Probably best to chase it indefinitely

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

@ntmellie.bsky.social new display name alert

You could have given me 100 guesses

lol @ Butker

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

Also the owner of the r32 in the background isn't talking to anyone about his car, so you know it's not real.

Just saw a random reddit comment that said big dogs are better because you get more dog per dog. Could not agree more. Unimpeachable logic.

Dallas, Austin, San Antonio

Can't get a dang yard

UP AND AT THEM

Me after I make a great joke

You know the judge is old school when their opinions are in this font.

I try not to be a panic monger but this is alarming. The people in that room are going to have to decide whether they comply.

This is the truth. Give me something to read! It's always faster!

Music added. Hosted on YouTube as BSky video uploads always fail for me. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns

At least it was a Scorigami igami

UNAMERICAN!

Wowwow

Stop showing Favre and his gross ass hat

Hell yeah man

Rooting for 23-5

omg dude got rocked

pretty amazing: Weird Al doing a regular set at the Super Bowl turning the entire planet off its axis: Weird Al doing a parody of every other previous Super Bowl performer's set at the Super Bowl

Whatever company is running the anti YouTubeTV black bar on SNF, please stop. I don't care what you say, I'm not going to believe you.

Not only is this objectively funny, it screwed the Astros. 10/10 no notes.

This is legit one of the saddest stories I've ever read.

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO THROW TO WHOEVER YOU WANT AND IT SHOULDN'T MATTER WHERE THE LINEMAN ARE

Welp... we have reached the stage of life where there are ACL top-line bands I have never heard of.

I'm confused that this is even a question. Do English teachers not assign full books anymore???

This is really well written. Proud to be a Batt alum.

get their asses, The Batt

This is why they wear masks

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu). The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us? (📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

I am supposed to hate the Mariners but this is bad ass.

When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.

Who hasn't asked themselves whether random vibration theory can improve calculations of microtremor horizontal-to-vertical spectral ratio?

Went full dad mode today and put windshield washer fluid in a rental car.

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

@ntmellie.bsky.social Do you believe in the Mean Green???

WE'RE GOING TO THE FUKIN' DOLOMITES!

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Can Jimmy Kimmel sue Brendan Carr, or other federal actors, for violating his First Amendment rights by coercing ABC to suspend his show, and maybe eventually to fire him? To teal deer it, yes, but without an effective remedy. /1

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

im happy about football and it legit feels uncomfortable

Notre Dame has a priest DJ