The cannibal currently divvying me up for the freezer:

Lmao

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

do you think trump needed a permit to rip off the facade of one the most recognisable political monuments in the world or nah

Was Swanboy world Rodney Dangerfield canonically the cartoon dog version of himself? Is that what I'm learning today?

The last few months, not to put too fine a point on it, have really massively sucked, and they continue to suck now that I've been told I'm looking down the barrel of thousands of dollars in car repair expenses, so I'm passing around the crowdfunding hat once more www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...

The far right rose to prominence on the back of Pepe, but now the left has discovered the power of frog magic and given itself a fighting chance.

“Ratio me please. It’s a badge of honor”? Just for saying someone who is awful is good? No thank you, too desperate, too easy. Real posters get ratioed for real posts like how if Fat Bastard from Austin Powers actually ate a baby he needs to go to jail.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

if there are circumstances under which you're willing to sacrifice one marginalized community there are circumstances under which you're willing to sacrifice every marginalized community

I wrote about why the regrettable conclusions of Ezra Klein pissed me off so badly in the last couple weeks. On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...

Pinky and the Brain is better than South Park.

slashing prices on this sale! base price is now 125$ USD! the rest of the prices are the same <3 please share if you can! #Mecha #Lancer #LancerRPG #Gundam

(running out of money after users generate 1000000000 videos of goofy selling crypto) maybe we can get disney on board

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a social media CEO

Funko Pops are fucking disgusting and won't exist under communism

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

Brotherhood

A lot of people are saying no president’s even been deader it’s unbelievable

We only need him to die once, he needs to not die every day

omw

From ”we’re working for our real stakeholders; you” to “are you paying us?” real quick, huh

ok chat, we're open for biznesz replies might be slow so pls be patient

Let's be clear: Trump's attacks on "antifa" are an attack on America. www.theverge.com/policy/79051...

As it turns out "it's cute when a girl does it" does not extend to chemical warfare. Oh well, lesson learned

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

Half Body Sketch Commission for @thespadedace.bsky.social of Ken the Butcher from Gaslight District @jmarnocha.bsky.social

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

If trans rights get taken away then that opens the door for them to take away others’ rights also. Saying trans rights are human rights is not hyperbole or an exaggeration because you know it’s not so don’t leave anything to chance. especially when dealing with legitimately gleefully evil people.

This is everything always even devoid of its law context. This experience transcends itself and the quotes and responses prove it. And he’s 10 billion right — it’s exhausting

Warhammer tomorrow babiiiiiiiiiie

Finally, a good fucking take

love cannot be stopped it is the inertia of existence itself

if you want to buy homophobic chicken or christian nationalist craft supply or jk rowling products i cannot stop you but it's kind of weird to talk about it where i can see

It's really weird to me that a lot of leftists who should know better have already begun pre-mythologizing JD Vance as some kind of scheming Machiavellian overlord who'll be 10,000 times worse than Trump if allowed to take power. Nah the dude's an inept, bloviating grasper just like Trump.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

me and who

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bouncers

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

This is the difference of the levels of hate. If the bigots of the world fucked off and shut the fuck up, I wouldn't consider them for another instant as long as they weren't bothering people. They can't stand that people different from them exist though, and will never shut up about it.

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

Anyway, it's bad that a bunch of people got terrorized over the mainstream media rampantly speculating that the shooter was a gay transgender antifa supersoldier, but now that it's come out that they're a standard white guy with a gun, it's funny that Charlie Kirk's death is about to be memory holed

Wow the standards of decorum are so much stricter for queer people than they are for gun-toting bigots huh