It's taken 155 hours but I'm finally closing in on the end of Assassins Creed Shadows. Not the worst AC game, but overall a disappointment. Nice looking though. I've got through a lot of podcast while exploring, which is the main reason I play AC games really, to accompany stuff I wanna do more lol

I too support launching crypto bros into space.

This could be funnier than the Titan submersible

facebook just popped a notification that it was someone's birthday yesterday. Would've been handy if facebook had popped a notification that it was someone's birthday on the same day so I could do something about it :p

Moulin Rouge :3

"My Annie, with the golden hair" "Oh, it's grey now." "I see... only the gold" 😭

"Meetings are held, emails are sent, phone calls are made, and something like 520,000 children die of malnutrition, diarrhea, tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV." prospect.org/2026/05/22/w...

Gay little elf with his magic wand.

I've been following a dude from Kuwait recently who talks about Arab representation in movies and stuff and it is WIIIILD how much racist shit they put in movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIjZ...

dudes rock

So bluesky doesn't scroll alt text on pc, but it does on phone. So now when someone posts a poem or something that takes up more than about 14 lines of alt text, if I wanna read it I can find it on my phone. This site is getting on my tits of late I don't mind telling you.

It reminds me of the scene in LITTLE CAESAR where gangster Edward G. Robinson (an irl art enthusiast) asks how much a fine painting in a gilded frame cost and, shocked at the price tag, declares that “Boy, those gold frames cost plenty of dough!” That's what we're dealing with.

According to clearsky, JD Vance is the most blocked person on bluesky xD Jesse Singal is 7th. I love that blocking blocks people on this site

Politicians are extremely stupid about trans people and genocide but I'm gonna need some to start speaking explicitly about saving the bees coz once they die off, all the other bollocks isn't gonna matter much

Violence is the question. Yes is the answer. Assholes who make deepfakes lose their spleen priviledges.

blah blah violence isnt a good answer whatever i dont care because this kind of shit is why i believe that every girl should be given a knife

You ever be chatting to someone, it's just light, kinda surface level maybe, but pleasant enough, enjoyable company, chill vibes, they're alright. And for no reason, unprompted, out of the very depths of fucking what, arises the thought "would they drop if I karate chopped them in the neck?"

This took a month to make. It's awesome, and for the work put into it, special. AI could whip up something similar in 20 seconds, but it would be nowhere near as amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIz3...

Flange 2.0

Here's one for all the flagshaggers out there www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI5o...

Looking at this and all I can think is "I wonder if @commandersterling.bsky.social has seen this yet and what thoughts have they? xD

There's a lot about American politics that's deeply fucking weird, but maybe the most deeply fucking weird thing right now is how people are GUSHING about the trump bunker ballroom, saying it took centuries for someoen great enough and all that BOLLOCKS.

It should be legal to bitch slap people who are a dick about knowing something you don't know. Someone acts condescending or treats you like you're stupid for not knowing something, BAFF, shut the fuck up, just explain, you dick, then we can both enjoy knowing the thing. Revolutionary!

Timeline cleanse www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNg...

This is like tapping your house's burglar on the shoulder as he leaves and asking, "Hey, could you spot me a twenty? I'm a little short after what you just did."

Saw someone respond to Greg Abbott cutting SNAP with gushing praise. Their bio wrote "if anything offends you, feel free to BLOCK me!" So fair enough, I blocked them, and felt really good doing it. What kind of cunt do you have to be to celebrate people going hungry? These ppl think heaven awaits em

Militant Mary — Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, 1914

Good to see tiktok still won't let me follow anyone or track my likes. That's too bad, there are some very nice thirst traps on there :p

Times infinity

Lyric videos sound good in theory but so many of them use an unreadable font, often stylised to the point of illegibility, or the timing is weird. This one's flying through space while the lyrics show and it's giving me motion sickness. Am I more fucked in the head than I thought or does this suck?

A far cry from how the media tells me all Muslim women dress. So I looked for more info regarding burqas and are they mandatory. The internet tells me they're a subject of significant debate, "particularly in Western countries" which tells you a lot doesn't it :p www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtIy...

‪They're out of stock now, huh? I must have ordered one of the last in stock. Just got my kufiyah from www.kufiya.org/products/bla..., it's lovely, a heavier material than I expected, and that's good. I think it'll be very comfortable

Just saw a video of someone faking a fall to see what her dog would do. She lands face down and lies still. Dog IMMEDIATELY jumps on her ass and starts humping. So don't act like dogs can't be trained to do that on command. I've seen people all "dogs are too nice" but when they're trained not to be?

I just don't get why people are less mad at billionaires than they are at refugees

Solidarity with penguins. At least they know how to fight back.

Screw "could" we gotta make this happen because it would make Davy A happy and that's demonstrably good for the planet

I sometimes think of the Bill Hicks bit where he's sat reading a bookin a cafe and the waitress asked him not what he was reading, but "what are you reading for?" I dunno how anyone can be so incurious. I've wanted to know everything about everything since I was about 20.

I've got to stop making plans on consecutive days. I went shopping yesterday, it wrecked me. Only got plans to go to mam's for dinner today but I'm so tired I can barely breathe. Just spent 20 minutes on the toilet. Nothing gross, I just kept dozing off :P I need to lie down a few more days

I love my trans friends so much ;.; PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE AND ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE LOVED EVEN WHEN THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY IS FAILING YOU

Can't focus. I'm clearly not high enough yet

Listening to music from 2000 and just feeling lighter remembering life pre-9/11. Maybe it's my ignorance I miss, politics didn't get stupid in 2001 after all, but I feel like it evolved into some mutant beast of stupid after that. Music from then hits different

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now