Ooo America you in trouble girl

The French had an answer to this kind of thing.

Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?

'we need to expand the tent!' 'to the left also, to include socialists?' 'no no, exclusively rightwards tent-expansion, thankyou'

Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

veterinary clinics are ruthless extortionists jfc these people are bleeding me dry

the reality is trump is definitely without a doubt going to try to install himself as president again in 2028 and the reason no one in the media is really saying that or taking him on when they say that is they know it’s probably over a 50% chance of it working and they want to be on his good side

Every time someone does the Trump dance an American loses their health insurance.

Waiting until January to get dental work because my dental benefit has a yearly cap, which I hit in June. This wouldn't be necessary if dental was covered by my medical insurance but it's not. Neither is mental health. Basically my entire head is not covered by my medical insurance. It's a scam.

Javier Milei dancing because he got another $20bn from the USA.

"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

Can we lower the flags for Jane Goodall?

seize the means of dopamine production.

"Dems will get blamed for a shutdown" as opposed to what, all the friendly coverage and positive credit they'd get for caving yet again? This whole premise is built on a delusion about what the alternative is. There's no cowering in the corner and being so inoffensive they won't still attack you.

I never take medical advice from people who can't read.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

"Life used to be so simple," said this bitch who was born rich.

i was trying to figure out how old jeffries was upon his election to congress, and google wanted to autocomplete my query to “was hakeem jeffries born in the united states” this fucking place i swear to god

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

What a truly disgusting week for American journalism.

HR would like to discuss your cancer problem

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

its cool how the rich are going on tv and testifying that they want you to die

it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row

Today I'm going to explain to you all of the ways in which Republicans are disgusting people. I will try to keep it brief. (1/742)

I am beyond tired of hearing sanitized terms like "immigration raid" conducted by "law enforcement" to describe what is a violent ethnic cleansing campaign by a white supremacist government

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Eating Angel Hair pasta is about the most religious I get

Raw milk pairs well with ivermectin.

If you claim to be a centrist while *also* saying that the right is fascist, you are claiming to be a fascist. That's just what it means to find a middle ground with fascism. This is why no one fucking trusts centrists.

What a crazy concept