There was a show on ITV in the 90s that I liked. I don't remember anything much about it, except it was about a smartass kid who'd con and mess with people, and his introduction was walking into the room wearing a bra with tangerines in each cup, shimmying his boobs. Ferris Bueller type. Super cool

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck ICE

I think I've played 8 or 9 hours of assassins creed today. It's been blissful to not be real for the day, but man am I nauseous now I've stopped playing. I think I might do a little tai chi to loosen up a bit before bed while watching... hmm, what can I watch?

Gender reveal parties are still a thing, after a gender reveal gone wrong led to a wildfire that burned down half of California a few years ago? And they're still going wrong and hurting people?

I think I dreamt of my dad. I've woken up missing him terribly

My brain.

Nice to see some variety from the usual "I'm in love and it's the only thing I care about now" songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgc...

Waking up from a nap to see one of your favourite queer singers has a new song out about solidarity :D Enjoying the song :) Realising the video is all AI :( Checking the description to get it confirmed :'( Unsubscribing from yet another beloved AI channel :-l

Check out his funky hip gyration He must be taking his medication www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xD...

I've been clenching me arse for half hour coz I was told the guy would be here to check my boiler at 11. Why do I have to be awake and presentable when they don't have to show when they say? I could have stayed in bed another hour ><

Slurs are like the cocking of a pistol. They’re the sound promised violence makes

Time travel music. Bam, right back there in 1992 www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRtA...

youtube disabled playback speed control on streams so I can't catch up if I arrive late? Pfft, wank. Why does every update suck?

Finally got round to watching Killing Eve. had it on my computer since December. I didn't care for it. But I tried. And what a story for Kevin.

I remember it starts to fall apart a little bit toward the end but Allo Allo starts very strong. I love me a good farce and I'd forgotten how wonderfully silly this is :D

"The primate order includes lemurs, lorises, tarsiers, all brands of monkeys, and apes." So if the timeline had unrolled in a slightly different way, someone hiccupped while laying it out or there was a kink in the wiring somewhere, humans could have evolved from lemurs instead of apes

That is magnificent

Forrest Valkai is smart and knows things www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uC...

"If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there, in those swarming disregarded masses, 85% of the population, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength, they would have no need to conspire.

about 600 years ago on newgrounds, there was an animation that poked fun at ff7, including the frequency of random encounters - which jokes that it happens even if cloud just lifts his foot -- anyway my partner is learning that's whispers and /dote when playing a visibly femme character in ffxiv

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

Because you're all cool people I'm gonna do you a solid and make you aware of a cool thing. Museums are being required to return displayed artifacts to their origin countries, so they put them in storage instead. Join the team who steal them and send them home! store.steampowered.com/app/3972400/...

It's sodding cold, bloody nora

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

I saw a box of shreddies in Aldi and had a Pavlovian response remembering "HUNGAH STRIKES!" and "keeps hunger locked up til lunch" adverts felt so much more creative and memorable when I was a kid, we had some corkers in the 90s www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLN...

I haven't played my ukulele for a long time because my eyes can't read tabs anymore, but I can just see this in fullscreen and I love it enough I might have to try it. I teared up first time I heard it, it's so pretty www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ4I...

Much Ado About Jorts

I have an abrupt craving for honey nut loops, and I realise with great dismay that I think it was discontinued, I haven't seen it anywhere in years :(

If you’re still writing for, subscribing to, and sharing articles from the New York Times, you deserve to be told to go fuck yourself. The paper is actively, intentionally targeting trans people and giving seemingly endless page space to people who want to attack us. There is no debate on that.

Pretty sure that this woman "worried about birthrate" would be really favorable to forced sterilisation off people deemed "unworthy"...

I wonder how accurate you can get at flicking a booger. Wouldn't it be great to be able to snipe someone from across the room with a perfectly aimed booger right as they open their mouth?

In the future there will only be two jobs: Baby making and raising. Stoking the fire for 50 years and then straight in the fire yourself.

Gotta love how these technofascists wanna make sure the planet’s well populated when their beloved AI’s finished stripping it of all its resources.

Love that to British media an early-stage genocide against trans people is "questioning narratives", but people being upset about an organized pedophile ring involving most of the capitalist world's ruling class is a "moral panic"

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

It must be so cool to be able to just make shit like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ02...

Let's talk Bottom! What's your favourite episode? What line makes you laugh every time? youtu.be/JdEoze5uRas?...

I know I lose it now and then and am generally pissed off always, but I do hope my posts are on the whole a net positive, because I do enjoy a spot of reckless whimsy that I like to share. I should bitch about the world less but I hope I give ample opportunity to exhale sharply through your nose too

I have nothing to say except I'm high as balls and that's rad as hell, jam on *falls out of chair*

I feel seen! Sorry to be a buzzkill but I recently watched it again and spent a lot of it thinking "WOW, what an absolute bastard!" ABOUT TOM HANKS! I MEAN FOR FUCK SAKE THAT'S JUST WRONG! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsx...

What is it with shouting every other word in youtube titles? Anyway, "starfleet academy acotr ADMITS the entire PURPOSE is GAY PROPAGANDA" howls this dipshit with two men kissing in the thumbnail with the words "these people are sick!" reporting will do nothing I'm just so sick of it man, I'm tired

I dunno why boy and girl bands got a bad rap when I was a kid (I feel like people are more ambivalent these days) coz this still slaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fnd...

Steve Shives absolutely embodying the egregore of a particular subset of Star Trek fans xD www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0hn...

The "that's not autism folks" do be very annoying and I support blocking but also it is very funny how invested they are in proving that things are not autism. Yell all you want, trains belong to autistic people, I don't make the rules