my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I reappropriated this in honor of today

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

starting to think podcasts are the problem

WAIT THEY CAN DRESS UP THE ZAMBONIS WHY DONT ALL THE TEAMS DO THIS

If you think this is exhausting, imagine being Iranian.

AOC's statement earlier was pretty much a model for what a Dem that is not in leadership (or even one that is) should be doing.

Hearst: U.S. Rep. John Larson of Connecticut has filed articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump, accusing the president of war crimes and piracy. www.ctinsider.com/politics/art...

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Is there anything they can’t predict

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literally every time I get this error I go DID IT HAPPEN

He is Rizzo. #easter

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

Maureen Dowd:

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

#NoKings from the arctic in Utqiaġvik, Alaska the northernmost city in the entire USA!

crucially, he did not say in which direction

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

“Blah,” said Toad.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

There’s at least a 25% chance that Streisand wasn’t supposed to sing and she brought her own microphone from home

sample ✨

Once again.

Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar are yelling at Trump after his complaints about DHS shutdown. "You have killed Americans," Omar yelled. Trump seemed to address remarks to them that ended "you should be ashamed of yourselves" before Republicans started cheering

You can't fool me. That's Lore and Thomas Riker.

Me when that's what I'm fucking talking about:

the hunt

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Minnesota, you are loved.

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

UPDATE FROM NICOLLET: After the shooting, maybe a heavily armed ICE officers rushed to the scene. They then either got trapped or refused to leave, leading to a near-riot - awful situation. The state seems to have removed ICE and all law enforcement, and the crowd is now a furious, peaceful protest.

i was at the scene shortly after ICE executed a man they were piled on top of. my report and photos are on webworm: www.webworm.co/icekillsagain/ "There is no justification for letting that many bullets go. That's messed up, That is no regard for life at all" a lifelong resident told me. fuck ice.

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