“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

No surprises here.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

My therapist : "Bald Al Yankovic doesn't exist, he can't hurt you." Bald Al Yankovic:

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

So I've been working on a settlement in No Man's Sky. THE GOOD: I have all of the buildings S-rank, and a literally impossible happiness for my Settlement. THE BAD: somehow I only have one settler, and I can't figure out how to get more.

Four tommy guns might be a bit much for level 2 skeletons. 😳 #pixelart #gamedev #animation #soundon

Rest easy, Rebecca Heineman

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

Two words: rose gold.

I grew up taught that two topics that are *never* talked about in polite company are religion and politics because of how divisive they are. Now it feels like that's all anyone wants to talk about, and everyone is perpetually pissed at everyone else.

Please take this advice based on the life and death of Tycho Brahe (the real one, not the Penny Arcade one): Nature is a call you shouldn't put on hold. If you gotta piss, go piss.

TIL there are special utensils for sufferers of Parkinson's disease that use small motors to counteract the tremors and hold your food steady. I think that's an incredible innovation, and we need more of that.

do you think they're called brochures because they hope after you read it you say "bro, sure"?

This is complete hogwash

struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide

Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked

New awareness campaign

At the top of my wish list for options in Excel is a single click shortcut to apply filters and freeze the top row. It feels like every new spreadsheet I work with needs that done.

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post something random or you'll have an awful november

the one thing I hate about *popular product you can make at home* is that it rarely tastes as good as the popular product. I know that I can make my own cold brew coffee, but it sucks when I make it. I prefer "stok" in the purple bottle.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible from Thelma & Louise.

Mash up bands: My Life With The Thrill Kill Blue Oyster Kult

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

A story in three parts

If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.

A coworker sees me heading to lunch with a tumbler of water and are like "don't they hate it when you bring an outside drink?" I'm like "these ppl are getting minimum wage, I could roll in with a 40 and they wouldn't give a fuck."

Aight hear me out: Stroopwaffel but instead of caramel dulce de leche I haven't been able to find any evidence that someone made this, but it feels like such an obvious idea

The more I think about it, the more I like the theory that Dr. Mario isn't simply Mario, but a doctor, but actually a third Mario Brother, who went into medicine instead of plumbing. Luigi Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario Mario. Their colors combined make the Italian flag.

#hollowknight boss progression is so funny because you go from "maggot in a shell" to "literal ancient god" like just for this it deserves to be called a jrpg

birds more or less understand english but speak mostly pidgin

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

Yes, I am old enough to have played all of these games on release.

"Out of the three mass shootings today..."

Don’t disturb the naps #catsky

When You Need a Long List of Sweet Cat Wholesomeness.

How to be an ally to disabled / #immunocompromised people: Wear a mask in public Don’t minimize the harms of COVID to chronically ill ppl Don’t minimize harms of COVID to yourself / family / friends Don’t refer to COVID in the past tense (e.g don’t say “during COVID” if u mean “during lockdown”)

I'm a sucker for madeleines with a nice hot cup of Yorkshire Gold.

I never realized he was a crack shot like that 😏

there is something that has been driving me nuts for a couple of days now, and it's a term for when a concept is the perfect example of a concept, and the turn of phrase is "the {BLANK} ideal", and I can't for the life of me recall the middle word. If anyone knows this word please let me know.

imo the best way to play Cyberpunk 2077 is Nomad, Corpo, then Streetkid. the more you play, the more familiar you are with Night City, and I feel like playing through this way reflects that.

"Pull the other one."

Slightly diminish a book A Tale of Two Towns

It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.