Real ones offer it to their friends at the same time as the bread and salt

Betting on one death is illegal betting on a million deaths is profitable

The guy running CENTCOM's socials

Patrick Star *long drag on a cig* i havent heard that name in a long time

Me to my 4 yr old multiple times a day

Thats why the internet was good when they were forced to scream to connect to it, either we make the computer suffer or we have to suffer

Anarchists: we dont believe in states Me and 200 of my mates with guns: we do and you're on ours, leave now

Bitcoin is down 30% on the year but if you bought soy beans youd be up 10%

Is there a more satisfying dad feeling than nailing your 4yr old directly in the face with a fart

God i want to send this over a poorly reconnaissanced coral reef to land on a beach with fortified positions providing overlapping fields of fire so bad *bites finger knuckle

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with all due respect the end goal is not to prove that I am a good activist but to beat ICE. I have resources that are, at least, extremely unusual here in Minneapolis, and I do intend to fully use them towards that end.

what I do have are a very particular set of poasts. Poasts I have made over a very long career. Poasts that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Fit go now that'll be the end of it. I look out for you, I will pursue ice for you, but if you don't, I will Poast More

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The type of input devices Sodom and Gomorrah would build

Did it happen or is the world about to end, spin spin the wheel

thankfully my posts only ever go necrotic

this site seems to genuinely have an issue with viewing explanation as a form of endorsement

Y'all need to stop adding words to people's sentences then getting mad about the words you added

What keeps running through my head watching from far away is the lack of understanding by the admim that they're reshaping American community in a generational way such that people who might not crossed paths a year ago are now standing shoulder to shoulder for battle, those connections will last

In 1943 civil disobedience by the gentile spouses of Berlin’s remaining Jews (since only those with gentile spouses were left) stopped their deportation and most of these survived the war.

New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money

Kavanaugh stops are now Kavanaugh Kills

3 days before the term 'kinetic demand' enters the lexicon

starting to believe political journalists need some form of shock implant that zaps them every time they consider writing a book instead of reporting

The kind of thing that shows up in your replies if you suggest a bluesky elder isn't 100% right

Ask him if hes invading Atlantis instead, make clear to him that people think it's impossible and no one's ever done it

Mainstream reporting needs time to figure out exactly how this is trans people's fault

Adding, if you ever get the urge to describe something as "just common sense" please punch yourself in the nose

From what i can tell the point of sergeants is to make sure officers know enough to do what is obviously the correct choice of action without knowing so much it leads to them Having Ideas

One of the things that amazes me about the realism of survival games is how just like in real life i often forget to eat until i start taking damage

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X has started forcing the for you tab when you go to the site regardless of whether you had following active

Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. She’s gotten so much abuse for her extremely compassionate, humane - and in my opinion, common sense - views on children being hurt and killed in Gaza. But she’s not letting that silence her. Bless you Ms. R.  @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social

Theme song immediately playing in my head like pavlovs riff

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This is not AI!!! Help me remove this claim? Everyone who's visited me at cons has seen me do live drawings!! Who flags this?? @aimod.social

Theres people on here who dont know that Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland, Baron David Cameron of Chipping Norton fucked a pig

Its really struck me that 3 of the most consistent voices on Gaza have been: Francesca Albanese Greta Thunburg Ms Rachel All have been brutally smeared and stood firm. Heros

I was not prepared for 'epstein was killed because he was a patriot'

bskyteam go 19 hours without proverbially slamming their penis in a car door challenge

Fiction could never

Alito: you want me to stop putting food in my mouth so the government can stop poor people putting food in their mouths?! TO THE ALITOMOBILE!

The critical mistake ac's campaign made was calculating cuomomentum in a vacuum and not accounting for friction

Escalation is the only move a bully has

perfect is the enemy of good You'll always see flaws in the things you create but they'll always be better than the things you didn't create