repost with an image where they're squaring up when you bust out the doohickey

My social battery anymore is like a crappy off-brand AAA or something. I try to be polite and all that but even chit-chat with a cashier while my groceries are rung up is exhausting anymore. I definitely couldn't work in a call center or something.

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.

Emmenthaler, yes, and Mr. Bubble.

Alternate suggestion: *no inventory*. Once you find one of a thing, you have all of that thing that you can need.

It just hit me that any time you see a stereotypical Russian man in a videogame or whatever, their defining characteristic is they are very big and strong. See: Karnov, Zangief, Heavy. When is a company going to be brave enough to make a Russian twink?

The circle of life.

the daily grind 😔🦈 #art #sharks

i gotta stop naming my minecraft worlds shit like "hungbob squarecock" this is why i cant play multiplayer

heh. "spoon". a spoon has a bowl. i dunno what that thing was. 😏

You can't have *shit* in this mushroom kingdom.

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Mjoll the Lioness and she told me about her childhood watching the ships near Solitude with her mother.

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy

slightly* increase a band Gigadeth (*a matter of perspective)

slightly increase a band Bowling Five Soup

Dogs. 🐶 Are. My. Gods.

Capitol Tour Guide Keeps Pointing Out Hidden Spots With Uninterrupted Sight Lines

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot

I guess until we figure out how to make my website be alive again I will be posting comics over here www.jephjacques.com/comics and on my patreon www.patreon.com/jephjacques

You can never go home again.

Oh hey! A game I've been watching has just released. "Adorable Adventures", where you play as a baby boar trying to reunite with his family after a forest fire.

I don't know if I'm paranoid or just jaded or what, but this feels like a sneaky way to build a database of trans people.

My life in video game hats (How many 🎩 do you recognize?) #pixelart

Literally the only thing I respect Reagan for is cracking jokes with the medical team who was set to work on him. "I hope you're all Republicans." (Ironically, the surgeon was a democrat)

Dream casting: Muppet Lord of the Rings What muppets get what roles, who stays human, and who plays them? I'll start: I can see Sam Eagle as Saruman.

I tried. He said, "please leave my house, you're scaring my children". selfish

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Jesus Harlem-globetrotters Christ

we need a modern day Robin Hood: steal from the British Museum, return them where they belong.

Does anyone know the actual not-offensive term for the stage act where you spin plates on sticks? I've always heard it as "Chinese Juggler", but that feels very wrong.

Samuel L. Jackson as Jules from Pulp Fiction dressed as a """doctor""". 😏

Looks like BlueSky is shitting the bed again...

Not the fun ones, no. Just caffeine, ibuprofen, and topical lidocaine. Maybe later it'll be some flavor of ethanol, but that's the hardest I can go.

this is what the straightest dock in the world looks like 6 drinks in

There's a protest in Burbank, right now against Hilton Hotels for housing ICE FUCK HILTON. Stay somewhere else. Thank you for your attention to this matter 🚫 Hilton.

I didn't hear the leadup, but I wanted to share a burn I heard while walking. Two guys were talking and I suddenly heard one of the guys pipe up with: "Oh my God that is the dumbest thing I ever heard. Are you high? Are you a *crystal* Methodist?" i was fighting for my life trying not to laugh

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) The Mod Squad (1968-1973)

Me literally any time I see David Tennant.

Is this a spelling bee?

Turns out, Jack is fine, and he's got more details about the 3.5 Shadow Drop hitting TOMORROW! Livestream today!

Why does every Pokémon battle have to be an actual fight? I wanna see a Pokémon rap battle. Decide shit over a foot race. Who can make better cupcakes? There are so many more competitions out there.

"Can you explain how a bomb works?" "Well I don't like someone, I make a phone call, and they go away."

He seems fineeeee... so yea, anyway April 15th! Stay tuned for more info soon. we think. #TheLastCaretaker

"The new price point for games is $70" no. your price point for games should be $20. Adjust your games accordingly. Smaller game, simpler graphics, less *spectacle*, more fun.

If the issue is that you find yourself forgetting to include alt-text, and you mean to do so, there is a setting for that! In Settings, under Accessibility, there is an option where an image will not post without alt-text. I personally have that issue, and this has really helped me.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Scope out all that is new in Update 3.0! #thelastcaretaker #GameUpdate #NewFeatures

The meaning of life is an everlasting pursuit of comfort. The kicker is to define what you require for "comfort", whether physical, mental, or spiritual.

It is too late Mother, I have seen everything.