If you've never seen Red Dwarf, consider this your instruction to go watch it coz it's a goddamn classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQ5...

The thing that fucks me up is that when these people lose a child to preventable illnesses, they usually get MORE extreme - because if they admit they were wrong, they would need to accept that they murdered their child

I often think of online friends I lost touch with, mostly when microsoft killed MSN messenger without warning so I couldn't save email addresses, and myspace went away unexpectedly, and other services got discontinued. I hope they remember me with positive feelings

The remedy to my ills is simple: a complete rebuild of my corporeal, psychological, social, and environmental circumstances.

Sam Beckett quantum leaps into the body of a native american and glimpses himself in the mirror, gasping "I'm an indian!" and another native american dude in the cell laughs "could be worse - you could be a white man, eh?"

That's a good list of things for a book to have!

Try to find someone to come get a letter from you in New York City and deliver it across town for $1. Now try to find someone to pick up that letter and deliver it to someone's home in San Francisco for that same $1. The USPS is a bargain for taxpayers and an essential service.

Government. Should. Not. Be. For. Profit.

Best case scenario would be if the merger were blocked on anti-trust grounds. Even better, break up WB into a series of independent studios. But that’s not how corporate capitalism works. So it's a choice between a soulless anti-cinema corporate entity or an openly fascist billionaire.

Billionaires should just play cookie crusher to get their Numbers Go Up fix and leave the world the fuck alone

One of the few cases where there is an extremely strong scriptural basis for a post-death realm of torment and pain where a specific set of people can and should expect to go

Fuck my mind's unraveling fast this past hour. I forgot how vicious existence feels when not softened around the edges by cannabis. I've given in at the risk of dry socket. I was just hit by this overwhelming tragic loss that I'll never have a family of my own, I dunno what to do with that

Is this not redundant? Should I check all three? Just autism? They're all autism. It's just autism.

I don't play Halo but that's a cool idea for a lamp www.robertdyas.co.uk/menkind-halo...

I love how humans invented nukes and are still like "we're not monsters, we're the good guys"

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future

A Merry Krampusnacht to all! 🖤❤️🖤

Too bad alt text is shit on this site. My options are listen to my shitty ereader mispronounce every word and try to figure out what the fuck, or to zoom waaaaay out so the writing gets too small to read in order to see it all. Why doesn't alt text scroll on this site?

It's very cool that you can buy Trek accurate wines startrekwines.com/collections/... but it is funny that they include Chateau Picard wine when there's an in-universe running joke that Picard's wine sucks

Gonna get a cat and call her Moopsy

You ever think about how you eat a sandwich? I usually eat it symmetrically, eat one corner then the other and work my way in. For some reason I just eat a sandwich one side to the other instead, and it felt w r o n g

Holy shit I thought my filters were pretty new on my newest vape (I've had it a little over a week I think) but the alcohol's gone brown immediately, these things were STONKING. I really need to take the time to clean my vape stuff more often but time goes so damn fast and suddenly it's been a week

If I ever meet Brent Spiner I'm not gonna mention Star Trek a single time, I'm gonna tell him I loved his work in Master of Disguise

I'VE BECOME U N S T O P P A B L E! *headbutts Y*

So like. Is RFK Jr ever gonna face consequences for causing a shitload of dead people?

Selling sites are very funny. "we saw you bought the hting you needed, here's another email advertising the shite you chose not to buy because they're on offer." Vape pens, microwaves, beds. You only need one good one, and they keep pestering me about black friday sales. It's over, move on

Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.

The part of me that enjoys confusing and annoying people really wants to make a dubstep mix of the Incredible Hulk theme, just coz I know it would be an abomination, a message to the world that I can suck too and no one can stop me xD

I'm not condoning violence, I'm just saying, voting is proving to be terribly ineffective at creating change and we're not exploring all our options. I'm personally in favour of shooting some people from a cannon into the sea where they'll be no tribble at all, coz a lot of folks need humbling

Well goddamn. I told the GP innnnnnn I think a year ago, that I wanted a vasectomy. My dad got it done two or three days after asking. It's taken them a YEAR to ring me and ask if I still want it. Well the missus and I broke up in fucking May so no, I guess I don't now, kleenex doesn't get pregnant

Who exactly, aside from billionaires, who are almost all aligned with the Republican party and won't back Newsom anyway, is this for? Does he think the Democratic base is pro-billionaire? After what we've seen the last 10 years?

Today's anger is brought to you via my mother telling me she's putting off the knee surgery she's desperate for because my brother fucked his license by speeding and driving under the influence so there's only one car in the family for the next 3 years. Bro never even apologised for fucking us over.

Sounds pretty good, and at 108 pages, I might actually finish it the same year I start it, a rare thing with my reading ability :p

Yknow what, everyone's favourite Christmas movie, Die Hard, is stressful as shit

This got me emotional www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZPS...

When I rule the world, disputes will be settled via dildo slap duel. First person to catch the other with a proper clean dildo slap across their face wins. It will be televised. Climbing frames, blindfolds, moving platforms. Basically Gladiators. But exclusively dildo fights. And goofy music.

*sighs sadly* www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Ib...

Making a mental note of the people around me who pronounce it jiff so I remember to pronounce it jraphics to make them comfortable

"just because white people didn't do it doesn't mean it was aliens" and all that aside, those programs about ancient aliens building the pyramids and stuff are entertaining as hell, even knowing full well it's bullshit. Especially knowing full well it's bullshit, really. It's just fun to think about

Put the majest of this in your brain!

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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

I'll watch literally anything with Star Trek in the title, but it's weird seeing that poster for Starfleet Academy, knowing what I do of the series, and having it feel like a cosy sitcom rather than goofy action adventure in space communism.

Wait, when did my youtube feed become so full of tai chi and exercise videos? Did I become someone who exercises at some point? YeS? how the fuck?

burn it down

This is also why if I see someone shoplifting, no I didn't. Corporations won't notice but your baby will appreciate the formula you shoplifted for them ^_^

Insert a movie into another movie Charlie Says No Retreat No Surrender