needed to get this out of my head, sorry

Omg

I've had to take a 20 minute walk to work the past two days because my bike got a flat. Unfortunately I live in Texas and it's been raining on and off, so it's humid as fuck. The only saving grace is the cloud cover, plus this morning I helped a kid and their mom find a lost cat

PRONOUN PALACE IS OUT GO GO GO

Pronoun Palace is out now on Steam for $19.84! s.team/a/3618850

Hell yeah bud never admit a mistake

pronoun palace tomorrow

we disguise level transitions by driving to the player's house and hitting them on the head with a hammer right before a loading screen appears

hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately

happy memorial day

how computers work

personally I think anyone should be able to change their name for any reason ever and society should just adapt for that. you will not change my mind

the fuck it will

Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works

every single transportation conversation ever

oh

04/28/2026

nothing is black and white but the thing is there are some shades of gray that really suck

and it needs to be pavloved out of people

on balance, I would rather social media had not achieved a ubiquity that has destroyed, perhaps permanently, the social contract and the very fabric of human connection, but otoh it’s fun that there are astronauts up in space right now who have almost certainly seen the “moon’s haunted” tweet

we should create a culture where there are enough new & interesting things happening that it would seem absurd to read children's/YA books as an adult

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

nothing you like will ever be safe until unionized workers have democratic control over the firms that employ them

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

Hey sorry my Haunter ate your daughter's dreams, causing her to shudder endlessly and die. I'm training him up to get a badge at the gym.

The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.

(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years! Me: why dont you just move to a city?

so insanely fucking real for this

Wow! I've never seen it explained this well

my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

my mouth has gotta be my favorite place to foam at

Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?

Sorry, i didn’t realize his posts weren’t pornographic. Unfollowing now

Did you know? The year 2025 is evenly divisible by 5, the last time in history that this will ever happen! Wait what

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

First contact

Neighbors 2.0