sticking with Eve Online after I left Star Wars Galaxies long ago. Been back for a few days and I never would have guessed it would stay as long as it has.

The Washington Department of Natural Resources makes a good point.

I had to smile when Waibel made sure to point out that by winning Leagues Cup, Seattle became the first to win every trophy available to MLS clubs. A new invention, if you will “It's another layer to the lore of what the Sounders are.”

My wife completed her doctorate a couple of months ago. She's been working hard and did the whole thing. 4.0 GPA, etc. Today she tried on her graduation attire and she teared up. It suddenly became real for her. She really did it. I'm otherworldly proud to be her partner. Purdue class of '25

Light the beacons!

Ah, yes. The famously woke Cato Institute.

Today is a great day to unsubscribe from WaPo if you've been holding out thus far

Make it 4. Pumas are gonna catch hell in /r/LigaMx

Pumas now down 3-1 in the 80th minute. San Diego putting their shoulder into it.

San Diego FC’s official supporter group Frontera San Diego united as one of their own was recently taken into ICE custody.

There's a path that sees Sounders having to beat two teams from Vancouver BC on the way to CCC. I don't think playing two BC teams is possible, even in the Voyagers Cup. I guess what I'm saying is, we're basically IPA flavored Canada. You CPL folks should be liberating us soon. (please & Thankyou)

May his nurses get all their breaks despite still being in flu season.

Fun times watching Forge Vs Tigres. 0-0 but chances. Also Forge's coach seems to be a sage of some sort. Pointy white beard down to his chest. Very Canadian representation of CONCACAF.

CALLING ALL EARLY BIRDS 🗣️ We will be broadcasting BOTH of our friendlies in Marbella this Thursday! * SSFC v. Hammarby IF, 4 a.m. PT* * SSFC v. Metalist FC 1925, 7 a.m. PT* *Times subject to change. READ MORE ➡️ sndrs.com/c2sqkbnu

Still rated bay-beee

Very much up for some #CONCACAF action tonight.

Imagine an older, wiser, more accomplished Obed Vargas, some day coming back to Seattle to finish his days with his hometown club. Imagine who he might be if/when he comes back.