checking to see if my office has any gold bars just lying around

This guy wants to be governor of Colorado. He presents himself as being some sort of Steven Seagal violent action hero, with a sideline performing exorcisms over the phone. I know I shouldn't waste your time or mine on him, but I'm passing this along anyway just to make fun of how nuts he is.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” - Brad Meltzer

The Van Meter Visitor The Van Meter Visitor was reportedly seen by several people to be swooping around town at night in Van Meter, Iowa, in the fall of 1903. Acrylics, Sharpie, and a little bit of pencil and pen on 11 x 14 in. stretched canvas #art #cryptid #VanMeterVisitor

Spotted this while out on a walk yesterday. Invisible guy chilling? Mini Rapture?

We live in the *saddest* cyberpunk dystopia...

The Van Meter Visitor The Van Meter Visitor was reportedly seen by several people to be swooping around town at night in Van Meter, Iowa, in the fall of 1903. Acrylics, Sharpie, and a little bit of pencil and pen on 11 x 14 in. stretched canvas #art #cryptid #VanMeterVisitor

Heads up for anybody who follows me for my modest little attempts at artistic expression... New #cryptid painting coming tomorrow.

Marilyn Monroe Was a Voracious Reader, Despite Her Near-Debilitating Imposter Syndrome lithub.com/marilyn-monr...

Can I please ask our Anipal Community to repost this invitation to the #BskyProm2026 ? All the backgrounds are on inserted thread below with choices for limos, entrances, special photo backdrops, dining area, bar, & dance floor! I hope everyone can drop in! DJs all day! Welcome to your Prom! 💜🌻🥰

Seen on a t-shirt out in the wild today: I promise to stop drinking just as soon as I become Secretary of Defense

Stayin' Alive translated into the English of the 1300s

It’s really frightening.

denver, co from space: (you can see my butthole from up there)

This is wild. Like restoring a movie by changing all the camerwork and editing.

"Oh bother, Piglet, wherever did I hide that spare pot of hunny?"

Mass market Marines... www.npr.org/2026/05/25/n...

I highly recommend that everyone follow artists. If you do, your feed is filled with art every day. Real, original art. It's bonkers that you can even have this. Amazing. Undeniably cool. And then support those artists, when you can, because that helps the delight continue.

Struthiomimus crying in the bar after having his heart broken

Just got back a short while ago from the small veterans' memorial park near where I live. Cold, cloudy, windy this evening. Very suitable for a silent and respectful walk among the names inscribed there.

We had a whole movie about this over 40 years ago. “The only winning move is not to play.”

Second time in a few days that my father has criticized my shirt. Today it's a skull - not from a band logo or a horror movie or the Punisher, just a plain white anatomical skull on a black t-shirt. I had chosen it specifically because... (1/2) .

CBS and Paramount backed away from copyright challenges to limit distribution of Stephen Colbert's appearance on a Michigan cable access show. He ended his run as host of "The Late Show" on Friday. n.pr/3PAa9q5

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have in your phone

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

I have questions not addressed within the article.

of course I was never taught this in school. of course. but today is the day I learned this most essential bit of history: time.com/5836444/blac...

No plus-ones? Oh noes, I'll have to go stag and the bridesmaids will be all over me, whatever shall I do

“Well, thank God we all made it out in time. … ’Course, now we’re equally screwed.”

Off the hook. #grickledoodle #frogs #goose #terrorize #summer #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

I just became aware of this new release dropping this week. Looks interesting!

As a little treat I'm imagining an alternate timeline where Omar Sharif played Gomez Addams at some point

Me in my Bluesky bubble

Worst crossover ever: Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Mechagodzilla

Are these available for vampires as well? Asking for a friend

47 wives (!!!!!) "from New York to the Golden Gate, and back again to the warmth and the wealth of Palm Beach"

I'm trying to imagine what sort of copyright issues the jerks at Paramount could be pretending exist here. I'm no expert, but the only possibly relevant thing I can imagine is if Colbert had signed some sort of non-competitive clause locking him out from TV talk shows for a certain time frame (1/2)

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

I've only been to one of these. I need to get out more.

Chester: Yes, I’ll have a grande chai latte with soy, no foam, extra hot, and an extra pump of chai…and a turkey bacon breakfast sandwich with extra turkey…and extra bacon. Me: Did you bring your wallet? Chester: I don’t HAVE a wallet. Me: He’ll have a pup cup.

Shih Tzu, lord of vampires and warrior feared even by garlic-producing occultists.

OLD COMIC: “The One I Love”

Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway - splashin’ in Adventures of Superman 429 (1987).

I'm a boring 50-something guy so I'm not the primary demographic, but I have a K Pop Demon Hunters shirt because, hey, cool movie. Today my grouchy 80-something father told me not to wear it around him, without elucidating why. I didn't ask because it would've led to an argument, but... 1/2

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

May 22, 1859: Arthur Conan Doyle, British author who brought Sherlock Holmes to life twice, born in Edinburgh, Scotland (d. 1930)

"Beware of artists. They mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous." -- King Leopold of Belgium Fucking kings.

I'm envious of people doing the "introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live" because I haven't seen anywhere near ten. I love the live music I've seen, but tickets and travel are expensive, you know?