Together, this plan means: - Less time stuck in traffic - More reliable public transit - FULLY protected bike lanes Next up, parks, trees, shade, and a full climate plan. Stay tuned!

First: We’ll build a comprehensive biking trail network, separating bicyclists from drivers and making the roads safer for both Not green paint, but full protection & routes that are safe for your whole family.

this isn't hyperbole. they've committed outright murders. they've done war crimes. they've plundered and stolen with abandon. they've taken enormous bribes. they've destroyed your property. they've brutalized and slain your neighbors

(Narrator [in a wise and experienced, object permanence-having tone]: Josh Hawley is a liar.)

I'd help crowdfund this.

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

Cle Elum to Ellensburg on the Palouse to Cascades Trail ✅ It’s incredibly windy today as forecast. Rather than ride the torturefest to Cle Elum or sit around feeling sorry for myself at my hotel I decided to get creative: I took a bus to Cle Elum and rode *back* with the wind as a *tailwind*.

Policies that are helpful for child-bearing and rearing are inherently left-wing coded because they involve taking a lot of time and effort to do things that aren't immediately profitable or gratifying but have an intangible long-term benefit to the whole of society.

i’m an introvert i don’t make friends i just wait for extroverts to adopt me

A perfect pudu 🦌

Would rush out to vote for any Democrat who promised to [redacted] the MrBeast empire.

Also the funniest one loved Paul Simon, absolutely *hated* Art Garfunkel, was not a fan of Bob Marley, but then got very down with Toots and the Maytals, and I was like, you know! This bunny is a little bit of a music snob

Worried about pedestrians? Build better bike lanes. Worried about bicyclists? Build better bike lanes. Worried about cars? Build better bike lanes. These concerns are alleviated by better bicycle infrastructure; it makes everyone safer and provides more work, travel, & recreational opportunities.

This is cool. This song is kind of like a No Wave twee to me (only one like it so far), but listening to more of their stuff I get it. Chicken 80 has a great little funky bass running through it.

Birders:

Until we have a national ban on gerrymandering there should be **zero** blue state Republicans in the House. None.

Conservatives have been trained for decades to think of Constitutions not as agreed-upon rules for fair governance, but as a series of cheat codes and loopholes that let them hold power even when the voters want to throw them out. They won't accept anything less than permanent domination of us.

I genuinely don’t recall reporting like this, focused on angry Dems in Houston or Austin, when this all kicked off in Texas (without any ballot initiative or referendum).

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

You can't even get a single conservative to admit Republicans brought this onto themselves huh? Just a completely intellectually bankrupt movement. Top to bottom from the highest elected official to the random talking head to the rando anon person on social media its all trash.

we all know I have no life, so:

Conservative "ideas" cannot actually compete in the marketplace without massive subsidies.

Thin Blue Line Punisher fellas aren't crying from the fear, it's the onions.

Go Raptors.

The French are entirely correct here.

Permission. Globally, men were waiting for permission. Our number one job must be to rescind that permission.

I love it. Looks great on the tv too.

Okay cover of an outstanding band.

There will be in 2028 candidates using antisemitism as the binding glue for left/right coalitions. You see the beginnings of it with Platner and his appeals to right wing antisemites. Fear of Trump is kind of holding it off for now but it will be open season come 2028.

My heart. They're so cute. And yes, sound on.

People: wow, this candidate has a Nazi tattoo. That seems bad His fans: it's all a big misunderstanding, as proven by the fact that his wife is Jewish People: really? Let's check that... Oh, look, it's a false rumor started by a different neo-Nazi His fans: stalkers!

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

For you D.C. lovers. Future members of Dag Nasty, High-Back Chairs, Red Eye, Blood Bats, Alloy (post AoF band), Chalk Circle. Always appreciated Colin Sears (?) shouting out his dog.

no pants pockets is sexist

Gonna have to put Penzey's Spices in charge of reeducating America's corporate leadership. Only after they graduate from that they can they enter the Costco Logistics Program. And then finally the Higher Marginal Tax Rates is Good For America seminars. Graduation is blowing up a billionaire's yacht.

If this fool isn't selling supplements yet he will be soon. What a fucking disgrace. The dividing line is values or no values and this guy has firmly put himself in the no values column, now being no better than MAGA.

everything about DOGE was fucking wildly illegal and everyone involved in it should spend time in prison and have their assets seized

the basic theory of DOGE was that if powerful people said it was fine it didn’t matter what the law said. I think proving that theory wrong is worth significant effort

The prosecutions will be the treats

"the US needs stable government that can pass budgets and normal legislation for about a decade" is both not really that high of a bar and also seems impossible

For the cost of one Harvard Professor of the Constitution Only Applies to White People, you could endow 10 professorships of any less commonly taught language at any university in the USA

But when the right answer means being received by an Archbishop Ratbod, I don't want to be wrong.

She’ll charge you for buses but rope is free

Jasper is a freaking MENACE! Her foster says she’s one of the coolest cats he's ever fostered. She loves people food and will make sure she begs and pleads and steals yours whether you want her to or not. She is going to be someone’s favorite kitty ever.

In fairness, Yale and others are producing the people responsible for undermining American democracy, influence and power. So yea....checks out.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. Hard to choose with this guy, so this is today's choice. He was very photogenic and I've got tons of photos of him being a goof.

me: platner is a nazi and that's bad this person: platner is a nazi and that's good