Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

A story in three parts

If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.

A coworker sees me heading to lunch with a tumbler of water and are like "don't they hate it when you bring an outside drink?" I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."

Aight hear me out: Stroopwaffel but instead of caramel dulce de leche I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea

The more I think about it, the more I like the theory that Dr. Mario isn't simply Mario, but a doctor, but actually a third Mario Brother, who went into medicine instead of plumbing. Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario. Their colors combined make the Italian flag.

#hollowknight boss progression is so funny because you go from "maggot in a shell" to "literal ancient god" like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg

birds more or less understand english but speak mostly pidgin

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

Yes, I am old enough to have played all of these games on release.

"Out of the three mass shootings today..."

Don’t disturb the naps #catsky

When You Need a Long List of Sweet Cat Wholesomeness.

How to be an ally to disabled / #immunocompromised people: Wear a mask in public Don’t minimize the harms of COVID to chronically ill ppl Don’t minimize harms of COVID to yourself / family / friends Don’t refer to COVID in the past tense (e.g don’t say “during COVID” if u mean “during lockdown”)

I'm a sucker for madeleines with a nice hot cup of Yorkshire Gold.

I never realized he was a crack shot like that 😏

there is something that has been driving me nuts for a couple of days now, and it's a term for when a concept is the perfect example of a concept, and the turn of phrase is "the {BLANK} ideal", and I can't for the life of me recall the middle word. If anyone knows this word please let me know.

imo the best way to play Cyberpunk 2077 is Nomad, Corpo, then Streetkid. the more you play, the more familiar you are with Night City, and I feel like playing through this way reflects that.

"Pull the other one."

Slightly diminish a book A Tale of Two Towns

It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.

If you see this QRP with a title screen that’s iconic to you.

Always repostin'

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

I have a vision i am an ARTIST

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

I feel like The Elder Scrolls as a franchise would be pretty far into the "sword" arm of this axis if it weren't for the dwemer. As it stands, it feels right in the middle.

this rock looks delicious

Feels like every day i gotta go through the same dance with some program: "Hey! Check out [NEW FEATURE]!" >Shut off [NEW FEATURE] >Never prompt me about [NEW FEATURE] again

pretty sure I saw her at the bar. the fella she was with seemed kinda young...

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Pass it on.

"Meh, he's dead enough." Later they found his skeleton on four cinderblocks.

@lemmons214.bsky.social I thought you'd enjoy this mash-up of Phoenix Wright and My Cousin Vinny

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

An important PSA about activated charcoal and medications like HRT: (summary: activated charcoal can flush hrt out of your syatem) youtube.com/shorts/V8k5l...

More amazing pro-trans satire from @theonion.com. We all need a little laughter in our day, so read and repost 👇 I am loving and saddened that The Onion is most trans-positive media out there.

A doodle of a Zaku urbanmech

i don't know why i made this

This is not a trap, this is genuinely adorable. Best with sound on so you can hear the pitter-patter.

I never really thought of myself as a picky shit, but apparently... www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...

companies putting their games on steep discounts right before a steam sale is absolutely next-level diabolical. close enough that people have the money to spend already earmarked, but not actually part of the sale where your discount gets lost in the wash