This whole hot honey thing smacks of israel

Kpop kiddies were running the internet like the mob 5 years ago so they had to sic them on eachother like the screwfly solution

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Jacking off and my gf keeps trying to talk to me about epstien

Period sis,

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Watching twin peaks with my wife and whenever theres a domestic situation she goes “us :)”

Surley everything cant be a mossad plot

they aren't anti-sex they are anti-consentual sex

The hero himmel would want me to straight pipe my car

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

Uncle said (*) you must be sick/ all you talk about is just fucking kids

Replacing Great Man of History Theory and Structural Theory of History with Worst Web Forums Theory of History

Pol was a mossad plot the whole time 🙊🙊🙊

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

The hero himmel would want me to destroy the dreams of the white working class

*video essayist at a restaurant* "right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter" "excellent choice, and for your entree?" "OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

todd “pussy is power” howard

dude is actually this real dialogue from the fallout show i saw this and almost died from secondhand embarrassment

Great movie

Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy

Blusky for pussy CLICK HERE NOW

Its supposed to be about the threat of nuclear exchange but i think the people in charge of it and also everyone else forgot that

The funny thing is, the precise opposite is true. The standard the left holds Dems to is actually very low, they just can’t even meet that low bar. People on the left were excited about Tim Walz for a few weeks just for actually attacking Republicans and promoting free school lunch and childcare.

It seems the media circuit is scared of sharing stories of ice agents actually getting battle damage. Like earlier last year when ice centers were getting shot at it was all crickets

Prosecutor: On January 26, you said "I'm the one stomping." Tim Pool: Well, as uh Thomas Aquinas said- Prosecutor: And are you bald, Mr. Pool? I'll remind you that you're under oath. Tim Pool: I actually wear this hat to prevent doxxi- Judge: Bailiff, take his hat off.

My conquistador blood boils, as I type out another post on social media, my warrior spirit overcomes me as I check Reddit, home of the modern Gladiator, and I quickly make a tactical move to switch to YouTube, home of the mighty Viking warrior Chef John of Food Wishes dotcom

Bowie during his nazi phase made station to station, kanye made “they don’t understand the things i say on twitter nword heil hitler”

said “gracias” leaving the taco stand and got hit with “have a good night sir” 😭

Saw a homeless guy in a gorrila costume #thezoo

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/

Theres no way

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

My chud neighbor added a come and take it cannon to his performative white terror flagpole

health is kinda the bbno$ of industrial

Witchhunters believed that demons and witches could never do anything actually supernatural and everything they did was illusions and trickery. So by that logic whenever a woman claimed that they had a baby with satan/ a demon they said that the demon had stolen someone elses semen to make the baby

anyone who came out with some mealy mouthed defense or faux condemnation of regime change in venezuela has no right to now oppose US imperial ambitions towards greenland. you literally said it was okay for trump to overthrow a government and rule himself to steal resources from a sovereign nation.

You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.

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Mei from overwatch is a succubus designed to lead me into destruction and ruin

Tapping it on the tongue of god