Don’t talk to me or my large son ever again

turnabout corner!

spread the good word

11TH ANNIVERSARY OF HEAVENSWARD MEANS 11TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE DRK QUESTS LETS GOOOO

always something really funny about watching people in full paid glam use emotes that only come with statues that cost hundreds of dollars just for them to 0dps 100% medica II uptime

helped a friend through the clyteum yesterday 🫡

They scheduled sort of check in/feedback meetings with the big boss of my lab at work for next month and they split us all in groups across four meetings and my group is aLL NEW HIRES EXCEPT FOR ME

lrp I accidentally spent $30 on one latte and one breakfast sandwich the other day. category 5 little treat event for my bank account

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

cursed by a witch that if i don't post a dilf on fathers day i d*e #aceattorney

Me when anything after I smoke 🍃:

which pervert was responsible for this

涼みエメアゼ♀

Hot married women in my area WANT me

the old man who works the self-checkouts at the whole foods near work gave me a 50% discount on my berry chantilly cake slice when he was entering it manually bc the barcode was fucked up. may the lord smite his enemies 🥹🙏🏻

crying

I love scion discourse because you can really tell who has never had coworkers before

2020

we would have mourned her with you. #ffxiv

너 유령 믿냐

are you moving forwards or backwards

hello everyone I'm alive. i finished ff5 recently so here's some exdeath boobs (and a golbez)

🌊

ウリエンジェ

#uricred 装備を記憶だけを頼りにふわっと描いたから全然違うかも

you see kids the price of a video game console used to go down after a few years instead of up

I try very hard to seem like I’m okay on the outside but the reality is I haven’t been okay ever since I found out Thancred purposely switched from watashi to ore in Japanese

new record for how long my roommate will leave costco rotisserie chickens on the counter at room temp and still use them for meal prep: 3 days!!!!!!!

A quick FFXIV meme for fun, Thancred does not get much sleep #art #fanart #ffxiv #urianger #thancred #endwalker #loporrit

Most important purchase of my life has been made

lrp it has also recently come to my attention that there are people who think the “mad” part of UMAD is just made up and not like. you know. referring to Dancing Mad

i could not give less of a fuck about anything than what acronym people use to refer to an ultimate but people getting angry at UMAD means that it's objectively perfect for the kefka ulti

the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing, xenosys is banned for 14 days 12 days before ulti. there is much pain in the world but not on my feed right now.

lrp things I’ve tried to tell my cutscene skipper friends

This serves a critical, functional purpose of grounding the WoL in the world and the people in it—the thing they care about a lot that pays off in loftier moments. I think FFXIV would be a lesser game without them.

so we're all agreed that we really do have to call it UMAD now, right?

lrp BLESSSSSSS

shinryu ja ja didn’t even lay any eggs. what was the point