I'm shocked to hear that Ben Gvir is personally handling this... (As in, not at all shocked)

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

This whole thing is pretty damning, but of course it'll get ignored and the Times and Harrell will continue to attack progressive policies on homelessness as failing, when they bear much responsibility for that failure.

TIL that Fark still exists.

i could write a tome about how fucking embarrassing it is for journalism that someone as morally bankrupt as bari weiss has ascended to the highest levels of money and power by tickling trump's balls but instead i'm going to keep covering the people hurt most by his terror and giving them a voice.

Yeah, this bullshit is why I refused to subscribe to the Times, despite them having some very good beat writers I wish I could be supporting.

First win against Portland in fucking forever. I'll take it.

Yeah, can't really argue that tbh.

Yeah... I could see it if they give a red here tbh.

JP had one of the best player songs since Oba. Pity nobody could be arsed to learn like 4 words in Portuguese.

Welp.

Mariners still gonna be playing when we're out of the Sounders match, huh?

Gotta play in Jordan there. Come on.

TA seems to have a giant 12 up. Go Hawks I guess?

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

From 2020: President Trump Considers Deploying The 101st Airborne Against The Timbers Army www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2020...

Even if we manage to solve our fascism problem (by no means guaranteed right now), the loss of talent is going to take generations to recover from. China is extremely well positioned to take advantage of our stupidity.

as in life

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Not quite performing for Saudi slavers level, but still shit.

File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"

Watching a very well behaved German shepherd get loaded into my plane's cargo compartment. Credit to Alaska Airlines' ground crew, they're being super cautious with it. (It was followed by a slightly less well behaved weimaraner that looked like it wanted to be anywhere else)

This post is getting ratioed on X because all the Democrats are like "no they're not" and all the Republicans are like "no we're not"

Always had this feeling that Pete Davidson was a piece of shit. Nice to see that confirmed I guess.

I can think of no more cruel yet majestically appropriate fate for Donald Trump: wasting away into emptiness, while his uncaring minions tirelessly torment him with AI-generated specters and shades of what never was and what will never be

Fancy free cocktail in no way justifies the cost of a Summit card, but it's damn tasty. 😂🥃

Huh. Wonder why homelessness isn't getting better? Mystery of mysteries.

"The reaction to Trump’s nakedly illegal designation from progressives, liberal media, and left-leaning think tanks, however, has given me a sense of dread," writes Matthew Whitley. interc.pt/4pLJGTH

The bees have discovered Brutalism

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

I drew this cartoon in 2005. Two thousand freaking five. Twenty years ago.

I hadn't even heard of the whole "medbed" conspiracy/scam thing until this week. My life would have been better off had I not heard of it at all. We truly live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

Yeah, that's probably a fair result.

I like that sub.

Lol

That, on the other hand, was very much against the run of play. 😂

That was coming. Sounders have looked like garbage. Good thing we backed into the playoffs anyways.

Lol

Sounders have officially clinched a playoff spot after the Rapids tied Minnesota United and the Houston Dynamo lost.

Sounders playing like they're down a man.

This match could definitely be going better.

Yeimar pulled up right in front of us. He's out. Off to a great start here.

Nothing looks more embarrassing than a failed bicycle kick. 😂