can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

My man is absolutely zooted

New from 404 Media: you can't refuse to be scanned by ICE's new facial recognition app, according to internal DHS document I obtained. Photos captured by the app are stored for 15 years, including U.S. citizens. We've seen officers scanning faces w/ phones on streets www.404media.co/you-cant-ref...

IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/

Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background

today

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

Did DEI traders cause the stock crash?

Why were the penguins on Heard Island hit with tariffs? Because they became too woke.

new saddest six word story just dropped

Hopefully AI can run on bootstraps bud.

HELP ME!

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

“Just enjoy the vibes” of Severance is legit one of the wildest things I’ve ever read on here.

Is the moon woke? Many people asking

Monstrous

every ai ceo in the u.s.

This is genocide

Concerning

Nazi fuck

A federal grand jury has indicted former FirstEnergy executives Charles Jones and Michael Dowling on racketeering charges for their alleged roles in Ohio's billion-dollar energy bailout and bribery scandal. Both were indicted last year on state charges.

Dooooooink!

"OpenAI expects about $5 billion in losses on $3.7 billion in revenue this year, CNBC confirmed in September. Those numbers are increasing rapidly." What sets OpenAI apart from other Silicon Valley startups is: it has no way to profit from scale. It'll always lose money on a per customer basis. 🥳

Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025

Nice

The Holidays and Hoops. Nothing better…

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

Hell yeah

Just absolutely playing in our faces

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I may not be a doctor, but I'm going to go going to give some now controversial medical advice: Polio is no good! We should not get rid of the polio vaccine! Repost if you agree: polio is bad!

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Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter: If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏 If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏 If you can't get there without him And you don't know much about him If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏

(1/2) This is where we thrive

I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances. That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.

Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

I'm at the airport bar. Two seats down from me, a Lincoln impersonator is watching news of the attempted Trump assassination from yesterday and shaking his head. You can't make this up.

post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Salute the real flag people