1992: has anyone heard of the internet? I think this might be the next big thing 2025: has anyone found a way to destroy the internet? I think this might be the next big thing

The comic for January in my 2026 calendar 😌

You killed the man but not the idea

Got my performance review.

‘No’ says the man in Madrid, it belongs to the poor. ‘No’ says the man in el arzobispado, it belongs to God. ‘No’ says the man in Jaen, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose... Pryca...

Los carteles del Bioshock

not true

if my shithole charged $15 to sit on a bench I'd become The Skull Tyrant.

Podría ser yo perfectamente

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

i didn’t know you were supposed to write them down

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

Me acabo de enterar de que @grefusa.com tiene su sede en Alzira, espero que no estén enfadaos con nosotros.

deu sex

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Feijoo tajante: "Si yo entiendo que agredir a las mujeres y violarlas y todas esas movidas puede estar mal, pero es que es más fácil envolver a las mujeres en papel de burbuja gigantes y meterlas en un armario a que los hombres nos comportemos como si (casi) fuéramos seres humanos"

Pocas veces me pasa encontrarme una metáfora tan obvia en la calle.

i am now the proud owner of an @lisabug.bsky.social original

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month

It's the rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!

CINE EN MAYÚSCULAS

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

me disculpo de antemano por la tonter1a

thanks

I can fix him, says woman who is worse

Nada puede impedirme shippear como un hijo de puta, ni lo intentéis, ya es tarde.

Los camellos son más honrados que Mercadona

Le dijeron que NO tenía TALENTO y les dejó CUCÚ BANANAS

Hell yeah

PODRÍA BLUESKY CENSURARME ESTA???

they don't want you to joke about a man's death but then they're out there saying things like this

Friends & authorities in Makkari, Hokkaido were looking for an 87yo man who went missing while foraging for mushrooms. While Fuji News was interviewing his friends, the man emerged from the woods: "Hey guys, sorry." buff.ly/VCY9EP0

El Alien con Adidas no existe, solo está en tu imaginación. El Alien con Adidas: