Would 100 percent power slide the shit out of this car right off the side of a mountain and die happy.

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Everyone replying to say he must be a shitty lawyer: No. It is even worse. He knows the difference and is willing to lie about it.

wrong

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

UPDATE: The Democrat won the latest batch of roughly 6,000 votes, continuing to dominate in the count. The Election Day vote is bluer than the early vote day so far. With 55K votes in, Rehmet is up 57% to 43%. This is a 30% swing since 2024 for now.

You do not see federal judges use this kind of language very often.

Fly free, big guy

Oh fuck this sucks so bad.

ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.

JFC

BREAKING: A young doctor who lives near where Alex Pretti, a nurse, was killed by ICE says in a declaration he saw the shooting, went out to help, was not let through at first then patted down before being let by, and was apparently the first to try and provide any medical assistance to Pretti.

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

chip you put this on your website roy.house.gov/media/in-the...

I don't speak German but I think I get it

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.

I hope this Microsoft email outage lasts until the sun dies

Legalize Plato at Texas A&M. #DefendHigherEd @tamu-aaup.bsky.social @texasaaup.bsky.social @texasaft.org

How can you not be radicalized?

My friends just sent me this one

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Miami DC be like

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

CHAMPIONSHIP DOINK

A giant American flag that covers a full football field costs $6,900 to rent for a game.

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

LOL Bears wtf

Siciliano's a Taste of Italy in Garland, Texas. The quintessential family-owned local Italian restaurant. My fav was the lasagna. And of course the rolls, which were drown in butter and garlic.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.

Cancel our tix @ntmellie.bsky.social

The people of Minneapolis are going to be out there icing up sidewalks and streets like Macauley Culkin.

I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this

Updating the meme

@ntmellie.bsky.social would you like to go to Bellville in May to see Nelly and Luda?

it is absolutely WILD that I was a huge Aaron Rodgers fan for like 15 years, and now because of his YouTube algorithm I’m waiting anxiously to retweet screencaps of his face as he gets strip-sacked

These motherfuckers out there committing war crimes no one's even heard of

I know he felt that in his teeth

Welp

Packers about to Aggie ☹️

Welp