A peek inside of the new "Lauren" book! Pre-orders open SOON

If I show up on your feed, I’m sending you good vibes!

If you pick up, they add you to a list of numbers for people that pick up. This is shared between scam call centers. You will then be assaulted by hundreds of calls from India using spoofed numbers. It’s a plague. Do not. Pick. Up. Ever.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness. Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you. Right this way. /1

🤔 noodles are pasta, snickerdoodles are cookies, labradoodles are dogs & poodles are the other part of a labradoodle ergo if you bake a poodle in a noodle you get a snickerpoodle snickerdoodle & if you breed that with labradoodles in noodles you get oodles an oodles snickerpoodlelabradoodle noodles

seeing even more discourse yet again about "defund the police" and people yapping again about how it's a Bad Slogan and i think part of the problem here is people imagine themselves and their votes as The most important thing, the only thing, to think about. and it's not. this is about power.

gwem #knightsofguinevere #art #fanart

🍂It’s officially Autumn! Quote post with your Autumn themed art.🍂

Have a random unicorn.

Pumpkin Patch Spider (preclaimed adopt) 🎃🕸

They forgot where they parked the DeSoto. #art #comics

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

And even then, 80% is STILL an overwhelming majority. They fudged the numbers and it still shows a massive majority of people remain trans well into adulthood

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

Y'know, in the Good Place, when Ted Dansen said "if we do what they want they'll have to respect us," that was a gag and not actual social science.

Like *a lot* better. Like super duper, even.

Snake Witch 3 of 3 🐍 Getting into spooky season with this set! #art

Happy Halloween 2024, a little Moth Witch Maia for you all #art #oc #witch #halloween #solivaga #maia

Birthday boy's birthday dinner

Lee Cruor is the head of the Cruor vampire clan and is a business tycoon. His company, Lee Corporation, specializes in weapons and makes a pretty penny thanks to the Kingdom of Mysteel. Lee is from A Lunatic's Tale. #ocsky #oc #originalcharacter alunaticstale.com Discord: discord.gg/sdxZTB6QXv

fuck us up, Korea! i'm rooting for you

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

A weird doodle I had to do of my dog and now I'm cursing you all with this image

Many cranes ❤️💚 Made in ToonBoom

do you ever feel

i quote this regularly

Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death.

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

what an efficient reminder that "free speech" only ever applies to a really specific type of guy

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Are we allowed to criticize Newsom yet?

Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

I'm takin' you with me, motherfucker

Hm, maybe instead of trying to make Pokemon copy-proof, Nintendo should focus on making a good Pokemon game

I keep saying this. The Right fundamentally are *not* hypocrites. They believe in double standards. For them, double standards are correct, inevitable, and desirable, because the idea that certain groups are better than others and should therefore have more rights is the basis of right-wing ideology

“A fixed point” If you dig this, it’ll be available as a print at RICE this saturday!

What a tacky bullshit thing to do to the White House, with a menu to match