Pray for Mitch McConnell (to remain a rutabaga as long as possible)

I had a SOMALI cab driver in BANGOR and HE said

Air to Ground Message: GOT A MEXICO SCORE BY ANY CHANCE.. Area: Lake Tahoe, CA, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a1df01bb059 F: #f4f70671670

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Big fan of Brits saying “Australier”

when was the last time you even reticulated a spline

oh my god “Laura Palmer”

@ernie.tedium.co you get some love on the about page

I looked up the full text of 4834 and Illinois is straight up refusing to acknowledge testosterone as a controlled substance or track prescriptions of it and will destroy any such existing records. This is really great!

BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz is completely shut down.

I also want to draw your attention to a little linguistic trick that anti-trans groups have been using for years. Notice that they're not saying "men from women's sports" or "boys from girls' sports," but "men from girls' sports." This is intentional, and is meant to conjure up specific imagery.

Hey they’re stealing that “more people on stage than in the audience” bit from my improv group

it is so funny when they do these

spotted in the wild - artifacts of three dying communication systems

Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

What a viz

Yknow without hydration breaks you think there would even BE a 98th minute??

Let’s fuck up these jive türkiyes

I've embraced my recent tendency to be the angriest person on LinkedIn, and wrote a remembrance of Om Malik that covers a bit more of why I admired him, with one story in particular — when he went to bat calling out Marc Andreessen on a global stage, a decade ago: www.linkedin.com/posts/anilda...

Stephane Poulin

All your Bluesky favorites are available on Bookshop.org -- with free shipping on anti-prime day!

get his ass, chris

it's actually ours. it's not yours

it's amazing how evil the inverted version suddenly becomes

"But that’ll start to change come winter when the museum breaks ground on a $22 million project that will include reopening the 133-year-old edifice’s south entry and adding an indoor cafe with seating on a renovated outdoor terrace." chicago.suntimes.com/architecture...

Garffeld

☢️ + 😡

A BBC reporter was interviewing a Cape Verdean man when the team scored its first-ever World Cup goal. It got LOUD and it's delightful.

HBD pimp

Thierry Henry: - World Cup Champion - 2x FIFA World Player of the Year - Arsenal all time leading scorer Zlatan Ibrahimovic: - 500+ career goals - Serie A, La Liga, Ligue 1 Champion - All time leading Swedish scorer Alexi Lalas: - Once opened for Hootie & The Blowfish

I’ll never dunk this hard

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

Yeah that’s the problem with Indiana schools, the *paperwork*

Trump negotiating with Iran:

Today is Juneteenth, Chicago

Oh great now my kid thinks the Simpsons are better off than us because they have two cars

Cute photo of Billie Joe Armstrong’s parents

AKAB

It’s okay if it takes you 104 years to come out

Paul Kirchner

Mural in San Andrés Cholula, Mexico www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgain...

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you, ignorant american chad: "i think games should probably have a winner." me, erudite worldly sophisticate: "you swine! 0-0 embodies the existential despair that is the very spice of life!"

lmao the english commentator just now as it cut to some big wigs in the stands: "and the great and good watch on. ........ and gianni infantino."