I’m so fucking exhausted

Only *sigh* a month and a half til I can see my boyfriend again

Look at my opposition party, dawg, I’m going to die of an easily treatable illness

I genuinely will not be able to afford health insurance next year

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

YEAH I FUCKIN KNEW THOSE DICKHEADS WERE GONNA COME DOWN TO TENNESSEE AFTER THIS SHIT UGH

Got my hands on a Nephilim. Repugnant creature

And all God’s children said amen

Woke up to my tire being completely flat this morning before work, I really hope I get paid for this show

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Economy is so cooked that we’re celebrating about 40k jobs being added to the economy when we also had the worst October in two decades regarding layoffs, at this point, Forbes’ reporting this way is complete complicity, completely soft-dicked propaganda

mrbeast saying "NYC is cooked" kinda gives up the ghost on his whole "I am a very charitable and giving man" gimmick huh

God not to lib out too hard but today felt really good

We won. A reminder that you are not woke, a soyboy, a leftoid, or whatever these freaks threw at you. You love your country and want what’s best for everyone. Be proud of that.

Good morning, everyone, populism wins :3c

2026 Primary Woke Wave

I just this immediate second realized that if those rich dickheads actually leave New York, they’re coming to fucking Nashville in droves and hordes, Cuomo 2026 baby, if you’re in line, stay in line!!!!!

this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc

It’s just sort of bitterly laughable that this administration is so committed to making everything so much worse for the sole benefit of people with more money than we could earn over twenty lifetimes

To be fair, it’s my own fault for getting into a long distance relationship without first checking in with the government to see if airline travel would be used as a political tool by republicans to ratfuck all of us out of healthcare and food benefits. That’s on me, my bad.

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

I’m being a performative male (smoking weed while sitting on my bathroom sink and reading Pet Sematary)

We live in the most evil country in the world.

Emptyyyyyyyy, ain’t nothing hereeeeeeee

They’re just never ever gonna stop this and our tax dollars pay for it

moreover ice must be destroyed

It’s genuinely such a shame that no one shanked him in prison

"Everyone Is Twelve Now" theory of American decline remains unchallenged

A lot of major companies should decide pretty fast if they’re comfortable with their IP being used for Nazi propaganda

the reality is trump is definitely without a doubt going to try to install himself as president again in 2028 and the reason no one in the media is really saying that or taking him on when they say that is they know it’s probably over a 50% chance of it working and they want to be on his good side

I’m excited to take a break from producing for a bit after this season, these motherfuckers have walked me like a goddamn dog

I’m very good at what I do, and I get drag queens paid

you should be gay

It's so funny how this entire gang is completely out over their skis as soon as they have to do anything beyond cutting WWE promos

Don’t let the soles fool you, it took me five hours to make cookies, ask yourself if you’re ready to deal with that level of executive function before darkening my door

Hey man, you wanna wake n bake?

Here’s the thing: none of it actually matters to them and they’ll have different grievances next week. You can’t gotcha them

I miss my boyfriend >>

This guy got let out of prison six and a half years early because he whined about how badly he was being treated, and as soon as he gets out, he uses crime as a political dogwhistle. Zero shame, he should be tarred and feathered every Sunday until he dies

Goddammit, is Mamdani the only actual progressive trying to get elected that isn’t a full on freak at some level??? Come ONNNNNNN, can we get just a few more normal progressives??? I am BEGGING

God, as soon as any person with a complexion darker than a paper bag runs for any office, people just get ruthlessly, vehemently racist. He’s running for fucking mayor

Oh no, my hyper fixation with Brockhampton has reminded me of my friend depression, and also I didn’t realize that The Family was literally just Kevin Abstract, that feels bad and gives me little closure

Second performance was great, audience loved it, unfortunately the boots have made my feet feel miserable

Extra desk space for chilling

Artwork for SCJ :3

They’ll tell me I’m cringe to hold onto this album, but it came out right after my first play production and right after I graduated college, this album is sewn into the very fabric of my soul