Bill Watterson: Licensing Calvin and Hobbes would cheapen my artistic endeavor. Scott Adams:

I loved this dickhead when I was a little aspiring corporate drone 8-year-old. Sayonara sucker.

Filmstrip #4 - Natural Born Killers 7/12 🎬 filmstrip.jeffgreco.com

I just picked an option other than the slowest one for shipping an online order and WOW do I feel FANCY

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

yeah I also just give money to the Trans People Should Be Killed Bulletin for the crossword puzzles

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JUST IN: Judge Mehta rules that Trump/Russ Vought's termination of environmental grants during the shutdown — targeted solely at states that voted for Kamala Harris — violated the 5th Amendment's Equal Protection clause and orders them restored. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Check out my new game! It was so popular earlier that as soon as I posted it Bluesky broke. Maybe if we all play it at the same time it'll break forever!

so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"

🎞️ Fun new game! 🎞️ Build chains of movies. Solve a daily puzzle! Challenge your friends!* *friends not included

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

i remember when the computer still demanded blood. my dad's Tandy took a mere pinprick from your finger, which was a revolutionary advancement from the bulky machines of the 80's that required a thimbleful to access usenet for a day. that itself was an improvement on the pint needed to join ARPANET

My neighbor was replacing their pride flag, noticed mine was ragged and got me a new one too! Chicago, baby! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

glad the bears could help with the packers being publicly owned

Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."

ALWAYS DOWN, NEVER OUT

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The best time for Europe to start weaning itself off of US tech companies was 20 years ago, the second best time is now

These dancers are a common sight at Minneapolis protests and cultural events. Protesters are gathered around as they wait for the protest against ICE to start in south Minneapolis.

"They're shoe shoes, silly."

Achievement unlocked: plays part of his German language version of “Heroes”

If you have never heard Radio Soulwax’s 60 minute David Bowie mix nor seen the accompanying video, you are missing out on the absolute finest tribute to the man. RIP duke.

Jesus Christ

yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation

I'm the guy who isn't versed enough to recognize Joel Grey in DANCER IN THE DARK. I bet it's a hoot if you do.

THANK YOU CONGRESSMAN

chickenshits www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

gotta be some use for this at some point

So many charts today. All saying the same thing. 🇺🇸

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

New: Trio of Dem senators urge Apple and Google to enforce their own terms of service and ban X, Grok apps for their flood of nonconsensual sexual imagery. I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.

My answer to that "one thing to determine your age" skeet

Wow, no shit

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

some bluesky services, including fulltext search, have delayed indexing right now, by 2-3 hours. working to resolve the infra issue, after which all content should be correctly indexed

the new cbs evening news anchor is ruining the good name of domokun

Does it count as "getting dragged by a car" if you break the window and reach in and grab onto something and hang on as the car drives away? Sounds like more of a "Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?" moment

Nice to see, especially in the wake of losing Teen Vogue

Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is launching an investigation into federal immigration enforcement​ in Chicago.

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Bite me, Mister Carmack sir

BAH GAWD IS THAT JOHN FETTERMAN'S MUSIC?

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

Needed this reminder today.