You kids can't be inside all day playing videogames. Go outside and smoke some cigarettes

🐲 #estinien #ffxiv

oh good, another ride to an appointment that never bothered to show up thaaaaaaanks driver guy, hope whatever you fucked off to do was more important than fucking me over for another 3 months

this little dog has a whine pitched so perfectly that it enters the base of my spine, turns my spinal fluid into cottage cheese, and then proceeds to attack the inside of my skull with an ice pick it's like a squeaky wheel met nails on a chalkboard and had a fucked up rusty gate hinge baby

i survived, bitch

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

dying laughing because the comments are full of ninja turtles and ghostbusters 2 references

she's about to tell mrs. frisby to go to the door in the rosebush and ask for justin or nicodemus

my new app Frodo uses cutting-edge technology to identify anybody who wants to destroy democracy then it sends a wee man to shank them

“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi… … If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”

dog just threw up all over my bed and blanket, which now has to be thrown away. happy fucking new year.

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

tyrant rkgk

Holmgang

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

overhead at badgerhaus: "THERE'S LIKE 30 HAPPY FUCKING TREES IN THE BACKGROUND, JOSH"

obsessed with this youtube channel called all the gear, and it's kind of like a low-budget top gear, except it's two weird brit dudes fucking around in the countryside instead of three

ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to lay in bed

i guess my lower legs and feet just kinda feel cold but like i'm wearing thick wool socks all the time now

I would very much like to see Benoit Blanc's episode of The View

Jon Stewart and the pod saves guys mocking people who wear masks while talking about What Is To Be Done is exactly what Jon Stewart and the pod saves guys are, it's the most Jon Stewart and pod saves guys thing possible.

I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING

whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"

i would 100% watch an anime about my facebook marketplace mig23

i've go two different trials to do in ffxiv (zelenia on one, the doomtrain on the other) so i'm going back to bed

not gonna lie, the only thing i miss about overwatch is the sheer square acreage of muscle-y man chest, but that's why fanart exists

Demon Rocker Lifeweaver relaxing after a performance perhaps

태그를 적극 활용하면 좋을 거 같은데 고민... #estinien #ffxiv

Yeah I’m a GAMER General Anxiety disorder MEdication Resistant

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a realm reborn heavensward shadowbringers #サンウリ #Thanuri

Raid-di-de of the Lost Di-de-do-do

Playlist Dungeon, a 1-page "songcrawl" #ttrpg where you build characters and dungeons from your favorite songs, is out in the wild, along with the Wu-Tang inspired intro adventure, "Last Chamber". Check it out and start your own playlist below!

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Too many details to go into, it’s been a long hard road and I’m slowly but surely falling behind. Company I’ve been with 6 yrs is a zombie now after government and economic chaos, out of money, health insurance ends at the end of the year. Please help if you can or share widely 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤👇👇👇👇👇

Me when Tyrant

thanks to The Discourse about campaign tampons it's become one word in my head now campons! (campaignons if they were distributed in the campaign region of fra -- *yanked off screen by a giant hook*

you guys need a better recurring character than will stancil

i really feel like we need to make fun of these people for going for "heritage" as a descriptor, like they're tomatoes or turkeys or some shit. it's more country-sounding window dressing to add legitimacy to these f-250-driving suburbanite redneck cosplayers

coffee and a bowl while making drugs on the moon

i have determined that ilya rozanov isn't a golden retriever, as per the common descriptor for silly, charming white guys, he's more like a yellow lab that likes to fart under the blankets

Kelpies, Scotland

good morning estinien nation #ffxiv

when i die i'm somehow still going to be seeing wil stencil posts. like the goddamn mortician is going to tattoo them on the insides of my eyelids. no matter what i do. death, taxes, and stencil the pencil traipsing through rakes

fuck it, this will be the year of t and whatever it takes to get top surgery. manifesting no longer feeling like a shit-lump for myself in 2026

it's going to be so fucking funny if i can leverage this to get my foot in the proverbial door, like the one good thing to come out of figuring this out so late