A lot of y'all owe this man your whole sense of humour; go drop a dollar: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

Slight chance Mamdani was individually responsible for a fifth of the cities murders and is now too busy to maintain that pace

It needed to come with a little blurb: "the movie knows its ridiculous and leans into it, you'll have fun if you go with it" Convinced several people who watched the first couple of minutes to stick with it like this

"fuck you i got mine"

Nothing drops panties like driving a station wagon full of stuff she thought would never fit

Some people have never stared into the void and laughed and its showing

The people yearn for station wagons that haul ass. A car that just looks like a bullet. Mom's minivan, but the hood has a giant air intake and it's slung low. Just a car that says, "I'm going to lap you on the track, and then I'm going to fuck my girlfriend in the fold down trunk bed."

Is Event Horizon a Warhammer movie?

Hell yea people were doing steles once again

My "backshots don't count as sex t-shirt" is causing many many questions

Every anthropomorphised universe presents novel new horrors, exploring them is part of what makes kid movies fun

I love the human instinct of "ive made something pretty good..." *slaps an egg on* "now we're fuckin talking"

We don't even know he was a shooter, maybe he was just on his way to fuck kash patel's girlfriend

It never stops being funny "i got sear training im elite" *wipes ass with hand then uses hand to drink from standing water* "mummysergeant my twummy huwts and it spooky"

stop posting that the shooter was trying to kill the president. the target could have been someone else there like taylor lorenz, the magician, or the guy who was fucking kash patel's girlfriend

Decent shot to hit a canadian from mexico

The man is so antisemitic he’s antisemitic in ways even Jews have to look up on Wikipedia. This guy is the “knows all of a band’s unreleased songs by heart” of antisemitism.

Distributed Denial of Skeets (DDoS) attack

swag is just cringe with self confidence

Shouldn't it be masculinity apogee

Ok, but the idea of a presidential cuck stool at scotus is definitely something to look into

"you think this is funny" "in a cosmic sort of way, yes" has been bouncing around in my head for months now

Pre humans 🤝 it danger get in hole 🤝 most advanced war fighters ever fielded

What a simple design, it looks like just about anyone could make this. What a fun weekend project!

Is this why they brought in a-10s?

New Folder New Folder (2) New Folder (3) New Folder asdf Nee Folder new

@nealip.bsky.social you were explaining how Gaza was lucky to have such a high proportion of coastline?

Winding the vice i put my entire dick and balls into tighter and tighter while screaming have you had enough yet

Can't afford to take two pumps at once in this economy.

I have faith trhw air force can convince him they're capable of war crimes with conventional weapons, i believe in them!

Like getting in a fight with a short guy and being surprised when he punches you in the dick

If you know a better use for marines than dying on the shore of an island they can't locate on a map I'd like to hear it.

Hear me out

Teeth are in a cave so there's stalagteeth and stalacteeth

People laugh at the art of war but sometimes failsons need to be told not to put their penis in a car door before slamming it shut

Honestly if a pfc can eat a piano i wouldn't get in his way

I think the "money breaks people's mind" starts at the point where you are wealthy enough that fines for behaviour are immaterial

Real ones offer it to their friends at the same time as the bread and salt

Betting on one death is illegal betting on a million deaths is profitable

The guy running CENTCOM's socials

Patrick Star *long drag on a cig* i havent heard that name in a long time

Me to my 4 yr old multiple times a day

Thats why the internet was good when they were forced to scream to connect to it, either we make the computer suffer or we have to suffer

Anarchists: we dont believe in states Me and 200 of my mates with guns: we do and you're on ours, leave now

Bitcoin is down 30% on the year but if you bought soy beans youd be up 10%

Is there a more satisfying dad feeling than nailing your 4yr old directly in the face with a fart

God i want to send this over a poorly reconnaissanced coral reef to land on a beach with fortified positions providing overlapping fields of fire so bad *bites finger knuckle

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with all due respect the end goal is not to prove that I am a good activist but to beat ICE. I have resources that are, at least, extremely unusual here in Minneapolis, and I do intend to fully use them towards that end.