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John Francis Enchiladas

Señor plow no es macho, solomente es borracho

Treating a one-point lead like a sprawling chasm of security is really funny. Pack it in boys, we're up by a whole entire point against the team that keeps surmounting gigantic leads of one or even two points because it has the best player ever. What are they gonna do, score once or even twice

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

This is the way. Yes, things will span day breaks. But there's no rule that business has to be 9-5 or that the numbers define our behavior.

computer… enhance

Very "Worst Person You Know..." vibes but he was right, and this applies to nearly everything.

Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”

pausa de hidratación

Everything I hear about this guy makes him cooler.

Oh god we're fucked

We are all FIFA textualists now.

My 15 yo: Whatever. They blew a 13 colony lead, they can mess this up.

What a sick strike

ohhhhh no

As a lawyer I have to say that in a very sick way I love that his suspension is not reversed, but they merely suspended his suspension.

lol

It's hot in most places today, so don't forget to incorporate las pausas de hidratación

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

Dance in the Country, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1883 (flipped)

HOLY F'IN SHIT

@homefield.bsky.social I know it's not college, but we need Cabo Verde swag

Spain 🇪🇸 to Argentina 🇦🇷

*sigh*

The Billon d'Or was right there www.wsj.com/sports/socce...

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

THIS.

Does the USMNT have any like hockey type scumbags? Because it's time to sub those dudes in.

SUCK IT FIFA

What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Honestly don't know how Raul Jimenez tries for any header.

@sickoscommittee.org pausa de hidratacion

Haines, Alaska Pop: 1,870 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haines,_Alaska Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21110002 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121298368 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=8573645

"Sisqo's The Thong Song is older than ICE" is something I'm definitely going to awkwardly tell people at parties during a lull in the conversation.

This is the funniest baseball thing I've ever seen

Sometimes you eat the Türkiye. Sometimes the Türkiye eats you.

Damnnnnnnnnnn that was some Aggie shit at the end