And all of the sudden the manosphere makes sense

California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you. Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide. So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.

Fifty years ago, on Sept. 26, 1975, The Rocky Horror Picture Show flopped at the U.S. box office — then became the longest-running theatrical release in history.

NEW: ProPublica and seven other news organizations — including @kutnews.bsky.social and @texastribune.org — are arguing that the records in Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s divorce case are of the public interest, especially in light of his bid for a U.S. Senate seat.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

i would prefer to not live in uppercase H History

Mmmm.

Beverly Cleary's fictional third grader with an adopted dog named Ribsy made his debut in 1950. Cleary was praised for writing simple, humorous stories that kids wanted to read.

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

i do not post on weekends or holidays and can not think of any event that would change my mi...

Tunnels UNDER Houston? The place without underpasses and basements, because it’s already at sea level and floods on the reg? Brilliant

What’s that line about any decent attorney being able to get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich?

There’s like 1 random “guard” poorly trained but now carrying firearms for every 350 residents. Those guards are standing around bored or harassing people for things like “eating in public.” It’s never been scarier on the streets, and I’ve been here since the 90s. But go awf, Little Stevie

Someone still mad about his sushi from years ago, Little Stevie?

1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him. 2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him. 3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.

<whispers>: It was never actually about state’s rights.

I read somewhere, if marriage benefited women, it would have been taken away from us by now.

Attention DC residents — particularly parents of young children — be aware, there is a KNOWN, DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE roaming the streets of DC tonight. Be on the lookout in your neighborhoods for this DANGEROUS PEDOPHILE — pictured below (on the right).

Stupid sexy Flanders...

I’m at a wine bar in Dublin and the American guys next to me are talking about “this grocery chain in Texas, Central Market”

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Last month, we reported that the IRS was preparing a system that would share millions of taxpayers' data with ICE. Now we can confirm data was officially transferred ⤵️

Well, well, well… Seriously, this article from @houstonchronicle.com is BONKERS. Gift link:

You know it’s gone sideways when they are actually drawing Oklahoma inside Texas.

He just needs to make his nut

"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

Con Law professor walks into class. Stands in the center of the room. Lights a cigarette. "Idk what to tell you," he says. He opens a Four Loko and chugs half. "Vibes," he says. "It's just vibes now." Students ask him questions but he has nothing more to say. He just continues with his drink.

Well this seems…not great

Moo Deng Day!

happy 8th anniversary to this unintentional bit of improv comedy

I’m living it, and now you want it to be my entertainment?

Former FBI agent and January 6 rioter Jared L. Wise—who shouted “Kill ’em! Kill ’em! Kill ’em!” while the mob attacked law enforcement at the Capitol—is now part of Trump’s Department of Justice. https://trib.al/Ezl7SPd

We only rate dogs. This is Samuel L. Jackson in a cute sweater and a bad mood. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. (Published Dec. 2024)

MY NEW COLUMN: For centuries, the Texas government has weaponized different laws to control and exploit Black women’s bodies—first through slavery, then through Jim Crow segregation, and now through abortion restrictions that disproportionately harm and control the lives of Black women.

Donate to thetrevorproject.org. I just did. It’s extremely important at a time our government is trying to push the LGBTQ+ to suicide. Every dollar helps.

Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights. I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters. Fuck this shit.

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

today is a great day for messy bitches who love drama

asked canada to send me a life time supply of poutine and they are “considering the offer”

I may be biased, but am a strong supporter of Ginny for @washingtonian.com cutest dog, 2025. Please vote for her using this link! contests.washingtonian.com/contest/2025...

He…he just said the quiet part out loud.

still can not get over the future pope being on the 'kissing cam'

New from @davidarmstrongx.bsky.social: When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked even me.

Glad to know the Vatican agrees the United States is no longer a superpower.

You know the rules

You know the rules