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"Okay everybody! You'll notice the bowl full of gummies in the middle of the table. Most of these are just regular fruit gummies, but also sprinkled in there are melatonin gummies, a scant handful of edibles, and one gummy is filled with LSD. Enjoy and good luck!"

Yourself but as a cartoon:

Using alt text is a way to be kind that you can start doing right now. It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).

1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant

Nothing can encapsulate how I feel about AI quite like this clip where Dylan Hollis is trying to convert half a pound (weight) and gets returned British currency. youtube.com/shorts/N__x3...

A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵

I hate my brain. I was watching a YouTube Short about the Scooby Gang and Fred makes an offhand comment after being called Frederick "...and it's Fred. Unless were dating, then it's Freddie." followed by pretty much everyone in the Gang calling Fred "Freddie". 🧵

I'd like a setting on BlueSky where it hides skeets that don't allow replies. I understand why that'd be the case with some people and some topics, but it's frustrating seeing a skeet, having input, and being unable to say anything.

Columbo.

no new pictures Where are you at mentally

I have never used ChatGPT, and unless they disguise it in some way, I never will. I've also uninstalled Copilot twice already. No AI for me.

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

I gotta share a fantastic edit of this.

I gotchu, homie.

Tampa, Florida born and raised, so for me that'd be the Hillsborough River, which flows from the Green Swamp to the Tampa Bay.

@transsalamander.bsky.social I saw this and immediately thought of you: the difference between G1 Megatron and Bay Megatron www.youtube.com/shorts/L3S9Y...

natch chat saw "goose horse" and immediately latched onto "gorse"

Boycott Hilton

I made biscuits and gravy for myself and the wife, then pretty much spent all day playing Lightyear Frontier.

Going into 2026 like...

I feel like there should be an unlockable Trait if you fill a car with garbage parts. Also, there should be a scrap part for every slot. #keepdriving

New Years plans: go to Yesterday Island and watch the ball drop. Then go 3 miles to Tomorrow Island and watch the ball drop. Problem, space-time continuum? 😏

I was looking at a package of gummi bears I was given and noticed they're referred to on the packaging as gummi bear *cubs*. that weirded me out before I remembered that my favorite british tv character is known for eating jelly babies and it make me wonder what other jelly kids there are?

dude tossed a salad before waiting for the douche water to clear out.

The fact that the *digital post* that this is quoting *isn't available anymore* is just 😙🤌

we've been working on this road trip management rpg where you "battle" against mundane things on the road for the past 5ish years and as we're new to Blusky we'd really appreciate some help reaching out here too. If you see this please RT and share the summer road trip. 🫶 #keepdriving

It's ironic that there's a famous meme which is just a picture of Ricky Gervais doing one of his big laughs and a quote about how he doesn't care if you're offended. It gets shared all the time. It's ironic because I don't know of another comedian as easily offended as Mr Gervais.

Beans

@cait.bsky.social @transsalamander.bsky.social always love these moments when I get a 2-for-1 on orange cats in my feed.

you ever been asleep and had a dream-fight with someone and wake up in the middle and realize how dumb the fight was? my wife and I were arguing because I was holding onto vacuum cleaner bags for Malevola from Dispatch. she just said "hold this", passed 'em, and left. what the hell even is my brain?

family guy has ruined me

If you are still on X/Twitter in any capacity as an artist, get off there right freaking now.

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

No surprises here.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

My therapist : "Bald Al Yankovic doesn't exist, he can't hurt you." Bald Al Yankovic:

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky. THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement. THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.

Four tommy guns might be a bit much for level 2 skeletons. 😳 #pixelart #gamedev #animation #soundon

Rest easy, Rebecca Heineman

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

Two words: rose gold.

I grew up taught that two topics that are *never* talked about in polite company are religion and politics because of how divisive they are. Now it feels like that's all anyone wants to talk about, and everyone is perpetually pissed at everyone else.

Please take this advice based on the life and death of Tycho Brahe (the real one, not the Penny Arcade one): Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold. If you gotta piss, go piss.

TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady. I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.

do you think they're called brochures because they hope after you read it you say "bro, sure"?

This is complete hogwash

struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide

Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked