They should do MyChart Wrapped

"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried

king county sheriff out for a helicopter joyride today. this stupid shit costs a fortune and burns tons of fossil fuel. plus, having cop helicopters ~at all~ is ridiculous in the drone era!

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Now that the penny's dead we should replace Jackson with Lincoln on the $20

someone got peckish at the grocery store. (not me, promise)

pro tip! you too can mute her name and never again (hopefully) see another terribly written excerpt or tedious opinion on the matter, etc etc

I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.

amazing clocks.brianmoore.com

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

he'll show it what he learned, in his shark jujitsu class

This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

Me and my boys went to a strange LAND The sun beat down on the desert SAND My man Ad-rock turned to us and said Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD? We approached this ancient, beat up MASS We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR But we saw no works, nothing was THERE

IHOP is just dOHI spelled upside-down

just saw an "ask chatgippity" ad with teenagers in a volvo wagon that would have been a teenager car when i was one a zillion years ago. haha i see what you are doing, openai marketing consultants. get bent

spotted at the hallmark store earlier -- don't ask -- the little golden book of taylor swift. haha what the fuck??

no one has watched the Simpsons in at least 20 years, like SNL it is produced as part of a complex tax fraud

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

error: failed to unmount /dev/excalibur (mounted at /mnt/stone): unarthurized

due to the ongoing demolition of the house next door, today's sonic landscape is Oops All Jackhammers. it's great

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

man, remember back in 2019 when nobody had heard of this dumb asshole or had to see his smarmy, dead-eyed face serving up whatever new slop bullshit on a weekly basis? i think about it every time i see one of these stories. i miss the hell out of that

Sacrificing the newsroom during a time when journalism is a vitally important check on authoritarian power was the only way to stay afloat for Cascade PBS. Right? Well, according to an internal report, the finances were actually... good: www.thestranger.com/news/2025/09...

many people are saying

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

project from over the last week: tearing down the sad, busted ceiling fan and making it un-busted. also gave the motor a little oil

found this huge photo print on the side of the road a couple days ago. dunno what the deal is, but it is in my house now. it's definitely weird enough ✅

Look, if they bring back HUAC, I propose that we just sort of treat it like Shark Tank. They'll make a reality show of it anyway--we could come with pitches for un-American activities, degenerate art, insufficiently-sanitized museums, insufficient obeisances. Maybe bring a trombone, make it festive.

Important reminder

My new album is out today on CD and Digital. I really hope you enjoy it. Listening party is tomorrow and I'd love to see you there. 🥰

the only cabbage at the farmer's market turned out to be the most charismatic cabbage i have ever seen (??). so i gave it this tiny face on a leaf i am gonna toss anyway

it's hazy out tonight

The color of the sky in Seattle is anti-flash white #ecf8f7

it's on

I will never apologize for a post

this is why I pay for photoshop

mario whispering "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" as he slips through the tenuous fabric between worlds

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

my partner and i are visiting pdx for a week starting tomorrow, due to our montreal plans going into the toilet. anybody have fun event recommendations or similar?

mother of god