The next President should run on having a memorial toilet in the White House restroom with the "Donald J Trump Memorial Toilet." It could be a fake-gold toilet with the likeness of his face in it. You could pay $5 to piss on his face in effigy. We'd pay off the national debt in less than a year.

It makes me sick to see the Patriots go from being the Patriots to going back to being the patsies to going back and becoming the Patriots again and all the while these fucking #dolphins can't put two and two together. I hate it here

So how did Ewers look today? I stopped watching after the 1st quarter. #dolphins

McDaniel: “fuck me”

Just like the guy drafted right before him... Oh wait....

Would it be wrong to dress up as an egg, go inside a KFC, and keep asking for Mommy?

Think about where you were in your life 33 years ago and then ask yourself why I might dunk so much on this team.

If JMU scores more than 10 points, I'll post a dick pic.

Same as my luggage code

Damn the Merlin editors hated this bird

Ooof….demoted to third QB. He’ll find comfort in his stacks of cash.

$50mil #FinsUp #FinsDown #AndDown #AndDown #Tradition

I'm really hoping the government UFO disclosure will be a War of the Worlds-type situation, with folks listening to big band music while sitting around their enormous radios

2026 is gonna be my year

Wow! Who gives a shit?

Also... I'm sick of those color rush jerseys and lack of padding

#dolphins #tuasucks

Did I watch the right game?

#nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Tua #Dolphins #Jets #Patriots #Bills #Alabama

Oh FFS. #Trump has even gilded #3IAtlas‼️☄️💫 youtu.be/Uer_Pdev3go?...

I really picked Tua to win a cold weather game man

What happens first? Three and out? Tua interception?

Here we go. #dolphins

Tua threw a pick. DRINK!!!! #tuasucks #dolphins

Damn!! I almost forgot to post my traditional #dolphins / #Steelers video!!!!

#Bills #Patriots #Jets #Dolphins #afceast #nfl #NFL #nflmemes

Idk man, but if you ask me, and you haven't, I think there's more than just his son killing him to this Rob Reiner murder. He was a huge critic of trump as we all know....

How Dolphins fans will look at Chiefs fans for at least the next 24 hours….

Mars was once shaped by flowing water. Scientists have now mapped the planet’s largest ancient watersheds using elevation data from NASA’s Mars Orbiter Laser Altimeter and images from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. They identified 16 massive drainage basins—organized river systems that once

suggesting Mars once had a complex hydrological cycle that may have lasted hundreds of millions of years, possibly until around 2 billion years ago. Today, only dry channels and mineral traces remain—evidence of a water past that could guide future searches for ancient life.

carried water across more than 105,000 km² of Martian surface. These rivers funneled water into canyons, lakes, and sediment deposits, moving an estimated 28,000 km³ of sediment, about 42% of all river-transported sediment on ancient Mars. Their structure closely resembles river basins on Earth,

Surprised the NFL let Philip Rivers ride his lawnmower onto the field.

Kc gonna draft another franchise QB ahead of us

Welcome #chiefs fans!!! @kcchiefsnation.bsky.social #dolphins

The hill I die on will probably be a mound of unfolded laundry.

There was a red vs green game a few years back that was trouble for people that are colorblind, Jeff Darlington included

I've never seen an NFL game where neither team is wearing a white jersey. Usually one does. #nfl

In Australia, duck penises corkscrew in the other direction.

It's not officially Christmas until I see Bruce Willis push Hans Gruber out of the window at Nakatomi Plaza.

This is some top notch trolling. Love to see it.

I thought Trump ended the war?

One has to imagine what the #dolphins record would be if they had a better QB. #tuasucks

Oh shit.... I just realized that with this win, the #dolphins record is going to be: This week is gonna be hell...

Are we watching the birth of a dominant OL? #dolphins

Me everytime Tua goes back to pass #dolphins #tuasucks

If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity