Tacoma Defiance, here we go? /s

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I bought a pair of DDR5 ram sticks back when the first tariffs we're still on their way... You don't want to know how many times over more expensive they are today. I don't even own an AM5 system yet, I just knew the price wasn't getting better.

Really great save to keep the lead. But I think he pulled a Roy Kent and is holding his hammy.

What's fun is how unsurprised everyone is to find this out.

The arc of the moral universe was like

A Puyallup man exploring London for the first time announced he’s named the towering clock he discovered today all on his own “Tahoma” after his favorite mountain back home almost 5,000 miles away.

Man Exploring London Names Clocktower ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away at Home: tinyurl.com/ms62y9kx

Do not let your kids play Roblox. You have SO many better SAFER options for screen time.

Massive coming together between Paraguay and USMNT near benches. Looked like punches thrown in multiple instances. Referees still sorting out melee.

Per sources, there are interesting developments on 4 #Sounders players as we prepare for off-season moves: - The 2025 club options for Ryan Kent & João Paulo have been declined - No agreement was reached with Stefan Frei nor Jonathan Bell who are now out of contract (For now)

In the same way that the Mario Bros are Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. These are facts.

x2

OH NO THE POST

BIG SAVE ANDREW

Maybe jammed pinkie?

Alex in goal is a real possibility

OH NO. He might have broken his finger/hand

This is why we watch sports,right? Heart health!

We shouldn't even be here after being ahead 2-0 in the first ten minutes. But here we are.

BIG sub. Frie out, Thomas in.

YES! JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN MORRIS!!!

Ryan Kent not earning an extension right now...

Good hustle Nouhou

Love that shot by Roldan. Just wish it were either side of the keeper

De Rosario for Yeimar and Kent for Ferreira. FWIW, Sounders trained this formation a lot last week.

Bold subs. Kent and Osazae coming in.

Dick holes.

Grrr

Rothrock is about to give the Loons a whole set of problems.

Rothrock incoming

maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying

You think Brian subs early just to keep some players from whatever "fracas" or "Kerfuffle" comes in the next half? Rusnak is on a yellow, right?

Our playoff patron saint.

Seattle is 100% in their heads. They are in freefall right now

I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD

Welcome to Concacaf. We will grind this game to dust

THAT’S ENOUGH CONCACAFING.

Now the Loons are upset that they play in CONCACAF.

Loons radio call trying to ask VAR to take a look because "he didn't actually make contact" and I'm glad I don't have that bone in my sports body.

RED CARD LOONS for a STUPID headbutt

Very close. Sounders are on top of things right now.

Really nice buildup, cross was just a bit late.

Did he just PUSH JESUS?

that seems like an odd yellow to Yeimar. Lol, Yeboah is going to flop a lot.

Pretty goal. Can't lie

Yeimar got a card for being tall and not having a third eye on the side of his head.

Never a penatly. Foot to ball.

Just Cristian Roldan casually defusing your attack in short sleeves.