You can jack off in a library exactly once.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Solid chance he doesn't know where he is

Justo pensaba el otro día que va siendo hora de hacer el remake.

Este finde hay COPA RYDER, el acontecimiento deportivo de LOS BUENOS.

esto no tiene nada que ver con su situación pero el hermano de pedro sanchez parece Joaquín Reyes haciendo de pedro sanchez

El climax de este puto libro.

American christians are so funny man

why does this look like borderlands DLC

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

If they want me to feel sorry for this guy, it's working. If my funeral turned into a vitriolic political rally for the Antichrist with several scams running in the background, I'm coming the fuck back.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Te estás muriendo divinamente, Shurq, te lo juro. Nunca había visto a nadie morirse tan bien como te estás muriendo tú. Qué irse, qué ahogarse, con qué parsimonia. Estoy disfrutando que no te lo puedes ni imaginar.

En cada capitulo de Tehol aparece un esquizo más en la chupipandi. Es una fantasía.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

A VER ESTUDIAO

very annoying to spend years trying to convince people to stop saying shit like 'the game sucks because it's on Unity' because game engines don't work that way and then every single Unreal Engine 5 Game is actually exactly like that

por qué me odian tanto las hormigas, que les ha hecho homera silkson

This has insane Devil May Cry vibes.

Pero luego con ese dinero inicial el nota se monta un conglomerado empresarial rentable. Sacó un 20 natural en fuerza y negocios y se empeña en la actividad ilegal que requiere sigilo.

You can precede any information with "Did you know that on tiktok people believe [highly outrageous thing]?" and I'd believe you

Tumblr lost 99.7% of it's value doing shit like this lmao Let's go, speedrun! KillYourWeb%

Buenas.

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

arroba @garabatxs.bsky.social

vale acabo de pegarme con la tipa esta en silson y ha sido increíble

COUNTRY ROOOOOADS

el problema que tiene juan valjuan es que no sabe escaparse de las cárceles, es un caso de skill issue de manual

Walt Disney would have seen the ghoulish digital simulacrum of himself, had visions of being Uncle Walt for the entire world forever, and gotten so hard he passed out

I agree that AI recreations of the dead are completely ghoulish but I also can't deny the two people who would be all in on having one done for themselves would have been Stan Lee and Walt Disney

El que no conoce a Dios (el snooker) a cualquier santo le reza (las drogas recreativas)

Mareas de medianoche es un libro increíble porque todas las subtramas van de magia y conspiraciones menos la de Tehol Beddict, que está en una película de Jose Luis Cuerda.

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