Well we better catch up fast. Because it's about to be too late

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Well it might disrupt brunch

I have been screaming this. And ....we announce them. Sigh

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 I keep saying this!

one of my favorite kinds of guy is "sports fan who is so invested in or sad about the game he forgot he's dressed like a goofball"

Good morning from the Twilight Zone ✨️🩷

Great work Australia💗

truth 🤣😂

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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

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Elon doesn’t like this photo, so don’t 😉 repost this photo. Resisters, 😉 you know what to do.. 😝

BOOM! Chicago priest Fr. Michael Pfleger just DROPPED a holy firebomb on Trump—slamming the tyrant-in-chief in 10 brutal ways over his illegal National Guard threats! "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president & his admin's reign of terror."

Aftermath of an X-Class Solar Flare With Real NASA-Recorded Solar Sounds 😎💙😎

Breaking Cosmic Discovery! Oxygen detected at the universe's edge, rewriting cosmic history.JWST spotted galaxy JADES-GS-z14-0, just 300 million years post-Big Bang, with unexpectedly high oxygen levels—far beyond early predictions. Young universe expected only hydrogen/helium; oxygen forms in stars

I feel like some people scrolling through Bluesjy need to hear these two words: courtesy flush

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Was anyone really expecting TSA to show up and not get paid?

This needs to go viral! Repost and share!! youtube.com/shorts/doS43...

Hello Dolfan!

An expert analysis. Rest in peace, Jane.

And not to mention that "united hands" part sounds kinda gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I just find it interesting that he would use that phrase.

This isn't actually a blue ring around a distant star but instead the light from a blue galaxy directly behind a nearer red galaxy (centre) getting bent by the latter's massive gravity to form what *looks* like a ring but isn't & the universe is SO WEIRD anyway google "gravity lens" bc I need a nap.

What a piece of shit. I hope when he dies, he does so shitting shattered glass...

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Welp, the #dolphins are not the worst, but that defense has more holes in it than RFK Jr's worm infested brain. #gofins

Warrior Ethos, more like warrior ETOH for this inept, unqualified buffoon. 🥃 #RepublicanClownShow #Pinks

#dolphins uniforms. 👍 or 👎? #gofins

Can they play the #jets every week? #dolphins #gofins

I thought they killed him. #dolphins #gofins

Thank God the #Jets are Jetting. #dolphins #gofins

I've always liked the uniform the jets are using tonight. #dolphins #gofins

They got very lucky there. #dolphins #gofins

Waiting to see the defense play with violence. #dolphins #gofins

Good. Congratulations to #teameurope #rydercup youtube.com/shorts/0ZUuX...

#shooting #satire

The Amish are about to become billionaires

Coño..... Papa en la boca!!! I'm shocked!! I thought it was gonna be Kid Rock. Trump is gonna be pissed.

One of my all time favourites from my favourite human “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” -- Albert Einstein

That's because you didn't read Carl Sagan, who warned you about the consequences of being an ignorant people

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What kind of bullshit article is this? This has to be joke.

Been a Dolphins fan for decades, I stopped holding my breath a long time ago 🤣

ATTENTION #PORTLAND BLUESKY RESIDENTS: PLEASE POST PICTURES OF YOUR "WAR RAVAGED CITY" SO WE CAN SEE WHAT OUR SOLDIERS HAVE TO FACE.

He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he

Someone invoke the 25th Amendment and get him the fuck out of the White House. This nightmare has to end.

Somebody let #Soundgarden know. 'Universe breakers' discovered by James Webb space telescope may be a new class of cosmic object: the black hole star | Live Science share.google/v2accsqaKTvR...