When you hope that your preferred systems of government and power and city infrastructure would eliminate the existence of people you find unfuckable and undesirable, *we can see you.* No matter how well you think you're hiding it.

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Aw, thanks. He’s very bossy 😄 but he gets by on his looks. He’s even got a couple of special ladies in the neighborhood 🥰

The sale of this basket (or anything) will help pay for the dogs Heartguard medicine i have to buy next week.Sales have been a bit slow. Thanks. Large Multi Color Crocheted Basket Tote: Heavy Duty Yarn Storage 19 x 12 debbiecrochets.etsy.com/listing/1806...

He absolutely loathes having his picture taken. I took this almost ten minutes ago and he’s now laying in the same spot but with his back to me and his tail lashing.

"Dense" breasts have more glandular tissue (where milk can be produced) than fatty breasts, but all breasts have some of both. You cannot tell density by the way the breasts feel. About 40% of women have "dense" breasts. About 40% of cancers go unseen on a mammogram in dense breasts.

Here are some nice wild flowers

This is the hardest I have laughed in a while

I would also like the Democrats to stop just ceding the Republican framing of everything that matters we can't be the party of "nothing matters except tax cuts" when teachers have to buy school supplies with their own money and no one under 40 will ever be able to buy a house

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Kitty belly :3

googled len cariou because he’s in this ep of murder, she wrote and subsequently went down a sweeney todd rabbit hole

A wrist couch-push? Pretty irregular, the judges might not go for it.

ずん #土アップ祭り　#猫部　#CatsofBluesky #Caturday

Two Deer Lying Down by Franz Marc, 1912 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137725

I'm out of cat treats, so my very handsome, slightly portly middle-aged tuxedo cat is barreling around the house doing parkour about it. It's like having a ham in formalwear be angry at you.

I’ve been through the entire run of Columbo a few times—well, not those very last ones from the 80s, most of those are pretty grim—but S1 E1, “Murder by the Book,” despite its familiarity does not permit a half-distracted viewing. Why? It was directed by a young Steven Spielberg.

1) When you order from a restaurant & they decide to throw in so many extras (bread & butter or falafel, etc) that you get a second meal out of it 2) When the once-feral cat finally rolls over onto their back and demands belly scritches 3) This video www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HvK...

Alex... Krap 😎 (accolades pour in from all corners of the globe, Palantir dissolves out of pure abject humiliation, 6 billion reskeets, 111 billion upvotes, a new Golden Age dawns)

Although plants are a common motif in European manuscripts, medieval viewers would have hardly considered them commonplace. Dr. Jennifer Carnell shares ways that plant life appears in these manuscripts and what the illuminations may have meant to the people who made them: https://bit.ly/4bn96Sl

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

This also sounds like a Steve Martin stand-up routine.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

Remember how great The Odd Couple was?

if the usps has lost my fucking yogurt culture there’s gonna be hell to pay

Hey, kids... ...wanna read the complete run of the O.G. Star Wars newspaper comic strips, written by Archie Goodwin and drawn by (first) Russ Manning and (later) Al Williamson? They're the originals, not the colorized reprints... www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/c4y1n...

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

a wee potato

I say it’s time we shaved apes stepped aside and let our rodent cousins take a crack at building a functional society.

Corporal Chub (three-time FIPper) says “please help Ash survive and get all chonky like me!!!”

Smooth Randy

Yes, hi, I would like to trade my nervous system in for one that isn't stuck on "being hunted for sport" mode.

To those who never stop asking well, what do you expect the Democrats to DO??? Stop doing this for starters.

on behalf of ohio, i’m sorry. sorry we didn’t [redacted] this motherfucker before he was able to realize his political ambitions, that is

She is the apple guardian! Guardian of the apples! Doctors quiver before her!!!

Oh look! Some new ink brain paintings 🧪🐡🧠 artologica.etsy.com I loooove this one, with a quote from Hildegard of Bingen

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Paul I don't want to be working either but here we are

AI is better than humans because AI doesn’t get cancer. So let’s build data centers that we know will cause humans to get cancer. It’s a win all around. www.nbc4i.com/news/local-n...

Get his ass

One of Kyōto's most photographed pieces of scenery is a stretch of garden behind Jōnan-gū's (城南宮) main shrine. Here winter and spring collide with plum blossoms cascading over fallen camellia flowers...bright dots in a verdant green carpet. #Jōnangū #城南宮 #Kyoto #京都 #Japan

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

Maury’s promise to America: If elected, all cats will have a special place to lay where they can get brushies every single day.

Let’s go

get in loser we're riding the transmobile

This is so fuckin beautiful. Also you can’t tell me Donald O’Connor wasn’t absolutely shredded

Watching that movie, it's clear that Gene Kelly trained hard for many years to become a great dancer, and Donald O'Connor just sold his soul to the devil and screamed SATAN TAKE MY BONES AWAY

Glamour model dream duo 🐾