this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

More TV shows should show the characters going to bed at the end of an episode

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

Whoever designed the "made in china" stickers is probably a triple platinum billionaire

Just stood up from my computer, forgot why, got back on my computer, and saw that the last thing I did before standing up was google "ADHD treatment" and not open and results I'm so tired of this shit

If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

It's LITERALLY why he quit the Chappelle Show in the first place! He said the realization that actual bigots were using his satire as fuel for belittling and dehumanizing others was a life-defining revelation!

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.

Israeli-American atrocities in Gaza walked so that American-Israeli atrocities in Iran could run.

What a beautiful moment.

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

Y'know, horses were the first autonomous vehicles

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Maybe a light at the end of this tunnel will be a global shift towards renewable (and less politically volatile) energy. Kind of impossible to ignore all the upsides of stable, domestically-produced power right now

Hang this in the Smithsonian

Is there a word for when someone is correct in sentiment, but not in the context they choose to express it? Yes using criticism of Israel to sneak in antisemitic talking points is an increasingly common issue, but that really doesn't seem to be what this guy was doing

Imagine your waiter robot gets hacked by some angsty 16 year old and it clocks you in the back of the head

These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.

What if Trump is actually secretly green and he's just doing this to get us out of oil dependency

I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

Gotta apologize to every kid's movie, being evil absolutely makes you a weird looking ghoul

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

Just heard my very conservative neighbor yell "and it's ILLEGAL" and I assumed she was talking about declaring war without congress but after two minutes she yelled "... gaVE ME A PARKING TICKET" so clearly she has more important stuff going on

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

A fine is merely the cost of doing business. We need to be throwing C-suite level people in jail.

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc) #1: Reuters

In a good timeline we'd have politicians calling for legal recourse against those who made the Grok non-consensual porn machine possible, but instead they're probably just going to use it to justify ending internet anonymity

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Remember in February when AG Pam Bondi told us the Epstein files were sitting on her desk and ready to be released? So there is no excuse for slow walking this now. Stop stonewalling. Release all the files NOW! www.npr.org/2025/12/19/n...