Matt Rigney
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Me after I make a great joke
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Brian ☀️🌏🌘
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Artemis ii
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Joe Spreadsheet
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Man I am tired of living in These Times
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Close enough
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The Onion
4 days ago
“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World
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Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpen...
https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/
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Just a wild guess, but I expect that Newsmax shareholder has offset that $13 million with Polymarket gains.
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ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʟᴀʟᴀɴɴᴇ
8 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭🤣
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And for opening day only, they should give us quad-quad boxes.
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9 days ago
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Zeddy
10 days ago
oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.
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assbutt
11 days ago
30 years ago today. whole lotta bangers on this list.
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Brendel
13 days ago
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
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Shoutout to the dude in Beirut whose sick ass scooter wheelie made the WSJ front page
14 days ago
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Holy shit!
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14 days ago
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SKELLYTON
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15 days ago
fix my door stop stealing my dough stop disconneeeectinggggg my videoooooo
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Old Fashioned Bologna Salad
10 months ago
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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The Onion
16 days ago
Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at
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A very important point that underlies all of this.
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16 days ago
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This is a legit earworm
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16 days ago
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Melancholy Footnote
16 days ago
Oh man I can't possibly imagine how good that felt
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Coach Finstock
17 days ago
The surrealist You Can't Do That on Television/Monty Python steez in this Bubble Tape ad. The coke must have AMAZING in those ad shops. Fishscale next to the coffee maker probably.
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Bubble Tape Commercial
YouTube video by vhsveronica
https://youtu.be/iF07mccxIWM?si=xZoPgHVot99j1YKj
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Hadas Weiss
18 days ago
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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My birthday is next month, if anyone was wondering what to get me.
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Peter Labuza
20 days ago
The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-
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southpaw
20 days ago
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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My Pixel now has a thing where you can play "audio emojis" (i.e., sound effects) on phone calls. At first I was annoyed, but I have been having fun with them when I accidentally pick up a spam call.
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Dr. E F P T O Z
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21 days ago
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the hype
21 days ago
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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Greg Greene (he/him/his)
23 days ago
The Helicopter Mommy party: poised to swoop in on a split-second's notice to protect Republicans from the consequences of their own idiocy.
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Keep in mind this is a feature, not a bug, for the GOP.
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Bad And Very Boring Popehat
about 1 month ago
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Jason Kirk
about 1 month ago
Iran has the world's last F-14s. Reading some aviation nerds talking about if it comes down to it, they'll have no choice but to root for the F-14s just like Top Gun 2
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Dave Itzkoff
about 1 month ago
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
about 1 month ago
the entire pitch of Cuomo was that sure he's a loathsome sex pest but he has what it takes to stand up to Trump, and then the hot leftist starts every phone call with "what's up big dog" and gets Trump to do whatever he wants.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat
about 1 month ago
Why my joke gets no likes
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
Bluesky has the juice
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Major
about 1 month ago
The 2nd to last comment made me laugh so hard I'm crying
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Dave Itzkoff
about 1 month ago
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Speed skaters not wearing socks with their skates is offensive
about 1 month ago
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate.
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about 1 month ago
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Screamer Jim
about 1 month ago
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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OK so I watched the last two laps of the NASCAR race and that was the dumbest racing I have ever seen.
about 2 months ago
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@mikedsykes.bsky.social
Feel like you should know one of the U.S. women's curlers is One Of Us. She curls in 550s instead of special curling shoes.
about 2 months ago
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Douglas Reyes-Ceron
about 2 months ago
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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AAUP Texas A&M-College Station Chapter
about 2 months ago
The Battalion is paying attention!
#BTHOcensorship
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Opinion: The Board of Regents has failed to protect A&M’s independence
A time comes when silence starts to feel like betrayal. That time for me is now, as I watch the Texas A&M University System Board of Regents bow to political pressure and shirk its obligations to preserve academic freedom and institutional independence. Independence is a cornerstone of institutional excellence. I think this is especially true...
https://thebatt.com/opinion/opinion-the-board-of-regents-has-failed-to-protect-ams-independence/
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Joe Patrice
about 2 months ago
I love that people are now discovering the batshit crazy “Pam Bondi tried to steal a dog” story.
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obnoxiously pitt girl
about 2 months ago
CHOCK AND BATES ARE CRYING LAUNCH THE FRENCH TEAM INTO THE SUN
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CHOAM Shareholder (non-voting)
about 2 months ago
Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
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Jadeabliss - 🪷 “No one let go of anyone’s hand.”🪷🚫Newsom
about 2 months ago
found the full report!
ny1.com/nyc/manhatta...
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Safe house linked to Underground Railroad discovered in Manhattan
The Merchant's House is the first landmarked building in Manhattan.
https://ny1.com/nyc/manhattan/news/2026/02/10/safe-house-linked-to-the-underground-railroad-discovered-in-manhattan
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Phil Lewis
about 2 months ago
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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