Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars

Talmbout some “what you finna get into tonight” My brother in Christ… These uggs This lime a rita This heating pad And Beyoncé 2 hands 2 heaven till somebody do a wellness check on me

My wife and I are closing on a house tomorrow. I asked @casandrafaith.bsky.social if she imagined this life when I first slid in her DMs 4 years ago. She did not🥲. Moral of the story - Shoot your shot, Fellas. 🏠💍🐶🐱

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

"This isn't the America I know." Black people:

Can someone dial the Unprecedented Times meter back down to a respectable number because I’m tired.

My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?

"Money is Money" is also a current philosophy for Alyssa and Nneka.

this is literally never not accurate

I feel like I’m drinking fancy ginger ale when I pop one of these open.

You had me at "absolutely nothing"

lol how #bluesky #blacksky is feeling this morning:

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

It aint like it was a few years ago... it's studs now... a stud will get your wife and children in their new home by the end of Q4

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

My momma bestie is my auntie My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie "Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family "That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community

Kids don’t need all this candy… 🤣🤣 it’s not healthy for them..

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

Autism is in the penises ??????

Had I known Sean from Real World Boston would be this obtuse I would have hated him harder on the show. #mtv

It needed to be said

I cannot believe what we are subjected to, day after day.

Are yall ever just sitting around and out of the blue you remember — again — that all of this is because of ONE Black President?!! Just the one!!

I really don’t like either of them tbh.

Two-time MVP Elena Delle Donne posted about Collier in her Instagram story, adding: "It's the care for the human part for me. I'm still not sure if Cathy knows I retired. Heard from everyone but her." #wnba

Napheesa Collier logs first career dunk #WNBA

Yay, my second favorite ally! Can’t wait for the team announcements. #wnba #unrivaled

I have no interest in finding common ground with people who would hang me from a tree given the chance…

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

This is such a dumb presidency… i can’t believe I’m living through this…. AGAIN

"Mind you, respectfully, Aliyah Boston commits the most fouls in the WNBA" - Chiney 🤣

I honestly realized AB plays dirty during Unrivaled. I don’t remember her playing like this with Dawn but maybe she did.

Yes, but only Coach Brondello’s job was taken.

I think I’m gonna wait until the last day and just binge the #Unrivaled announcements 😅

Somebody call CarMax!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #WNBA

Replace them all. Primary every single one. They are useless to us as we fight this autocracy.

“Got my baby daddy actin like my baby mama.” - #CardiB #bars

So all the games are going to 3 in this first round I guess 🙃. #wnba

The way I wanted to jump through the tv and FIGHT that man!! #ThePitt

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Being mad at Angel’s comments when your mostly healthy team gets shellacked by a team being held together by hardship contracts, ibuprofen, and thoughts and prayers is crazy. #wnba

Ahem 🗣️ @casandrafaith.bsky.social