Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday

@lumpley.bsky.social maaaaaany years ago you wrote up a tutorial on creating apocalypse world style art. Do you have a link somewhere or it written out you can share? Kicking off my Burned over campaign and before the second session I'd like to do some portraits

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

I feel like @charliejane.bsky.social needs to see this post

AND A FLAGON FOR THE MERRY ELVES OF LLAAAAANOWAR --refrain from "the merry elves of llanowar," from my unreleased double LP "a gathering place," consisting mainly of Irish folksong pastiche, rejected by the label in a memo saying, and here I quote, "only cool and popular people will like it. no"

Maybe not six, but at least four. Og releases on PlayStation and Xbox, PC, and the PS4 version

As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism. buttondown.com/charliejane/...

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Some @themountaingoats.bsky.social shots from last night- incredible show!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

I woke up this morning and chose violence buttondown.com/charliejane/...

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

Walking away from Omelas like

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1820

Cunk on the Multiverse

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

@jacksonwryan.com nice piece in the sat paper

Did you hear about the scientists that tried to cross a cheetah with a crab? Things went sideways real fast.

Macbeth: SHIT

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

Blue Prince (2025)

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

“I was just following otters.”

Everything about the Warriors of the World Ablaze Apocalypse World hack looks incredible

The worst part about perpetual battles of wits with a two year old is the feeling you're constantly losing them

I am a laaaaand of constant sorrow.

there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive to them I say two things: 1. are you fucking serious 2. go fuck yourselves

It's 3AM at a gay popculture convention in NYC and this is how I've chosen to spend my time No regrets

Beets theft, a serious crime

@norgad.bsky.social hey I am running brackish, it's great, anyway I can tip you $$$ for a couple community copies for the pool?

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

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@graham.loadingreadyrun.com this episode of Friday Nights is incredible. It's pitch perfect

I had a plan to make a trailer like one of those Nintendo Direct ones, where a voiceover calmly explain the gameplay of a game. My trailer has not quite ended up like that (For length reasons the full version is on youtube).

We announced this in our gameplay episode on Monday, and the giveaway starts NOW! If you want to win a set of the #mtgaetherdrift Commander decks in a SIDEKICK PRO, you need to do 3 things: 1) Comment whether you're TEAM SAHEELI or TEAM TEMMET 2) Follow us and @gamegenic.bsky.social 3) Repost this!

Big news (gosh I'm good at marketing). Careening is out now in Early Access. This is just a first little step, but I'm excited to see where the game goes from here. store.steampowered.com/app/3321790/...

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I have like four of these chats.

There should be a guy who steals hamburgers. A real rat bastard *my aide leans in and whispers in my ear* ah. Well. carry on

Musk: eyyy stephano king whya da advertisers advertise on other websites but no on da twitter?? King: probably cuz of those things you said Musk: datsa what she said!!! Musk: oh!!!! Musk: disruptiano!!!!

My google music Spotify wrapped equivalent is very enthusiastic about the fact I listened to literally days worth of brown noise this year. Something something don't have kids they ruin your algorithms

Why oh why did I choose the red eye flight

the objectively funniest period in history was just after the fall of the soviet union because neoliberal academics all got so tremendously fucking high that they wrote shit like "history is over" or "it is physically impossible for two countries to go to war if both have a McDonald's"