Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.

; big respect to this kid being interviewed live about his A-level results who takes the opportunity to say "free Palestine!" and highlight that the BBC is complicit in genocide, while the journalist stumbles awkwardly to respond. 👏🏻🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #Gaza

Recently I've started putting BBC Breakfast on in the background in the mornings, a show I now understand to be entirely dedicated to Remembrance. I need someone to do the maths on how much of this broadcast is just b-roll of cenotaphs.

I require Amol Rajan to lose his job on University Challenge immediately. youtu.be/rAsbPl_-fAY?...

OH MY GOD 😭

OK but I fully read this in John Lithgow's voice as well and it checks out.

Just saw an impromptu Paul McCartney perform Can't Buy Me Love live and screamed so hard I understand Beatlemania.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

you don't need to ask me how my week is going, you simply need to know that I have just typed the word "Batman" into a box asking for my surname

Steve Winwood and Dhani Harrison confirmed for ELO's final gig means somehow I am realising a pipedream of getting to see all the alive ones from the greatest video ever recorded and I feel like my frontal lobe is about to launch into space. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFN...

“We need a Joe Rogan of the left” no we need climate Lenin

Had my surgery yesterday and he was back to his old dour self in my pre-op meet until he spotted I was watching the new Bridget Jones, lit up, and went off one one about how much he loved it. WHO IS THIS MAN?

Big Ben's face is pixelated on the news. I hope this will adequately protect its identity.

Once again a reminder of Michel Londry (washing machine) Jean LeJardin (smart garden) and Jacques Shoerack (...shoerack) because if you're not naming inanimate household objects after french men what are you doing.

Daniel is absolutely right and also I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier

Sony’s Japanese Minidisc ads with Jamiroquai are straight up iconic

Off to Lille in a couple of weeks and thought I'd read about the guy the stadium there is named after and have realised I've totally stopped believing politicians could be like this. He's like a mythical creature. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_...

kylie: 🎵i'm spinning around🎵 me: lol cool have fun kylie: 🎵move out of my way🎵 me: what wait no that's not... kylie listen this is not how we build a society

Britain, where even our most historically notorious iconoclasts are basically just boring driving gloves Tories wearing clown outfits

This is Chris Morris' world and we're just living in it.

black smoke from the sistine chapel, as the papal conclave has failed to successfully burn all evidence of centuries of coordinated child abuse

Spending from now until whenever my surgery is rescheduled worrying that my teeth are now in some kind of Final Destination scenario. They should not have survived past today.

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

Surgery got cancelled so now my teeth are spoilt and confused.

MegaBrelvin bestriding the Indian countryside like a COLOSSUS. Walk around him, ladies and gentlemen. A colossus.

‘Men will turn themselves into women just to get into the women’s loos!!!’ Karen have you SEEN the queues for those things? If Dave is going to put on a fabulous outfit and heels just to get his perve on in the Wyndham’s Theatre bathroom he’s going to have to wait 25 minutes with the rest of us.

We're convinced that Brian and Melvin in Race Across the World are essentially Station from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey and in closing episodes will clinch the win by melding their corporeal forms to become a singular MegaBrelvin.

Barely a day goes by that I don't mutter "I am now telling the computer *exactly* whet he can do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate" to myself.

dad bod forever, real men eat custard

8 days until my surgery so treating my wisdom teeth with the time of their lives like old dogs about to go live on a nice farm upstate.

Trying out that wizard school game (lended by a mate, no filthy cash for evil Joanne) and it's all just fucking stairs and cutscenes. Just endless nobbing about on staircases until someone with a daft name tries to show you how to do some shit in the most interminably frustrating way possible.

You can't buy this kind of marketing for Conclave. But absolutely no one is talking about *my* self-funded feature film The Pope Who Was Still Alive.

MARK MYLOD YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

Had a letter from the extremely dour surgeon I met on Friday who appeared to be entirely impervious to my charms. He referred to me as a "delightful young woman". So for noticing those three things alone, he needn't stop at taking three of my teeth out, he can have as many as he bloody likes.

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

That amazon deal with PWB is cursed. By a witch. The witch is PWB.

Kurt Vonnegut man

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Spare the Rod Stewart, Spoil the Destiny’s Child

Batch-prepped a new lunch for the next four days. Day one down and it's not a hit. Guys, it's going to be a long week.

Google just served me a jaunty little slideshow of "London" photos and the first one was a picture of half a rotting avocado I took to put someone on blast on Slack in the 200-strong office I used to work in.

The new Lucy Dacus album has me yearning for MSN Messenger because all of these lyrics could have been needlessly desperate and heartfelt additions to my username.

I was going pretty heavy on the nitrous oxide at the dentist and had also requested an 80's playlist for my 2hr procedure, and that's how, at one point, I ended up in the position of having two people's hands in my mouth to the sounds of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing. You do not get that on the NHS.

Woke up, day 2 of my period, had a little cry about Val Kilmer, went to the gym, then spent two hours at the dentist, and I'm at my desk until 6pm now. Somebody tell me I have earned a treat.

What’s your favorite song about your own personal Jesus

Reminder

There's a contestant on the apprentice who used to be a tennis player and I refuse to learn his name so we've been calling him Dennis Tennis for weeks.