I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

just about to cook up this soyrizo. it is ... "intact". as they say

due to algeria's national team being so wholeheartedly welcomed by my adoptive hometown of lawrence, i am hereby formally rooting for them in the world cup. go algeria! bsky.app/profile/iamm...

a car took out a few of the fenceposts around the empty lot where a nearby burrito truck lives, so now the fence is being held up with barrels of toxic waste instead 👍

farmers' market fucken rules this time of year

we should start referring to public figures by uuid so it's easier to hide mentions of them

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 4,1940

I know loads of folks will claim listening to an album start to finish isn't a hobby or different from being on YouTube but I promise you it is. It's a more rewarding experience that enriches your brain and allows a range of emotion.

this fucking sucks ( from the creator of the cupcake character, lorynbrantz instagram - www.instagram.com/p/DY2v_qXIoQt )

Striped cuckoo (Tapera naevia) chicks utilize specialized, cryptic plumage that mimics the texture and color of pinecones for camouflage. #birds

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Edward Said on Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Damn.

hey google calendar! what the fuck could this possibly mean. do you folks use your own products?

hahaha holy shit. this worked great on my up-to-date ubuntu 24 dev box 😬

huh. it occurs to me that the jane's addiction song celebrating shoplifting is a ~wild~ thing to be playing at the grocery store. not a muzak version either. i think whoever made the playlist is doing a bit

One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands

we all know I have no life, so:

Dawg, Google Maps is routing us through Roadside Picnic

this company is leading the way in the tex-mex equivalent of body horror

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

if you look from just the right angle you can see a hint of this ballard restaurant's ~secret past~

Look if we all get together and work hard, I think we can overthrow the morning people

#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...

I must not make the forbidden pousse-café

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it is 77° in my room and the tepache is going bonkers. also it smells awesome in here

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

same genre

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

the followed bot being almost entirely sex and the blocked bot being almost entirely politics is so fucking funny

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social) "game where you magnify horses" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too

spent like five hours at ~the mall~ yesterday due to movie and errands, and let me tell you my dreams were fucking wild

dying laughing at the strava data for the guy running laps on the french carrier

re-packing the family fiestaware after some water damage, and man, you just gotta love that gorgeous uranium glaze (sound on)

when surge came out in 1997 it marked the advent of the wide mouth can, and every teenage nerd was like "holy shit i am gonna neck these fuckers so fast at the lan party". anyway i found literally the widest mouth can possible at the asian grocery the other day. just look at it

"I wish I could be as brave as an insect, let this longing/make my body its instrument." plumepoetry.com/desire-corne...

Often the avant-garde things are the most exclusive and expensive. Like if you want to go to a restaurant where a chef makes “cotton candy” out of foamed tunafish, that will cost more than McDonalds. But it’s the opposite with music, where an experimental concert costs 20x less than 60 year old rock

i love that they put a freaky mustache monster on the bags from whatever grocery store this came from